Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2016 22:58:36 GMT
Nintendo vs. Horror Week 3
"What the damn hell?" yelped Ashley Williams upon landing in the middle of some kind of futuristic racetrack suspended high in the air.
From what he could recall, Ash had just come to terms with the fact that his fiancé, Wendy, wasn't a human being, but a book, specifically the antithesis of the Necronomicon created to ward away Deadites summoned by reading the Necronomicon aloud. Wendy was the Nocimonorcen, the Bizarro Necronomicon.
"Today just gets weirder and weirder." muttered Ash to himself. Ash heard something. Thunder? It couldn't have been. The skies were perfectly clear. Ash turned around, only to see a horde of high-speed racing machines heading straight towards him, with each of them being a different gaudy colour.
"This can't be good. Gotta think fast." thought Ash. He made a break for the edge of the track, and looked over the edge. The ocean was beneath him, but it was almost impossible that he would survive a direct fall into the drink. The futuristic vehicles were completely hogging the road, leaving no space at all, so Ash would have certainly been run over.
Ash shimmied over the edge of the road and held on tight with both his metal and fleshy arms as his legs dangled in the fierce wind.
ZOOM! ZOOZOOZOOZOOZOOZOOM! ZOOM!
Ash survived, as he always does, but his eardrums almost burst from the noise the "cars" made as they whizzed past. He clambered back up onto his feet.
Suddenly, a large spaceship appeared from above Ash. It was mostly golden, and very streamlined in shape. A helmeted man dressed in red, blue and yellow launched out of the cockpit, and landed directly in front of Williams.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" said Captain Falcon as he turned around to face Ash.
"I'm Ashley Williams, and I have no idea what I'm doing here. Who are you?"
"The name is Captain Falcon. You need to get out off this track now. Get on the Flyer."
"Whatever you say, Captain." said Ash as he diligently hopped onto Captain Falcon's second most famous vehicle, the Falcon Flyer. Captain Falcon followed, and then tapped a device on his wrist like a true sci-fi hero.
"Aren't we supposed to... Get inside the spaceship? Or something?" asked Ash, before the ship suddenly propelled itself vertically extremely quickly. "Woah! How are we not falling off this thing?" he gasped.
"Artificial gravity field surrounding the exterior of the ship." replied Captain Falcon.
"Groovy."
"How did you get onto the track?" asked Falcon, "Are you a racer? If you are, where's your machine?"
"Ah, I'm not a racer, pal. I'm just some guy hopelessly lost after just finding out that his fiancé is a living book."
As Captain Falcon and Ash had their conversation, the race on Big Blue continued. Captain Falcon's four year old clone and servant of Black Shadow, Blood Falcon was in the lead. Driven by his irrational, baseless desire to crush the real Captain Falcon, Blood Falcon recklessly drove his machine, the Blood Hawk, off of the track upon seeing the Falcon Flyer hovering nearby. The Blood Hawk crashed directly into the Falcon Flyer, sending it hurtling out of the autopilot's control. As the Blood Hawk was wedged on the Falcon Flyer after the crash, it's pilot leaped out.
"What the hell was that?" yelled Ash.
"One of my enemies, Blood Falcon. He's an evil clone of me." explained Captain Falcon.
"So you have an Evil Ash type deal too, huh? I got ya."
Blood Falcon landed in front of the two heroes. Blood Falcon drew his blaster pistol and shot (but didn't kill, of course) Captain Falcon off the edge of the Falcon Flyer. Ash drew his precious S-Mart shotgun that was strapped to his back. A standoff.
Who will win this battle atop the Falcon Flyer?
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/342/ash-williams
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4801/blood-falcon?page=1&scrollTo=24885
"What the damn hell?" yelped Ashley Williams upon landing in the middle of some kind of futuristic racetrack suspended high in the air.
From what he could recall, Ash had just come to terms with the fact that his fiancé, Wendy, wasn't a human being, but a book, specifically the antithesis of the Necronomicon created to ward away Deadites summoned by reading the Necronomicon aloud. Wendy was the Nocimonorcen, the Bizarro Necronomicon.
"Today just gets weirder and weirder." muttered Ash to himself. Ash heard something. Thunder? It couldn't have been. The skies were perfectly clear. Ash turned around, only to see a horde of high-speed racing machines heading straight towards him, with each of them being a different gaudy colour.
"This can't be good. Gotta think fast." thought Ash. He made a break for the edge of the track, and looked over the edge. The ocean was beneath him, but it was almost impossible that he would survive a direct fall into the drink. The futuristic vehicles were completely hogging the road, leaving no space at all, so Ash would have certainly been run over.
Ash shimmied over the edge of the road and held on tight with both his metal and fleshy arms as his legs dangled in the fierce wind.
ZOOM! ZOOZOOZOOZOOZOOZOOM! ZOOM!
Ash survived, as he always does, but his eardrums almost burst from the noise the "cars" made as they whizzed past. He clambered back up onto his feet.
Suddenly, a large spaceship appeared from above Ash. It was mostly golden, and very streamlined in shape. A helmeted man dressed in red, blue and yellow launched out of the cockpit, and landed directly in front of Williams.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?" said Captain Falcon as he turned around to face Ash.
"I'm Ashley Williams, and I have no idea what I'm doing here. Who are you?"
"The name is Captain Falcon. You need to get out off this track now. Get on the Flyer."
"Whatever you say, Captain." said Ash as he diligently hopped onto Captain Falcon's second most famous vehicle, the Falcon Flyer. Captain Falcon followed, and then tapped a device on his wrist like a true sci-fi hero.
"Aren't we supposed to... Get inside the spaceship? Or something?" asked Ash, before the ship suddenly propelled itself vertically extremely quickly. "Woah! How are we not falling off this thing?" he gasped.
"Artificial gravity field surrounding the exterior of the ship." replied Captain Falcon.
"Groovy."
"How did you get onto the track?" asked Falcon, "Are you a racer? If you are, where's your machine?"
"Ah, I'm not a racer, pal. I'm just some guy hopelessly lost after just finding out that his fiancé is a living book."
As Captain Falcon and Ash had their conversation, the race on Big Blue continued. Captain Falcon's four year old clone and servant of Black Shadow, Blood Falcon was in the lead. Driven by his irrational, baseless desire to crush the real Captain Falcon, Blood Falcon recklessly drove his machine, the Blood Hawk, off of the track upon seeing the Falcon Flyer hovering nearby. The Blood Hawk crashed directly into the Falcon Flyer, sending it hurtling out of the autopilot's control. As the Blood Hawk was wedged on the Falcon Flyer after the crash, it's pilot leaped out.
"What the hell was that?" yelled Ash.
"One of my enemies, Blood Falcon. He's an evil clone of me." explained Captain Falcon.
"So you have an Evil Ash type deal too, huh? I got ya."
Blood Falcon landed in front of the two heroes. Blood Falcon drew his blaster pistol and shot (but didn't kill, of course) Captain Falcon off the edge of the Falcon Flyer. Ash drew his precious S-Mart shotgun that was strapped to his back. A standoff.
Who will win this battle atop the Falcon Flyer?
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/342/ash-williams
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4801/blood-falcon?page=1&scrollTo=24885
