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Post by xLEGACYx on Apr 28, 2014 16:38:04 GMT
"I can here on the pre tenses of a good bar to get a drink without trouble. If you want to rob me of my time off young man and lady you will be sorely disappointed in your decision."
Slade brandishes his sword and in one quick motion be does a backflip, landing on the bar while fling grenades at his two adversaries.
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 28, 2014 16:54:34 GMT
"Grenades? What do you take me for, an amateur?"
She opened fire with her now cocked shotgun gauntlets, easily and simply shooting them out of the air, before aiming said gauntlets backwards and firing once more, shooting herself forward through the grenade smoke with an recoil boost, closing rapidly in on Deathstroke. "Come on guy, don't be so scared. I'm only a teenager." She flashed a grin, moving in for a combo attack.
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Post by AvP on Apr 28, 2014 18:12:12 GMT
"Rrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh...." the hellish spectre and purveyor of justice growled, watching whichever poor schmuck took the girl's bait get rocked across the arena. "I will not let this go on... I must not! For just as the sun has sworn to come up in the morning, I have sworn to keep these streets free of violence, crime and injustice!!!" He burst through whatever barrier lay between the seats and the arena like one boss-ass son of a bitch, flipping gracefully through the air like a ninja and landing on his feet, pistol drawn. "You are all under arrest..." "NOW DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2014 19:22:41 GMT
"Oh shit's goin' down, Speccy!" says Angry Kid. Painis Cupcake instinctively lunges towards Inferno Cop. "I will eat YOU!" yells Painis Cupcake while pointing at Inferno Cop. "Wait!" says an unknown voice from the benches... The mysterious figure removes his hat, revealing a man with a terrifying slasher smile. The man starts glowing green, before teleporting into the arena. "I am Piss Cakehole! I'm gonna carve you!" says Piss Cakehole while doing a badass back to back pose with Painis Cupcake and drawing his knife towards Inferno Cop. img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121220170121/tf2freakshow/images/6/61/Piss_Cakehole_Rageform.jpgSpeccy leans towards Angry Kid, who has now somehow nicked a pack of popcorn while watching the fight. "My bets are on the two glowing guys fighting the flaming cop!" says Speccy, while trying to snag a handful of popcorn. "Nah, the cop's gonna beat those two guys easily. And get your own popcorn, you greedy bastard!" says Angry Kid while punching Speccy's lights out. |
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 28, 2014 20:41:00 GMT
"You alright there, hothead? Looking kind of stiff to me." She quipped. "The fire's not half bad, though I think we can all agree I wear it better. Now, wait your turn, I got to take care of Masky and--"
Another guy entered the fray. She exploded in a burst of fire.
"THAT'S ENOUGH! I DON'T NEED ANY MORE IDIOTS TO BEAT UP, SO ALL OF YOU CAN STOP POPPING OUT OF THE WALLS. THAT'D BE GREAT!" She yelled out...only to be ignored by Piss Cakehole and Painis Cupcake("I think the pastry shop lost some bad eggs.")
She sped in at speeds capable of outrunning motorcycles, heading straight for the pair.
First...
She threw a massive punch at Piss Cakehole. "How about you go home?" She turned, following up with...
A headbutt to Painis Cupcake, followed with a grab of his collar. "You too!" She went for a massive uppercut, intent on smashing him right into the roof/ceiling forcefield, whichever it was.
"Now where were we? Oh yes." She threw her gauntlets behind her, firing them as she rocketed forward at Slade, throwing yet another multiple tons strong punch.
She turned once more after that, looking over at Officer Hothead. She smirked, giving a wave of the hand and a friendly wink at the damage she had caused.
Then she was gone, in a burst of speed combined with a jump, suspended in the air for a moment before *BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG* A sharp series of shots rang out as she soared through the air.
Before angling the gauntlets back down after zipping around the arena in a circle, having gathered significant momentum and looking at the targets...Deathstroke it was. Volunteer for the Yang Air Drop! "I'm so going to nail this."
She spun and pivoted, going for a direct hit of her boots to his chest, probably creating a sizable crater. Which she would hop out of with a laugh. "Thanks for the good times guys." A shit eating grin. "Time to reload."
"So fellas...anyone up for round 2?" She punched her hands together intimidatingly, ready for another if necessary...or even if not. It was hellishly fun.
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Post by AvP on Apr 28, 2014 21:30:35 GMT
"(S-shit... so many dot gifs... at this rate I'll be blown away!!)" monologued the heroic spirit of the law in an urgent tone, his juristiction far superceding the fourth wall as he backed up at a run, firing on Painis Cupcake and Piss Cakehole with his gun the entire time. He turned to Yang. "Your skills are powerful, but there are things in this world that cannot be represented by moving images! Check it out!!"And with that, there was a flash of fire and a poof and Inferno Cop became... Inferno Car.  "Now... take THIS!!"And he roared at Yang, flames marking his wheel tracks as he sought to run her the fuck over. And once she was out of the way... he'd do the same for the dreaded Painis Cupcake and Piss Cakehole.  Deathstroke actually escaped his ire, considering the mercenary hadn't started any fights. 
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 28, 2014 21:38:18 GMT
"..." She just stared as she rested up on the hood of the Inferno Car, confused.
"The hell is this?" |
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Post by AvP on Apr 28, 2014 22:11:14 GMT
 "Don't ask me... I expected it to kill you. Thankfully, you have lovely legs." He replied, staring directly at them as he was. |
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 28, 2014 22:41:19 GMT
"Eyes up, Officer Hothead." |
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Post by AvP on Apr 28, 2014 23:26:23 GMT
"Your rhymes are inadequate,
They won't get you far,
Stop screwing around,
And get in the car"And assuming she did, they'd zip around the bar like a flaming shotgun car whirlwind inferno... from hell. 
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 28, 2014 23:40:52 GMT
"...Sure." She did so.
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Post by xLEGACYx on Apr 29, 2014 0:51:10 GMT
Slade gathered himself and rose to his feet. Trying to shake the cobb webs lose.
"What the hell kinda crazy screwed up bar did I walk in to? This people are nuts. I definitely didnt expect the blonde bimbo to be that powerful. Im here for a drink and to relax. So the rest of you can get the hell on and let me enjoy my beer."
With that Slade left the arena to return to the real bar. Pulling up a stool he sat down. Looking around he tried to find someone not half insane to strike up a conversation with.
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 29, 2014 13:27:23 GMT
"Did...did you just call me a bimbo? Gee guy, maybe it's not me that's powerful. Maybe you're just weak. Kind of embarrassing for you, huh? Awkward. It's not my fault you can't yang with the..."
"...Heat." |
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Post by Nova Prime X on May 1, 2014 13:00:04 GMT
"So..."
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Post by AvP on May 1, 2014 17:18:13 GMT
"Where are we driving to?"
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