Post by Z451 on Jun 10, 2014 0:37:26 GMT
Agent X
Nijo was an assassin, mercenary, and agent employed by the telepathic German assassin called the Black Swan.
He blamed Deadpool for his brother's death as he was among the targets of Deadpool's apparently successful assassination of the Japanese crime lords named the Four Winds.
After Black Swan downloaded a mental virus into Deadpool's brain, the mercenary came for both Swan and Nijo at the Swan's castle in Germany.
However, Black Swan revealed he had in fact killed the Four Winds, including Nijo's brother, and stabbed him out of boredom with his ranting and disobedience.
His vendetta with Deadpool was that the hits had erroneously been credited to the wrong man.
A bomb Deadpool had brought went off, and all three were presumed killed.
However, Alex Hayden soon emerged in New York with one goal in mind—to be the best mercenary alive.
He was found by Sandi Brandenberg, Deadpool's former secretary, who assumed he was Deadpool by his powers and demeanor.
He subconsciously took the name as a combination of composers he liked: Alexander Grieg and Josef Hayden, which Sandi worked out through his fondness for classical music.
Sandi's friend and distant romantic interest Taskmaster was sought to help him get his bearings and train him, as was Outlaw, for her shooting skills.
Taskmaster noticed Alex was ambidextrous and that he was somehow interfering with his reflex ability while training with him.
Taskmaster then knew he couldn't be Deadpool, despite his healing factor and recognition of him and Sandi, and Outlaw corroborated this as Alex proved to be a better gun talent than Deadpool.
Sandi and Alex formed a mercenary group, Agency X.
The headquarters is based out of an amusement park Alex acquired as payment for his first mission.
Alex ran into Outlaw while assigned to try to take out the Punisher and steal his Colt .45 handguns.
They failed and were locked up in a phone booth minus their weapons and clothes by Castle.
The Punisher then killed the people who had sent them.
Afterwards, Outlaw and Alex became romantically involved.
However, Taskmaster, who was jealous of Sandi's attachment to Alex, had set up Alex on that mission and he was kicked out of the agency.
He then contacted Higashi, the new leader of part of the Four Winds organization and informed them that Alex was Deadpool, who still held the credit for killing the previous four crime heads.
The organisation, primarily directed by Higashi's enforcer, Saguri, therefore held Alex, Sandi and Taskmaster responsible but with Outlaw's help, the three made a last stand at the amusement park against an army of mercenaries and supervillains, while Sandi was given to Higashi for safekeeping, as his infatuation with her would keep her protected.
Agency X were triumphant and Alex blackmailed the crime lords into submission, while killing Saguri after surreptitiously being hired by Higashi to do so.
Higashi was also convinced by Sandi that Alex was not Wade Wilson and was now more fully in control of his group, so he agreed to prevent any further reprisals on the foursome.
Alex was enthused at what appeared to be a fresh start for the Agency but was hurt when Outlaw announced her desire to return home to the South to care for her dying father instead, while Taskmaster declined a full-time position.
Alex performed his assignments solo from then on, but he found his personal life further muddied when he and Sandi spent a night together.
He became disillusioned with his work and decided to shut down the agency, but found himself unable to tell Sandi, who by then had set up a job for him and Taskmaster to act as bodyguards to Higashi as a final act of ceasefire.
While on their way to a meeting between the Four Winds families, Alex's group was attacked by a pair of over-cheerful assassins, but after a frantic battle, they arrived safely to find one of the Four Winds families had ordered the hit on Higashi.
Now that Higashi was indebted to them, Alex, Taskmaster and Sandi returned to Sandi's apartment to find Black Swan and a tabula rasa Deadpool waiting.
It turned out that all three had partially merged during the explosion when Black Swan used his powers in an act of desperation to save himself.
Black Swan psionically acquired Deadpool's healing factor but accidentally made contact with Nijo and personal traits had been mixed around.
Swan had given also Nijo's corpse Deadpool's regenerative powers (restoring him to a form of life 5 minutes after his death), as well as part of his personality, while Nijo also gained Swan's firearms talents, ambition, some of his refined tastes, preferences and biases, and also the bodily scarring and outrage he'd received from Deadpool throwing him face first into a white hot fireplace griddle at his home.
Black Swan proposed a three-way mind meld to restore each man to their correct personal states, but doublecrossed them.
Outlaw returned in time to help fight the Black Swan, who had now absorbed both Alex and Deadpool's powers to augment himself.
Even though Alex called Higashi's favour in and surrounded Swan with hitmen, this proved to be fruitless, so Alex devised a new plan.
After Taskmaster and Outlaw distracted him, Deadpool pinned Swan to Taskmaster's explosives-laden van and Alex ignited it.
Alex then reversed Black Swan's absorption, but also gave him the memories of being caught in the bomb explosion in Germany.
The group then repeatedly shot the Black Swan to make sure he was dead.
The body was taxidermied and carried around by each couple (Taskmaster and Sandi, Alex and Inez) as a prop while they went on vacation.
When they later found themselves on opposing sides over the fate of Cable, Alex had another confrontation with Deadpool, which he lost initially, giving Deadpool the opportunity to spell out "Hi, Weasel" with his entrails as a "surprise" for his best friend.
Unable to do much damage to each other due to their healing factors, they relented after Wade agreed to hand Alex his pancreas back.
After a botched attempt to steal a device from Hydra, Sandi and Outlaw convinced Deadpool to rescue Alex.
Alex had been affected by the device he was supposed to steal, giving him arthritis and "the American gene" (which resulted in making him incredibly fat).
This made escape physically impossible - though he would not want to miss out on the many treats and monkey chow that were being given to him as a lab specimen.
Deadpool managed to free Alex with the help of Bob, Agent of HYDRA.
He then asked Deadpool to run Agency X whilst he got himself back in shape, reasoning with himself that his only other alternatives were to shoot himself or eat Sandi and his business.
In Deadpool: Suicide Kings #2, Outlaw tells Deadpool that Alex has lost 14 lbs thanks to Jenny Craig, though Deadpool implies that he is still overweight.
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