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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2015 19:26:17 GMT
Who is the superior martial artist? Only a fight can solve this puzzle! A group of Bruce Lee rip offs from video games will duke it out in a massive brawl! The late Bruce Lee, a true modern legend of a man, will fight the victor. Who will win? Here are the contestants:
Fei Long (Street Fighter) Long (Xian Dou Zhi Wang) Forest Law (Tekken) Marshall Law (Tekken) Kim Dragon (World Heroes) Jann Lee (Dead or Alive)
The arena will be Shao Kahn's Arena from Mortal Kombat.
"I was the first Bruce Lee clone in fighting games! Why do I never get any respect?" asked Dragon angrily to the other Bruce Lee clones.
"Because you suck, man!" mocked Forest while laughing.
"Never mind all you guys! I'm legitimately an actual clone of Bruce Lee!" boasted Long while practicing Jeet Kun Do moves.
"Enough, clowns! Fight!" yelled Shao Kahn while getting up from his throne and raising his fist. Kano and Sonya Blade were both chained to poles next to the throne.
"Hey, Sonya! Which one do you think'll win, eh?" asked Kano.
Sonya leaned forwards and looked at Kano with a 'are you f*cking kidding me' face and simply said, "Piss off, Kano."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2015 21:36:09 GMT
Fei Long I suppose holds the advantage due to his obviously superhuman powers (he can surround his limbs with fire for one thing).
Edit: I realise that probably none of you have heard of Long or the game he comes from. Xuan Dou Zhi Wang is a Chinese made fighting game featuring a whole cast of original characters, some of which are based on popular pre-existing characters. SNK helped them out by allowing them to include Terry Bogard and Benimaru from the Fatal Fury and King of Fighters games in the game's roster. Also, what Long said in the rumble is actually true. The guy is supposed to be a clone of Bruce Lee. No joke.
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Post by bigballerju on Mar 19, 2015 0:42:25 GMT
Against these guys Fei Long's cockiness gets him taken out first and he doesn't make it to the final round. His special abilities are the only thing he has going for him and they can be dodged easily. Honestly I think Tekken's Law characters are the best here with there fighting skills and experience. Both have fought powerful and highly skilled fighters in the Tekken series. I think either one of them takes it here.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2015 8:01:43 GMT
If that's the case, then Marshall would take the win. He's older and more experienced than his son. Forest in TTT2 was shown to be downright incompetent with nunchaku and is actually pretty dim.
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Post by g4hardcore on Mar 20, 2015 16:42:50 GMT
I voted for Liu Kang!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2015 17:06:11 GMT
Liu Kang would be way too OP. He can turn into a goddamned dragon. Plus, in recent games, the similarities between him and Bruce Lee have been made less and less obvious.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2015 17:07:54 GMT
Aw... No one got a chance to vote.
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