CFPT Invitational Tournament Round 1: Heihachi vs Heat Miser

CFPT - "Hey look! It's a throwback! Remember when I used to format matches like this all the time? This has a real old CBUB feel, right?"



Android 18 - "I don't think anyone knows, or cares, how you used to write fan fiction in 2006."



CFPT - "I throughly miss this format and that why we're both up in this commentary booth to announce THE FIRST EVER CFPT INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT! Right here in scenic Downtown Khazan, at the Serg Memorial arena!"



Android 18 - "Do I really need to be here for this?"



CFPT - "Haven't you ever watched Pro wrestling? They need a play by play guy, me, and someone to add in nuggets of wisdom from their experience. That's you."



Android 18 - "Can't I just be IN the tournament if you insist on having it?"



CFPT - "No, no, dear, you can't cause you'd win the whole thing. I want this to be exciting!"



Android 18 - *rolls eyes*



CFPT - "This tournament is meant to encapsulate my entire career, of the matches I've formed on this website, digging deep into my match history and put some of the biggest and brightest characters against each other! I'll be digging deep into the past, and looking to the future and throw all these characters against each other! And I'm going to have fun doing it!"



Android 18 - "Why are there no SKWD people on the tournament bracket?"



CFPT - "Shh, no one cares about SKWD."



Android 18 - "Whatever..."



CFPT - "This contest is gonna be 16 people deep, in a single elimination format. On one side of the bracket, characters from my more recent history, competing for the chance to fight my legacy characters from the days of Electric Ferret past. The winner of the old EF division will face the winner of the Magnetic Fox division. Does that make sense?"



Android 18 - "So...it's almost like two tournaments and the winner of each fights the other?"



CFPT - "I mean...I guess...let's throw it down to our man on the sidelines to introduce the first bout, the incomparable, the lovable, Jay the Feelgood Cactus! Howdy Jay"



Jay - "Hola mi amigos y mo amogas! I am overjoyed to be utilized again! After years of not being written about, I have returned to help Senor Confession with the tournament! And for this first fight, ¡no me digas! It's gonna be muy caliente. The first match of Division A will be the Undisputed King of Iron Fist, Heihachi Mishima. Man, he looks real upset, maybe someone should go offer him a hug?"



CFPT - "I wouldn't suggest it, buddy."



Jay - "You're the boss! Facing him today, is the combustible tyrant of the south, the very temperamental Heat Miser! He also looks like someone pee-ed in his oatmeal, I can't tell which one of these guys is the bigger sourpuss!"



Android 18 - "Probably the fire guy. Cause he's fat."



CFPT - "Whoo-wee! Better be careful how loud you say that, you don't want to to meet the Heat Miser when he's steamed."



Android 18 - "I would actually, love, to see him try and do something about it."



CFPT - "Hehe...Jay, how do you feel about this match up?"



Jay - "Well, initially you may think the advantage goes to the Heat Miser, due to his immortality and his mastery over flame. But even though Heihachi is jus a man, he's not jus any man. He's spent the majority of his life battling against supernatural creatures before, and always held his own. So you can't count the old man out yet."



CFPT - "All right, it looks like the contestants are being lead into the arena now. We'd like to thank our Sponsors for today's event, Lexcorp and DinoCo for keeping the lights on, lets go down to the arena!"



*Heihachi and Heat Miser enter from opposite sides of the arena, the crowd of thousands of assorted fictional characters cheer for each combatant*



Heat Miser - "So, you're the opponent I'm set to face in this ridiculous tournament? You look even older than that blasted Santa Clause."



Heihachi (in Japanese) - "I won't die that easily, fool."



*Heat Miser summons balls of Fire in his clutches*



Heat Miser - "You don't threaten me!"



*Heihachi takes his stance as bolts of lightning run up his legs into his fists*



Heihachi - "I've survived worse than you."


Heat Miser - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5399/heat-miser


Heihachi - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/622/heihachi-mishima