Post by ConfessionFPT on Jun 11, 2017 3:40:43 GMT
Kuma ate another punch from Koala Kong and staggered backward. The Cortex Commando was tough, on par with anyone he had fought in the King of Iron Fist Tournament. Fuzzy Lumpkins then leaped toward the two, holding his signature boulder above his head. "I gots yas now!" Throwing the big rock down like a Spirit Bomb. Kuma rolled out of the way, leaving only Koloa Kong by himself. The meathead of a mutant bore the attack, and caught it. Fuzzy was shocked. This began a dangerous game of catch, with the two behemoths chucking the rock back and forth at each other only for the other intercept it and send it back.
Above, the rock flew past Morty Smith, Dr. Neo Cortx, and Princess Morbucks, who were zipping and weaving through the air. Morty had his mech armor, Princess, her rocket shoes, and Cortex his jetpack. All of them firing some sort of energy beam from each of their respective weapons. Cortex was the slipperiest of them all, sending Morty into a frenzy. "You, you know what you big headed bastard? I'm going to kick your shit in, you hear me? I'm just gonna take your shit, all your shit l, and I'm, I'm going to kick it across all this floor, smear your shit everywhere. And then, then I'll piss on your shit that's spread everywhere. Cause, cause you're a shit."
"Yuck," Princess stuck out her tongue, "boys are so gross."
~~~
"Valentino," Cool Trainer Alyssa called out, her starter Pokémon nodded his head in acknowledgment, "use Crunch!"
"Tuuuurtwig!" he leapt toward the Black Puddle Queen, chomping down on her neck.
The Queen howled in pain, transforming into a stream of water in an attempt to get away.
"Now we have her!" she said to herself, "use Giga Drain!" He performed the maneuver, taking every drop of water off the ground and absorbing it.
"No!" Marcelene the Vampire Queen screamed literal bloody murder, seeing her associate disappear in the corner of her eye.
She was currently fending off HIM. "Ohhhhh," the red devil feigned sympathy with a mocking tone, "did you liiiiiike her?"
"Shut up," Marcy held back a tear, "she was my queenmate."
"Well you're never going to see her again!" He barked intensely and flung himself back at her.
~~~
Android 18 hovered in the air in front of her enemy, clutching her right arm, in an attempt to keep it from falling out of its socket.
She knew she didn't have it in her.
Just like the last time she crossed paths with the Composite Superman, the DBZ warrior threw everything she had at the bizarre villain and was found wanting.
The faux-Superman smirked. The end was inevitable. His hand transformed into a long scythe and he inched closer to her.
"Marrin..." was the last word we uttered before her head was sliced clean off.
~~~
Judge Doom laughed manically whilst observing the orange tin barrel in front of him. It had taken a lot of work, dragging the container from Toon Town, but well worth the effort to see the Grinch's legs slowly sink into the Dip.
He had thrown the Grinch in, head first. Meaning there were no screams, no noise. It was almost like the fuzzy green man had accepted his fate, he didnt grab onto the sides or kick or scream. Doom was really disappointed at the lack of yelps and hollars, but preceded to cackle like a madman anyway.
Once the upper body was fully engulfed by the chemical, each of his legs tumbled to each side of the container. Doom picked one of those legs up and tossed it back into the mixture.
~~~
"Stop running at me!" Blackfire screamed as Red X got back up and started lumbering in her direction.
What little personality that existed in Red X before had vanished. The mind-control Amanda Waller was utilizing was powerful. Her former friend held nothing back.
Blackfire started off the fight hesitant, mostly dodging him and using only a little bit of her blackbolt energy blasts. But as he got increasing more annoying, with his gadgets and sticky projectiles, she upped her ante, even adding eye beams to the mix (which she only did when she got really pissed off).
It eventually came to a point where she wasn't holding back punches at all. Like, literally punched him as hard as she could. His costume was now torn and tapered, his skull mask mostly broken off, revealing more of his face than she'd ever seen before.
She couldn't tell if he was cute under all the cuts and bruises.
He was huffing and puffing as he continued his staggered march back toward her. He had no weapons left at this point, she couldn't fathom the futility of his actions.
