Post by ConfessionFPT on Jan 13, 2018 10:54:58 GMT
CFPT Invitational Tournament Round 2: Blob vs K. Rool
Confession FPT – “Holy smokes! What an ending! Mother Nature’s baby boy has been put out!”
Android 18 – “I liked the part where the bald guy kept punching the short guy in the face.”
CFPT – “Wipe that sadistic grin off your face, 18, review this match with me. The Heat Miser threw everything he had at the self-proclaimed King of Iron Fist, but it was not enough to keep the martial arts master down!”
18 – “I guess it was cool how the little angry guy threw a fireball at the old guy and he deflected with his hand or whatever…”
CFPT – “I know! That was insane! Unfortunately, Mr. Mishima did not stop there, continuing to brutalize his opponent after the bout had ended, he is being restrained by security as we speak.”
18 – “You have Oompa Loompas working as bouncers? How are they even strong enough to hold Heihachi back?”
CFPT – “You can fix any problem if you throw enough Oompa Loompas at it. Before Mr. Mishima is escorted from the field, let’s go to our reporter on the sidelines, Jay the Unloved Cactus, Jay?”
Jay – “That’s Jay the GLOBAL Cactus, I did go Global.”
18 – “No one knows what that means anymore…”
CFPT – “Jay, hop over there and get a word with Mr. Mishima.”
Jay – “I’d love to jefe but from what I understand, according to my camera woman Jess, who is fluent in Japanese, she's saying that he’s swearing profusely. You know I don’t like being around that kind of language.”
CFPT – “Uhg. OK, enough of that guy. Let’s preview the next match. Android 18?”
18 – “…”
CFPT – “18?”
18 – “I have no idea. You sat me down in this chair and told me to talk.”
CFPT – “Jesus Christ this is turning into a dumpster fire. Ok, the next fighter registered in the First Annual CFPT Invitational Tournament is the King of the Kremlings! An antagonist to Kongs everywhere! And one woefully uncoordinated dancer! King K. Rool! You can see the mad ruler entering the arena now, sporting those horrendous moves I was talking about.”
18 – “He’s blowing kisses to the woman in the audience.”
CFPT – “Haha, you’re right! Bet you wish he’s throw one your way, 18?”
18 – “If he points his lips at me, I will disintegrate him on sight.”
CFPT – “He does look quite cocky, but he may be mistaking a mountain for a molehill, because the guy he’s fighting is no joke. Hailing from Lubbock, Texas, he’s the not-lean, eating machine. Representing the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, Fred Dukes! Also known as The Blob!”
18 – “These are some big boys.”
CFPT – “Excellent observation, 18, these are some heavyweights facing off in this one. Rool has been known to bite, smash, and trick his way to victory, with an insurmountable amount of strength and a legion of loyal followers.”
18 – “Doesn’t that referee seem suspicious to you? He looks like a…whatever you said the alligator guy was.”
CFPT – “I’m sure its fine.”
18 – “The ref just gave the king some brass knuckles.”
CFPT – “I didn’t see anything like that.”
18 – “Actually there seems to be a lot of them in the audience.”
CFPT – “They are probably just here to cheer their fearless leader to victory!”
18 – “This doesn’t seem fair.”
CFPT – “Oh you’re being silly 18, I’m sure there is absolutely no way that these fine Kremlings in attendance will interfere in this match. {They Do}. I’ve known many a Kremling in my life, and if there is one thing I know about them, they are an upstanding and respectful people.”
18 – “You had to contractually agree not to bash the king or his subjects to get him to come…didn’t you?”
CFPT – “Fred Dukes is called the Blob because he’s a very large man! But this ain’t your average case of My 600 Pound Life, Mr. Dukes also has the mutant ability to control his momentum! Meaning it takes a lot to stop him when he decides to move–“
18 – “When he decides to move…”
CFPT – “And almost impossible to make him budge while at rest!”
18 – “That one I believe.”
CFPT – “Quit being so cynical. This is gonna be a good one!”
