Post by ConfessionFPT on Mar 17, 2018 8:41:24 GMT
THE CFPT INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT ROUND 4
Confession FPT - "What an upset! Going into this match I would have called Crash the underdog, even tho he was a bandicoot, but he's defeated the Jigglypuff! What an amazing match! "
Android 18 - "You're surprised that a pink ball of pudding lost a fight?"
CFPT - "I seem to remember the people in your absurdly over-powered universe having trouble with a cute pink thing as well, once upon a time."
18 - "I don't want to talk about that."
CFPT - "Hey, hey, ok now! Put the fist down, we'll jus move on right along to the next match."
18 - " What are these guys competing for anyway, is it money? A trophy?"
CFPT - "They're competing for the sake of sportsmanship! To entertain this crowd! To prove they are the best! What more do you need?"
18 - "Do they know there's no prize or are they going to find that out at the end?"
CFPT - Well considering my writing track record, 18, I doubt we ever make it to the end of this so this will most probably be a non-issue."
18 - "Don't say I didn't warn you..."
CFPT - "So this next fight is bound to be a spoopy one!"
18 - "Wait why are we doing a 'spoopy' match in the middle of March? If we're going to be doing this all year, shouldn't this take place in October?"
CFPT - "Do you have to nit-pick, everything?"
18 - "I'm just saying you're trying to make it a scary theme but holding it in Spring, the planning behind this tournament sucks."
CFPT - "You try planning a tournament sometime, it is a logistical nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! Here comes the first fighter, Oogie Boogie, of Nightmare Before Christmas fame!"
18 - "That was actually a pretty smooth segue."
CFPT - "I know 18, I went to school for this stuff. I'm not jus some schmuck out here sitting at a desk, I'm a broadcast journalist dammit. Can we focus on Oogie Boogie now? Oogie is of the most terrible and fearsome creature in a whole town full of monsters and demons. He terrorizes the other inhabitants of Halloween Town with his minions, Lock, Shock, and Barrel. It will be interesting to see how he operates without his little buddies."
18 - "He looks like a literal sack of shit."
CFPT - "His burlap exterior is actually filled to the brim with a colony of all sorts of creepy crawlies. Bugs and such."
18 - "So its bug shit?"
CFPT - "Please refrain from using that word. It looks like Oogie is muggin' at a camera man, let's go to that feed and see what he has to say:"
Oogie Boogie: "And just what do you think looking at, Mr. Camera Guy? Don't you know I'm the guy who successfully kidnapped Sandy Claws? Dontcha mess with Oogie Boogie, or you just might roll a snake-eyes! Bahaha!"
CFPT - "Some tough words, from a truly gruesome competitor."
18 - "Some tough words from a stack of-"
CFPT - "Before letting her finish that sentence we have Jay, the Feelgood Cactus standing by with his opponent, Courage the Cowardly Dog! Jay?"
Jay- "My name is Jay, the Global Cactus now! Remember, I went Global."
CFPT - "Jay can you jus interview Courage, please?"
18 - "He knows the FPL is over, right?"
Jay - "THAT'S IT, I AM OUT OF HERE, JEFE! I SURVIVED THE KHAZAN APOCALYPSE, I WILL NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY!"
CFPT - "Jay, please, come back, Jay!"
18 - "Wait? We can leave whenever? Screw this, I'm out of here."
CFPT - "18 wait! I have the ability and vocal dexterity to call this match by myself due to my background in sports broadcasting, but, wait, it's so much more fun when you're here...18...come back..."
*Meanwhile, Courage the Cowardly Dog stood on the stage of the arena, trembling. "How do I get myself into these messes?" he asked aloud before looking into the audience. There sitting in the first row, sat Muriel and Eustace. The farmer had his head buried in the newspaper and Courage could hear him grunting in discontent even from where he was standing. His wife was wearing black and purple facepaint and waving her arms excitedly toward him, "Courage! Oh Courage! You're going to do spectacular! Go get 'em, Courage!" Still unnerved, but filled with the confidence, Courage began walking up to the monster on the other side of the fighting area. "The things I do for love..." he muttered.
