Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2016 20:12:41 GMT
CITRUS NEWS INTERRUPTS THE USUAL PROGRAMMING TO BRING YOU AN IMPORTANT NEWS BROADCAST.
A DESTRUCTIVE GREEN CREATURE SIMILAR TO THE ONE COMMONLY SEEN IN LIBERTY CITY HAS BEEN GOING ON SEVERAL MASS RAMPAGES ACROSS LOS SANTOS. BOTH THE POLICE AND THE MILITARY HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO CONTAIN THE BEAST AND PUT A STOP TO HIS MADNESS.
IN THIS HANDHELD CAMERA FOOTAGE, A TW@ CASHIER BY THE NAME OF JAMES CAN BE SEEN BATTLING THIS HULK CREATURE WITHIN A MILITARY HELICOPTER. UNFORTUNATELY, JAMES HAS SO FAR BEEN UNABLE TO LAY A SCRATCH ON THE HULK, AND SO THE CREATURE CONTINUES IT'S RAMPAGE. WILL ANYTHING BE ABLE TO KILL THE INCREDIBLE HULK?
Michael de Santa, aka The Hulk was leaping around in the Fort Zancudo military base, fighting off tanks, soldiers and helicopters simultaneously. Unexpectedly, a tank managed to fire a round directly at the Hulk, sending him flying.
"Ow! Right, that's it, you're done for, mate." groaned the Hulk, before running over to the tank at full speed, picking it up over his head, and throwing it very forcefully at the main watchtower of the base. The force of the explosion knocked out several soldiers in the area, but of course, the Hulk was unscathed.
"Well, that was a good work out, military people. I think I'll be heading back to the city now, though." said the Hulk to himself. He jumped above the fence surrounding the fort and made his way to East Vinewood.
"To take my mind off of the destruction, I decided to take a lovely stroll through the streets of East Vinewood." The Hulk monologued.
While slowly strolling through the streets, the Hulk encountered James the Tw@ cashier once again. He was brandishing an RPG.
"Oh, not you again." said the Hulk.
"Right, I tell you what. Go fuck yourself. Go fucking crawl in the dirty dank little hole where you fucking come from you dirty, dragon-eating little fucking spastic." replied James in his usual fashion. The Hulk blankly stared at him in response, before dashing over to James at breakneck speed and soccer-kicking him miles away before a single rocket could be fired.
"... Prick." grunted the Hulk.
At his mansion, the Hulk decided to take a load off and watch some television. With his oversized arms, he picked up the remote control and put on some Citrus News.
"... and while the zombie apocalypse continues, hot dog vendors across Liberty City still continue to try to make a living. In other news, a giant ape has been spotted climbing the Maze Bank building in Los Santos. The origins of the creature are unknown, though local citizens have stated that the saw it appear "from some kind of wormhole in the sky". The LSPD has tried to attack the beast, but they have so far been unable to truly damage the creature or at the very least get it off of the building." exposited the news reader.
"What the hell? I thought I was the only rampaging, ape-like monster in this town! Time for me to show this monkey prick who's the boss of this town!"
Michael began storming out of his house in rage and fury. His housemaid, Consuela, was in his way.
"FUCK-A YOU, CONSUELA!" screamed the Hulk as he smacked his maid out of the way with the force of a pumped double-barrelled shotgun.
Piloting an Atomic Blimp with his massive arms comically clipping out of the sides, the Hulk slowly made his way up to the Maze Bank building, and when he was high enough, he dived out and landed directly on the helipad. He gazed over the edge of the building, and roared down at Titano the Super-Ape as the ape scaled the tower. Titano shot a ray of kryptonite upwards at his foe, but it of course had next to no effect on the Hulk because he wasn't a Kryptonian. Both realised that it would come down to a battle of physical strength.
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This is the modded GTA5 version of the Hulk, as seen in TheGamingLemon's video here: youtu.be/-1_CrGwLNxA
Yes, I'm using a character from essentially a Let's Play channel. Don't judge.
The version of Titano here is the original Earth-One Pre-Crisis incarnation, transported from to the GTA5 world by Lex Luthor or some shit. Don't think about it too hard, it's the Silver Age for crying out loud.
Who will win this battle atop the Maze Bank building in the world of Grand Theft Auto V?