"Get it through your thick skull," she she sneered at him, "you're not in my league, you've never beaten me before, what makes you think you can do it now?"
He said nothing. Once within arms reach, she effortlessly stepped out of the way, pushed him down and watched him fall through the skylight.
~~~
"I've been wanting to say this to you, for a long time," Goldar chuckled holding Killer Croc in the air by the shoulder blade, "but you shouldn't have ****-ed with a real OG." He learned all his bantering insults by arguing with teenagers in the 90's, so forgive his dated lingo.
Croc landed face down. He was panicking because he tried to say, "Shut up Biggie" in response to Goldar's dumbass comment but found himself only able to make a hissing noise. He couldn't even lift his own body weight off the ground.
He saw many things out of the corner of his eye, the moment before he died. Composite Superman cutting off Android 18's head. Red X falling past them and hitting the ground with a loud thud. The Grinch being thrown into a barrel and melting.
The last thing he saw was Goldar raise his fist and slam it straight into his temple. His last thought was about how he never got to see the reboot of Animaniacs.
~~~
Amanda Waller watched these events unfold with relish. "Look at that, Lex. It's almost over. Look at that! Croc, Grinch, the android, all constant thorns in my side, all gone!"
Lex smirked, "Yes. It-it seems sunny days are ahead."
"Hmm," she shot him a skeptical look, "Lex, where is Bradley? He was supposed to meet us here half an hour ago."
"I dunno," he leaned back in his chair, "maybe he's stuck in traffic."
~~~
It had been a long time since Shego had the opportunity to brutalize a bunch of teenagers. She wiped a speck of blood off her cheek and rubbed it off on the wall. Now that the Totally Spies were disposed of, she refocused on her goal of never being separated from Goldar again.
Before she could run to him, he found her. He looked at the severely beaten bodies of the spies and nodded in approval, "Nice job."
She held back the big goofy smile that forced itself onto her face whenever he was around and replaced it with a scowl. She instead smacked him on the back of the head.
"Hey what was that for?"
"We are going to have a serious talk later about you running away from me during climatic battles," she scolded him.
Blackfire then flew down and landed a few feet from where they were.
"Glad you're ok," Goldar patted her on the back, Shego's face was usually green tinted so I'm not going to say "she was green with envy".
"We need regroup, where is left of everyone? Who's not dead?" Blackfire answered.
"I saw Red X fall from the ceiling," Shego said.
"Yeah sorry about that," Blackfire trailed off.
"Steve Irwin got the better of Killer Croc," Goldar smirked. He knew this was barefaced lie.
"And I killed the Grinch!" a voice like a screeching teapot screamed from behind Blackfire. It was Judge Doom. Both of his hands had turned into buzzsaws that he began swinging them at the remaining SKWD members.
~~~
Dr. Neo Cortex laid on the ground, panting like a dehydrated dog. He always thought he'd be killed by Aku Aku for killing his brother, not in a battle with a talking monkey.
Mojo Jojo laughed manically at his fallen foe. "Yes, now I have you, this is where you are, in my clutches."
Princess Morbucks had blasted him out of the sky. Only for the Beat-Alls to mercilessly gang up on him. Even though he had been flying for most of the battle, he managed to vex every Beat-All on the ground too. He looked to Koala Kong for help, only to see his arm sticking out from under the bolder Fuzzy Lumpkins brought to the fight.
"Yaaaaaaas," HIM smirked, "lets teach the BULBUS DOMED mad scientist a LESSON!"
The only thing that made Cortex feel any better before the four Powerpuff Girls villains mobbed him, was the fact that his entanglement with the SKWD and Amanda Waller was almost over.
On the other side of this fight, When Morty noticed that Cortex was preoccupied with those other guys, he decided to join Cool Trainer Alyssa in her struggle with Marcelene the Vampire Queen.
While the two were engaging her, the Monopoly Man noticed the tide had turned and jumped in to help.
"This is so bunk," the Queen was trying not to sweat while the little green Pokémon jumped and evaded all of her axe swings, the boy in the mech suit shot lasers at her, and the old man hitting her with his cane.
The whack of the wood on her shins was the most annoying of all. She decided to end what was left of the old man's life, and swung her axe straight down in his direction. He was split perfectly down the middle.