King K. Rool ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1065/king-rool ) vs. The Blob ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1582/blob-comics )
Confession FPT – “Holy smokes! What an ending! Mother Nature’s baby boy has been put out!”
Android 18 – “I liked the part where the bald guy kept punching the short guy in the face.”
CFPT – “Wipe that sadistic grin off your face, 18, review this match with me. The Heat Miser threw everything he had at the self-proclaimed King of Iron Fist, but it was not enough to keep the martial arts master down!”
18 – “I guess it was cool how the little angry guy threw a fireball at the old guy and he deflected with his hand or whatever…”
CFPT – “I know! That was insane! Unfortunately, Mr. Mishima did not stop there, continuing to brutalize his opponent after the bout had ended, he is being restrained by security as we speak.”
18 – “You have Oompa Loompas working as bouncers? How are they even strong enough to hold Heihachi back?”
CFPT – “You can fix any problem if you throw enough Oompa Loompas at it. Before Mr. Mishima is escorted from the field, let’s go to our reporter on the sidelines, Jay the Unloved Cactus, Jay?”
Jay – “That’s Jay the GLOBAL Cactus, I did go Global.”
18 – “No one knows what that means anymore…”
CFPT – “Jay, hop over there and get a word with Mr. Mishima.”
Jay – “I’d love to jefe but from what I understand, according to my camera woman Jess, who is fluent in Japanese, she's saying that he’s swearing profusely. You know I don’t like being around that kind of language.”
CFPT – “Uhg. OK, enough of that guy. Let’s preview the next match. Android 18?”
18 – “…”
CFPT – “18?”
18 – “I have no idea. You sat me down in this chair and told me to talk.”
CFPT – “Jesus Christ this is turning into a dumpster fire. Ok, the next fighter registered in the First Annual CFPT Invitational Tournament is the King of the Kremlings! An antagonist to Kongs everywhere! And one woefully uncoordinated dancer! King K. Rool! You can see the mad ruler entering the arena now, sporting those horrendous moves I was talking about.”
18 – “He’s blowing kisses to the woman in the audience.”
CFPT – “Haha, you’re right! Bet you wish he’s throw one your way, 18?”
18 – “If he points his lips at me, I will disintegrate him on sight.”
CFPT – “He does look quite cocky, but he may be mistaking a mountain for a molehill, because the guy he’s fighting is no joke. Hailing from Lubbock, Texas, he’s the not-lean, eating machine. Representing the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, Fred Dukes! Also known as The Blob!”
18 – “These are some big boys.”
CFPT – “Excellent observation, 18, these are some heavyweights facing off in this one. Rool has been known to bite, smash, and trick his way to victory, with an insurmountable amount of strength and a legion of loyal followers.”
18 – “Doesn’t that referee seem suspicious to you? He looks like a…whatever you said the alligator guy was.”
CFPT – “I’m sure its fine.”
18 – “The ref just gave the king some brass knuckles.”
CFPT – “I didn’t see anything like that.”
18 – “Actually there seems to be a lot of them in the audience.”
CFPT – “They are probably just here to cheer their fearless leader to victory!”
18 – “This doesn’t seem fair.”
CFPT – “Oh you’re being silly 18, I’m sure there is absolutely no way that these fine Kremlings in attendance will interfere in this match. {They Do}. I’ve known many a Kremling in my life, and if there is one thing I know about them, they are an upstanding and respectful people.”
18 – “You had to contractually agree not to bash the king or his subjects to get him to come…didn’t you?”
CFPT – “Fred Dukes is called the Blob because he’s a very large man! But this ain’t your average case of My 600 Pound Life, Mr. Dukes also has the mutant ability to control his momentum! Meaning it takes a lot to stop him when he decides to move–“
18 – “When he decides to move…”
CFPT – “And almost impossible to make him budge while at rest!”
18 – “That one I believe.”
CFPT – “Quit being so cynical. This is gonna be a good one!”
King K. Rool ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1065/king-rool ) vs. The Blob ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1582/blob-comics )