The Most Interesting Bar Fight In The World
Sept 8, 2016 18:51:48 GMT
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Post by SSJRuss on Sept 8, 2016 18:51:48 GMT
Our scene opens to a very luxurious boat party.
"Ladies and Gentleman, I'd like to introduce you to someone who... In a past life, was himself. Whose pillow is cool on both sides. Who can slam a revolving door. He is the life of parties he has never attended! He is your host! The man himself! The Most Interesting Man In The World!", the Announcer said as he was doing his best to get the guests hype.
On the stage behind the announcer, The Most Interesting Man made his entrance from behind the red curtain. He indulged in the applause and gave several nods to the audience.
"Hello my friends," he started, "Thank you all for coming. You know, I don't always host parties. But when I do, I prefer it to be on a luxury cruise ship for my company of friends from across the Multiverse! Ha Ha! Stay thirsty, my friends!" He would say as he held up his bottle of Dos Equis. The crowd would do the same in unison.
The crowd cheered as their host exited the stage, escorted by Miss Universe and Aphrodite. Signaling the official start of the party.
While guests mingled, stage hands began to set up equipment for the night's entertainment, Dethklok.
The party floor would be filled with characters from all across the Multiverse. And they all were drinking Dos Equis. You know, out of respect for their host. And because it seemed like that was the only beverage available.
Across from the dance floor, the Geico Caveman could be seen trying to pick up chicks at the bar.
"Some party huh?" he'd say leaning in next to the red head beside him. The party had only just begun and he had already been turned down three times. He was hoping this one would break the streak.
But the girl just looked at him, rose an eyebrow and said, "Not in this age, Tiger." She'd turn and walk away without another word.
So make that four times.
On the other side of the bar, a large cartoon tiger turned his attention toward the Caveman and the red head that was leaving. "Huh? Someone say tiger?"
"Not you, Tony. She was talking to the monkey over there," Bender the robot pointed out to his bar-mate.
"Oh!" Tony would just smile then continue his bowl of Dos Equis-filled Frosted Flakes.
Over in another corner, Peter Griffin and Ted were playing a drunken game of pool.
"Oh come on! What the hell is this?" Peter would exclaim, visibly red at this point.
"It's the fall of a fat, privileged white man and how he lost a game of pool to a talking teddy bear, that's what," Ted would quip back, hitting the last three balls into three different pockets.
"I can't believe this. This is worse than the time I lost that game of strip poker with the Super Friends!"
Luckily, Dethklok began their show before the rest of the guests had a chance to be traumatized by Peter's unnecessary flashback.
"Trapped inside a box
Four long years
Hiding from the world
Punished by your peers
"Studied teachers words
Staff appointed hearts
Earned a piece of paper
No go forth and start
"Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die!
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die!"
Back at the bar, Bender shouted, "Man, these guys suck ass!"
"Well, I think they're G-G-GREAT!" Tony rebutted.
The Burger King would raise his Dos Equis to Tony's comment. Apparently, they both were fans.
However, Bender didn't seem to care. He threw one his beers at Dethklok and hit Murderface square in the forehead, the bottle shattering on impact. The bassist would drop like a rock.
The music stopped and everything got quiet.
"Hey, Hey Murderface. You okay?" Nathan would ask the unconscious Murderface.
"Hey man. They is totally wrecking our show and stuff. Who threw that!?" Toki yelled.
Bender's robotic laughter was all the answer they needed.
"Not cool robot dude!" Nathan said.
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Skwisgaar threw his guitar at the robot, hitting him in the head and sending him over the counter.
The energy in the room must have been contagious because the other party goers started hitting each other.
Peter decided he had enough of Ted's shit and swung his poolstick at him.
Crash Bandicoot jumped the Burger King and began choking him.
Tony would have come to the Burger King's aide, but The Caveman tripped him, causing Tony to fall and land flat on his face.
"Looks like things are getting exciting," said the Most Interesting Man In The World. He rubbed his hands together then clapped them. From behind his chair a velociraptor appeared and looked over at it's master.