Marcy accidentally swung her weapon so hard it became lodged in the ground.
Alyssa stood from her distance in shock. Her employer was dead. She was put in charge by Erika to keep him safe. After the Celadon Gym closed, the grass type trainers in it feared they'd go without work. That's when their fearless leader found them all jobs as security for Rich Uncle Pennybags. Alyssa was always felt indebted to her for finding them such well paying jobs. And she pledged to do the job to the best of her ability. And now he was dead. All of her friends now unemployed again. Erika left Alyssa her Pokémon to do this one thing...and in the aftermath of this death, the end of her meal ticket, she didn't feel sad, she got angry.
"Valentino use Woodhammer, go for chest!"
As her little Pokémon began to execute the move, she remembered how Erika's smile, her gentleness, how utterly perfect she was. She only hoped that she could be a fitting trainer for them after having such an amazing owner.
The little Turtwig hit its target, dead on, with a tremendous amount of momentum. While struggling to lift her axe, she felt the tiny turtle Pokémon fly through her chest.
Alyssa's anger quickly turned to shock, she didn't expect him to go so hard, "Tino don't you think that was a bit...much."
Marcelene looked up at the Cool Trainer with a petrified face and then to the gaping hole in her chest, "Bunk." She turned to dust before the Turtwig landed on the ground.
Kuma ran up to help his friends too late to help out.
~~~
Katz stroked his ravenous pet spider as he walked back into the assembly room of the factory. He had completed his task and his arachnid was well fed after feeding on Waluigi's still living flesh.
What he walked into was the back of the SKWD. He was standing on the wrong side of the room, all of his companions were on the other side of his engines.
So, in case this is hard to keep track of, we got Shego, Goldar, Morty Smith, Blackfire, Cool Trainer Alyssa, and Kuma all standing, alive.
Wallers people on the other side included Composite Superman and Judge Doom.
And, Katz didn't see this, but there was a third group standing awkwardly in the middle. The Beat-Alls.
What was left of the SKWD did not want to charge or turn their back to run away from Composite Superman. He killed their heavy. The most powerful person in their posse. The girl they could always count on to turn the tides when things weren't going their way. And he took her head off like it was a tissue out of a box.
The Powerpuff Girls villains still did not know what was going on. One second they defeated their greatest enemies and the next they were here. Mojo Jojo was on the verge of demeaning an answer, asking why they were here, when yet another portal opened up behind Judge Doom.
Amanda Waller and Lex Luther stepped out, "Hello darlings," Her voice sent cold venom through their veins, "I know it isn't prudent for me to be here, but since your android is dead, I thought I'd come see to your demise personality."
Composite Superman cracked his neck, he was waiting to be let off his leash and kill some people. But before Waller could say the word, he was interrupted.
"Now wait just one cotten-pickin' minuet!" an unexpected voice called out. HIM's face filled with dread as he realized the voice was coming from directly behind him. Princess Morbucks pushed his leg out of the way and marched toward Waller while continuing her rant, "I demand to know what's going on here! Where are we? I don't appreciate being taken anyplace without my permission! Do you know who I am? Do you know who my daddy is? If you don't take me home THIS INSTANT, I'll tell my daddy that you kidnapped me and then you'll be sorry! Now tell me, WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
Waller was stunned. She had no idea who this entitled child was could not think of a response.
"Oh I believe in responsible for that," Lex Luthor.
"You?" Princess and Waller said in unison.
"Yes," he continued, "You four were the perfect monkey wrench to throw into this thing. No offense, Mojo." The primate mastermind grew red in anger. "Ya-you see, I thought the sides were a bit uneven and I didn't want those SKWD guys to get RIGGITY-RIGGITY-WRECKED SON!" Lex then preceded to rip off his face to reveal it was actually Rick Sanchez standing there.
"What the-" Waller began but Rick cut her off.
"Listen here you no-good-gawd-damn-hoe-bag bitch, you don't F**K with a Rick! Ever since you embarrassed me at the pier in the season one finale, I've been planning this. Well-ell not this but, but something like this. You wanna know where you buddy Lex is? I ripped his gawddamn heart out and ate it like three weeks ago. I've been pretending to be him ever since, and, and King Bradley? He's F****ing dead too. You're the only person left in your little 'illuminati', have been for weeks. I'm the illuminati now, bitch."