Courage - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/616/courage-cowardly-dog
Oogie Boogie - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/806/prototype-profile
Confession FPT - "What an upset! Going into this match I would have called Crash the underdog, even tho he was a bandicoot, but he's defeated the Jigglypuff! What an amazing match! "
Android 18 - "You're surprised that a pink ball of pudding lost a fight?"
CFPT - "I seem to remember the people in your absurdly over-powered universe having trouble with a cute pink thing as well, once upon a time."
18 - "I don't want to talk about that."
CFPT - "Hey, hey, ok now! Put the fist down, we'll jus move on right along to the next match."
18 - " What are these guys competing for anyway, is it money? A trophy?"
CFPT - "They're competing for the sake of sportsmanship! To entertain this crowd! To prove they are the best! What more do you need?"
18 - "Do they know there's no prize or are they going to find that out at the end?"
CFPT - Well considering my writing track record, 18, I doubt we ever make it to the end of this so this will most probably be a non-issue."
18 - "Don't say I didn't warn you..."
CFPT - "So this next fight is bound to be a spoopy one!"
18 - "Wait why are we doing a 'spoopy' match in the middle of March? If we're going to be doing this all year, shouldn't this take place in October?"
CFPT - "Do you have to nit-pick, everything?"
18 - "I'm just saying you're trying to make it a scary theme but holding it in Spring, the planning behind this tournament sucks."
CFPT - "You try planning a tournament sometime, it is a logistical nightmare. Speaking of nightmares! Here comes the first fighter, Oogie Boogie, of Nightmare Before Christmas fame!"
18 - "That was actually a pretty smooth segue."
CFPT - "I know 18, I went to school for this stuff. I'm not jus some schmuck out here sitting at a desk, I'm a broadcast journalist dammit. Can we focus on Oogie Boogie now? Oogie is of the most terrible and fearsome creature in a whole town full of monsters and demons. He terrorizes the other inhabitants of Halloween Town with his minions, Lock, Shock, and Barrel. It will be interesting to see how he operates without his little buddies."
18 - "He looks like a literal sack of shit."
CFPT - "His burlap exterior is actually filled to the brim with a colony of all sorts of creepy crawlies. Bugs and such."
18 - "So its bug shit?"
CFPT - "Please refrain from using that word. It looks like Oogie is muggin' at a camera man, let's go to that feed and see what he has to say:"
Oogie Boogie: "And just what do you think looking at, Mr. Camera Guy? Don't you know I'm the guy who successfully kidnapped Sandy Claws? Dontcha mess with Oogie Boogie, or you just might roll a snake-eyes! Bahaha!"
CFPT - "Some tough words, from a truly gruesome competitor."
18 - "Some tough words from a stack of-"
CFPT - "Before letting her finish that sentence we have Jay, the Feelgood Cactus standing by with his opponent, Courage the Cowardly Dog! Jay?"
Jay- "My name is Jay, the Global Cactus now! Remember, I went Global."
CFPT - "Jay can you jus interview Courage, please?"
18 - "He knows the FPL is over, right?"
Jay - "THAT'S IT, I AM OUT OF HERE, JEFE! I SURVIVED THE KHAZAN APOCALYPSE, I WILL NOT BE TREATED THIS WAY!"
CFPT - "Jay, please, come back, Jay!"
18 - "Wait? We can leave whenever? Screw this, I'm out of here."
CFPT - "18 wait! I have the ability and vocal dexterity to call this match by myself due to my background in sports broadcasting, but, wait, it's so much more fun when you're here...18...come back..."
*Meanwhile, Courage the Cowardly Dog stood on the stage of the arena, trembling. "How do I get myself into these messes?" he asked aloud before looking into the audience. There sitting in the first row, sat Muriel and Eustace. The farmer had his head buried in the newspaper and Courage could hear him grunting in discontent even from where he was standing. His wife was wearing black and purple facepaint and waving her arms excitedly toward him, "Courage! Oh Courage! You're going to do spectacular! Go get 'em, Courage!" Still unnerved, but filled with the confidence, Courage began walking up to the monster on the other side of the fighting area. "The things I do for love..." he muttered.
Courage - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/616/courage-cowardly-dog
Oogie Boogie - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/806/prototype-profile