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/45/hulk
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/3922/michael-de-santa
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4817/titano?page=1&scrollTo=24990
A DESTRUCTIVE GREEN CREATURE SIMILAR TO THE ONE COMMONLY SEEN IN LIBERTY CITY HAS BEEN GOING ON SEVERAL MASS RAMPAGES ACROSS LOS SANTOS. BOTH THE POLICE AND THE MILITARY HAVE TRIED AND FAILED TO CONTAIN THE BEAST AND PUT A STOP TO HIS MADNESS.
IN THIS HANDHELD CAMERA FOOTAGE, A TW@ CASHIER BY THE NAME OF JAMES CAN BE SEEN BATTLING THIS HULK CREATURE WITHIN A MILITARY HELICOPTER. UNFORTUNATELY, JAMES HAS SO FAR BEEN UNABLE TO LAY A SCRATCH ON THE HULK, AND SO THE CREATURE CONTINUES IT'S RAMPAGE. WILL ANYTHING BE ABLE TO KILL THE INCREDIBLE HULK?
Michael de Santa, aka The Hulk was leaping around in the Fort Zancudo military base, fighting off tanks, soldiers and helicopters simultaneously. Unexpectedly, a tank managed to fire a round directly at the Hulk, sending him flying.
"Ow! Right, that's it, you're done for, mate." groaned the Hulk, before running over to the tank at full speed, picking it up over his head, and throwing it very forcefully at the main watchtower of the base. The force of the explosion knocked out several soldiers in the area, but of course, the Hulk was unscathed.
"Well, that was a good work out, military people. I think I'll be heading back to the city now, though." said the Hulk to himself. He jumped above the fence surrounding the fort and made his way to East Vinewood.
"To take my mind off of the destruction, I decided to take a lovely stroll through the streets of East Vinewood." The Hulk monologued.
While slowly strolling through the streets, the Hulk encountered James the Tw@ cashier once again. He was brandishing an RPG.
"Oh, not you again." said the Hulk.
"Right, I tell you what. Go fuck yourself. Go fucking crawl in the dirty dank little hole where you fucking come from you dirty, dragon-eating little fucking spastic." replied James in his usual fashion. The Hulk blankly stared at him in response, before dashing over to James at breakneck speed and soccer-kicking him miles away before a single rocket could be fired.
"... Prick." grunted the Hulk.
At his mansion, the Hulk decided to take a load off and watch some television. With his oversized arms, he picked up the remote control and put on some Citrus News.
"... and while the zombie apocalypse continues, hot dog vendors across Liberty City still continue to try to make a living. In other news, a giant ape has been spotted climbing the Maze Bank building in Los Santos. The origins of the creature are unknown, though local citizens have stated that the saw it appear "from some kind of wormhole in the sky". The LSPD has tried to attack the beast, but they have so far been unable to truly damage the creature or at the very least get it off of the building." exposited the news reader.
"What the hell? I thought I was the only rampaging, ape-like monster in this town! Time for me to show this monkey prick who's the boss of this town!"
Michael began storming out of his house in rage and fury. His housemaid, Consuela, was in his way.
"FUCK-A YOU, CONSUELA!" screamed the Hulk as he smacked his maid out of the way with the force of a pumped double-barrelled shotgun.
Piloting an Atomic Blimp with his massive arms comically clipping out of the sides, the Hulk slowly made his way up to the Maze Bank building, and when he was high enough, he dived out and landed directly on the helipad. He gazed over the edge of the building, and roared down at Titano the Super-Ape as the ape scaled the tower. Titano shot a ray of kryptonite upwards at his foe, but it of course had next to no effect on the Hulk because he wasn't a Kryptonian. Both realised that it would come down to a battle of physical strength.
---------------------------------------------------
This is the modded GTA5 version of the Hulk, as seen in TheGamingLemon's video here: youtu.be/-1_CrGwLNxA
Yes, I'm using a character from essentially a Let's Play channel. Don't judge.
The version of Titano here is the original Earth-One Pre-Crisis incarnation, transported from to the GTA5 world by Lex Luthor or some shit. Don't think about it too hard, it's the Silver Age for crying out loud.
Who will win this battle atop the Maze Bank building in the world of Grand Theft Auto V?
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/45/hulk
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/3922/michael-de-santa
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4817/titano?page=1&scrollTo=24990