"So, so you're not my Rick?" Morty asked, crestfallen.
"No but my Morty died, do you need a Rick?"
"Well, sure!" he said excitedly.
"Don't get attached to this one," Amanda Waller clicked her tongue, "because MY friend here is about to throw him into the sun."
"Oh you mean this friend," Rick pulled out a portal gun without breaking eye contact with her, and fired it at Composite Superman. The fake man of steel couldn't fly away from it, the force was too strong and dragged him in, "you're friend there now lives in a reality completely inhabited by butt hampsters, and I'm guessing he's not smart enough to get back."
The situation completely changed in that moment. Waller was now surrounded by unfriendly waters, filled with sharks that wanted to eat her. But she did have one ally, "Doom, do something!"
Without thinking, the good judge took his buzzsaw hand and slashed at Rick. The old man barely dodged the attempt at murder, and while he was not scratched, his portal gun was.
"What did you do!?" Green energy emitted rapidly from the cut, with green beams of every size going off in multiple directions. At the end of these beams, portals to different dimensions and realities we're opening up.
They became windows to strange worlds, each showing bizarre places. One then opened up right in front of Shego, sucking her in.
"No!" Goldar yelled, "Not again!" Without thinking he leapt in after her. Morty realized they'd have no way to get back without his portal gun and turned to Kuma, Alyssa, and Blackfire behind him, "We have to help them."
Kuma waved his arms in a way that conveyed he didn't want to."I'm not up to playing Quantum Leap," he growled, though no one understood him.
"Don't worry, I have a way back," pulling out his portal gun.
Blackfire's eyes flashed when she saw him pull out the device. This was her ticket home. Now that Red X and Waller were dead, she had no excuse to not go home. She was gonna follow whoever had the way home.
"You heard the man," she called out, "lets go!" She pushed the bear into the vortex with ease and the remaining three jumped in as well.
Rick saw his new Morty go through the from across the room and instinctively ran for it. Judge Doom was about to go after them, but Waller said, "No stay here. Protect me!" She then heard a beeping noise and looked down at their feet.
"Is that a grenade?" Judge Doom asked in his squeaky voice before it detonated. The blast blew everyone in crazy directions. Judge Doom was a cartoon, so he didn't die when he slammed against a wall. Amanda Waller did tho, the Beat-Alls were just far away enough not to die, but the problem was HIM and Mojo Jojo were thrown into one portal, and Fuzzy into a completely different one.
"Suck my fat ****, Waller!" Rick yelled as the explosion from his bomb he propelled him into the portal Shego was sucked into.
Katz tried to sneak away, what he didn't know was one of the portals close to the explosion lead to a portal that was right in front of him, causing the blast to knock Katz to the same hole the SKWD went in.
Eventually all the green beams stopped and the portals at their end vanished as well, this left Judge Doom alone in the decimated warehouse. "Hey," he looked around, "Where'd everybody go?"
"What a stupid crappy building," he heard a voice say from across the room. He saw it was coming from that mouthy little girl. Princess stand up and wipe herself off, "as soon as I find daddy I'll have him sue whoever build it and then they'll have to tear it down."
Judge Doom's eyes became crazed, his smile wide and uncannily white as he stared down the little cartoon girl in front of him, "Are you wearing a swim suit?"
"Ew," Princess put her hand to the level of her eye, so she didn't have to look at his face, "don't even talk to me weirdo."
"You're little, outfit," he was almost drooling as he approached her, "looks water resistant. Looks like you could go for...a dip!" His arm stretched and around the the still standing barrel of dip across the room. He jerked it toward him, spilling some on his arm. The pain caused him to drop it and spill it everywhere. The unnatural slime now covered the floor.
"You were going to attack me with acid?!" Princess practically exploded when she saw the liquid on his arm sizzle and emit steam, "how 'bout I rub your face in it?! Would you like that!? Huh!?!"
Princess - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5624/princess-morbucks
Judge Doom - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5416/judge-doom
