Post by Bergy on Jan 9, 2015 5:34:14 GMT
Background:
So, you wanna be the next big thing, huh? Fancy yourself the next big bad? Nah, you look like more of a goody-two-shoes type. Doesn't fuckin matter to me, I'm gonna bust ya up anyway. Get ready pal, you're facing your first test right here.
Personality:
Nobody gets big without getting by me, and I really mean nobody. That's what I'm all about, I just wanna be the first guy that gets to pound ya into the dirt. Don't matter to me who-or what-you are. To me a giant fire breathin devil and a school girl picking her nose look about the same. They both got faces that need some smashin. But don't you worry kiddo-or are you one of the geezers that comes through here? Either way, I'm not about to give ya a beat down before giving ya the run down.
Strength rank 2, (2)
You think you're strong then? Think ya got some real power? Well I got news for ya, your power don't mean shit to me. Not if you can't show me it. Go ahead, stand their and tell it to me, let me hear it. Yell and scream even. But if that's all you're ready to do, then I got some bad news for ya. If ya ain't able to show me how strong you are, you're gonna find yourself crushed under my fist.
Body rank 3, (6)
But don't think just because you're strong you're gonna get by in this town. Go ahead, give me your best shot. Betcha it ain't worth squat. Being strong really don't mean shit 'round here.
Go ahead, laugh. But I've beat the hell out of stronger looking motherfuckas than you. I've put my boot right up the ass of dragons and man alike.
And yeah, you're probably thinking to yourself “If this dude has gone up against so many challangers, how's he still standing here?”
Regeneration rank 1, (8)
Well, I won't lie to ya. I've had my ass handed to me more than once. Hell, everybody meets their match eventually. It's happened to me more than once.
And it's not always who you'd expect. It's not always the super strong, super fast, or super smart who do ya in. More often than not, it's the little ones. Maybe there's just more to 'em. Maybe they have some more fight in 'em. Hell, maybe there's some asshole behind a computer screen clapping and saying “I do believe in coolioXXXawesomeness.”
Yeah, it's the little ones that can get ya. Hell, I've had my ass kicked by a dork with a gun and a chick with a baseball bat and a bad grudge. Feels like it just don't matter how powerful ya are.
But don't you worry, even if it takes me a while, I'll get back up. Same can't be said for every poor fucker.
Decay rank 3, (14)
So, ya still think ya got what it takes? Think you're more than just a bundle of powers, lumped into an empty shell that's ready to wither away into nothing? Or did that question just make you shake in your boots? If it did, maybe ya wanna rethink this particular arena. But if ya still want to give it a go, then let's have at it. I'll enjoy watching your corpse rot away, forgotten in the shadow cast by your betters.
So, you wanna be the next big thing, huh? Fancy yourself the next big bad? Nah, you look like more of a goody-two-shoes type. Doesn't fuckin matter to me, I'm gonna bust ya up anyway. Get ready pal, you're facing your first test right here.
Personality:
Nobody gets big without getting by me, and I really mean nobody. That's what I'm all about, I just wanna be the first guy that gets to pound ya into the dirt. Don't matter to me who-or what-you are. To me a giant fire breathin devil and a school girl picking her nose look about the same. They both got faces that need some smashin. But don't you worry kiddo-or are you one of the geezers that comes through here? Either way, I'm not about to give ya a beat down before giving ya the run down.
Strength rank 2, (2)
You think you're strong then? Think ya got some real power? Well I got news for ya, your power don't mean shit to me. Not if you can't show me it. Go ahead, stand their and tell it to me, let me hear it. Yell and scream even. But if that's all you're ready to do, then I got some bad news for ya. If ya ain't able to show me how strong you are, you're gonna find yourself crushed under my fist.
Body rank 3, (6)
But don't think just because you're strong you're gonna get by in this town. Go ahead, give me your best shot. Betcha it ain't worth squat. Being strong really don't mean shit 'round here.
Go ahead, laugh. But I've beat the hell out of stronger looking motherfuckas than you. I've put my boot right up the ass of dragons and man alike.
And yeah, you're probably thinking to yourself “If this dude has gone up against so many challangers, how's he still standing here?”
Regeneration rank 1, (8)
Well, I won't lie to ya. I've had my ass handed to me more than once. Hell, everybody meets their match eventually. It's happened to me more than once.
And it's not always who you'd expect. It's not always the super strong, super fast, or super smart who do ya in. More often than not, it's the little ones. Maybe there's just more to 'em. Maybe they have some more fight in 'em. Hell, maybe there's some asshole behind a computer screen clapping and saying “I do believe in coolioXXXawesomeness.”
Yeah, it's the little ones that can get ya. Hell, I've had my ass kicked by a dork with a gun and a chick with a baseball bat and a bad grudge. Feels like it just don't matter how powerful ya are.
But don't you worry, even if it takes me a while, I'll get back up. Same can't be said for every poor fucker.
Decay rank 3, (14)
So, ya still think ya got what it takes? Think you're more than just a bundle of powers, lumped into an empty shell that's ready to wither away into nothing? Or did that question just make you shake in your boots? If it did, maybe ya wanna rethink this particular arena. But if ya still want to give it a go, then let's have at it. I'll enjoy watching your corpse rot away, forgotten in the shadow cast by your betters.