The Most Interesting Man would nod to his pet, giving it the okay to join the tussle.
The raptor gave a screech then ran forward into the fray.
On the stage behind the announcer, The Most Interesting Man made his entrance from behind the red curtain. He indulged in the applause and gave several nods to the audience.
"Hello my friends," he started, "Thank you all for coming. You know, I don't always host parties. But when I do, I prefer it to be on a luxury cruise ship for my company of friends from across the Multiverse! Ha Ha! Stay thirsty, my friends!" He would say as he held up his bottle of Dos Equis. The crowd would do the same in unison.
The crowd cheered as their host exited the stage, escorted by Miss Universe and Aphrodite. Signaling the official start of the party.
While guests mingled, stage hands began to set up equipment for the night's entertainment, Dethklok.
The party floor would be filled with characters from all across the Multiverse. And they all were drinking Dos Equis. You know, out of respect for their host. And because it seemed like that was the only beverage available.
Across from the dance floor, the Geico Caveman could be seen trying to pick up chicks at the bar.
"Some party huh?" he'd say leaning in next to the red head beside him. The party had only just begun and he had already been turned down three times. He was hoping this one would break the streak.
But the girl just looked at him, rose an eyebrow and said, "Not in this age, Tiger." She'd turn and walk away without another word.
So make that four times.
On the other side of the bar, a large cartoon tiger turned his attention toward the Caveman and the red head that was leaving. "Huh? Someone say tiger?"
"Not you, Tony. She was talking to the monkey over there," Bender the robot pointed out to his bar-mate.
"Oh!" Tony would just smile then continue his bowl of Dos Equis-filled Frosted Flakes.
Over in another corner, Peter Griffin and Ted were playing a drunken game of pool.
"Oh come on! What the hell is this?" Peter would exclaim, visibly red at this point.
"It's the fall of a fat, privileged white man and how he lost a game of pool to a talking teddy bear, that's what," Ted would quip back, hitting the last three balls into three different pockets.
"I can't believe this. This is worse than the time I lost that game of strip poker with the Super Friends!"
Luckily, Dethklok began their show before the rest of the guests had a chance to be traumatized by Peter's unnecessary flashback.
"Trapped inside a box
Four long years
Hiding from the world
Punished by your peers
"Studied teachers words
Staff appointed hearts
Earned a piece of paper
No go forth and start
"Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die!
Go forth, be conquered, go forth and die!"
Back at the bar, Bender shouted, "Man, these guys suck ass!"
"Well, I think they're G-G-GREAT!" Tony rebutted.
The Burger King would raise his Dos Equis to Tony's comment. Apparently, they both were fans.
However, Bender didn't seem to care. He threw one his beers at Dethklok and hit Murderface square in the forehead, the bottle shattering on impact. The bassist would drop like a rock.
The music stopped and everything got quiet.
"Hey, Hey Murderface. You okay?" Nathan would ask the unconscious Murderface.
"Hey man. They is totally wrecking our show and stuff. Who threw that!?" Toki yelled.
Bender's robotic laughter was all the answer they needed.
"Not cool robot dude!" Nathan said.
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Skwisgaar threw his guitar at the robot, hitting him in the head and sending him over the counter.
The energy in the room must have been contagious because the other party goers started hitting each other.
Peter decided he had enough of Ted's shit and swung his poolstick at him.
Crash Bandicoot jumped the Burger King and began choking him.
Tony would have come to the Burger King's aide, but The Caveman tripped him, causing Tony to fall and land flat on his face.
"Looks like things are getting exciting," said the Most Interesting Man In The World. He rubbed his hands together then clapped them. From behind his chair a velociraptor appeared and looked over at it's master.
The Most Interesting Man would nod to his pet, giving it the okay to join the tussle.
The raptor gave a screech then ran forward into the fray.
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electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/266/tony-tiger
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/778/peter-griffin
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/453/bender
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5134/dethklok
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/958/velociraptors
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2838/ted-bear
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2081/burger-king
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