Post by ConfessionFPT on Feb 7, 2018 15:08:52 GMT
Confession FPT - Fred Dukes! Fred Dukes! The Blob has done it! Even tho the deck was stacked against him, the Blob has done it! I guess King Rool and all of his little minions couldn't take the single Freedom Fighter.
Android 18 - I have to tell you. I just can't care.
CFPT - You aren't enjoying the match-ups in the First Ever CFPT Invitational Tournament, 18?
Android 18 - I really need you to stop name dropping the name of this ridiculous vanity project.
CFPT - But 18? Where else are you going to see Tekken Fighters fight the characters of Rankin Bass? Where else will you see mutants do battle with evil reptilian Kings? This is prime material.
18 - Then how come absolutely no one is watching or giving a šššš about it?
CFPT - We will find an audience, these things take time.
18 - You know what will put butts in the seats? Let me fight, put me in there. I'll give them a show.
CFPT - I can't do that 18.
18 - Why not?
CFPT - Because you will kill. Everybody. It'd be like putting the Seattle Seahawks in a Highschool football tournament. It wouldn't even be fun to watch. It'd jus be depressing. I like the people in this tournament, and as a personal favor to me they agreed to participate. Do you really think I have any other world-breaker friends? You think I know Superman? You think I'm friends with him or Wonder Woman or Hulk or anyone on your level? I wouldn't even know how to get a hold of Supes even though he physically has the ability to hear me right now.
18 - What sort of little weak babies do you have in this tournament?
CFPT - The next match is Crash Bandicoot vs Jigglypuff.
18 - That's. Kinda adorable.
CFPT - Speaking if which, here come the combatants now. From one end of the stage, here comes the Manic Marsupial, an Enemy to Boxes Everywhere, and the Protector of N. Sanity Island: Crash Bandicoot! Crash, coming back into the public eye after nearly 10 years of retirement, is looking better than ever! He is armed with his trusty Wumpa Fruit Bazooka, signature jet pack, and his usual late-90's edgy attitude!
18 - And the pink ball has a microphone.
CFPT - Yes! Hailing from the other end of the arena is the Melodic and Menacing, Jigglypuff! This is the same 'Puff from the original PokƩmon anime, the one who would follow Ash and friends and haunt them with his sleep-inducing Sing attack! I believe it also knows Pound, Rollout, and Rest! I imagine this fight will play out like a round of Super Smash Bros! Wouldn't that be excellent? If Crash finally made it into that game series.
18 - I don't play video games. I have a life.
CFPT - Are you gonna be like this? All day?
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1810/crash-bandicoot
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2264/jigglypuff