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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 16:06:05 GMT
Khazan. A place near the centre of the Omniverse, where all realities converge. This mysterious and bizarre place is home to many bizarre characters, and serves as a hub point for various beings around the Omniverse. The general population of Khazan are usually quite peaceful, but they do like to see creatures and beings from other universes fight it out in the famous Khazan Arena. Who doesn't?
However, what do these beings do when they aren't either fighting or watching a fight? Go to the Khazan Inn, of course!
There is only one rule for hanging out in the Khazan Inn. Violence of any kind is not tolerated. If you attack or try to attack anyone, you will be automatically transported back to your homeworld and have your minds wiped of transpiring events by the new Interdimensional Transport Beam, which was introduced after a bunch of thugs came in and wrecked the place. If you see someone you don't like and want to fight with, take it to the Khazan Arena and settle your differences there.
There are several places in the Khazan Inn where you can see the regular folk hang out. There's a bar, four booths, a semi-circular table, a pool table, a children's play area and the toilets (one of men, one for women, and one for everything else). There is also a portal at the far side of the bar for far away travellers to come through.
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Anyone is welcome here. It doesn't matter if you are a villain, a hero, an average Joe or a serial killer. Just have some drinks or some food, share a laugh or two, and generally try to have as much fun as possible.
Current Characters: Angry Kid Yung Xiao Long Inferno Cop Deathstroke Travis Touchdown
Angry Kid enters through the door near the portal.
"Well, this place looks cool! Heh heh..." says Angry Kid to himself.
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 23, 2014 17:23:17 GMT
Anyone is welcome here. It doesn't matter if you are a villain, a hero, an average Joe or a serial killer. Just have some drinks or some food, share a laugh or two, and generally try to have as much fun as possible.
Current Characters: Yung Xiao Long
"Sure, why not--wait hold the phone. Did you just call me Yung? It's YANG! YANG XIAO LONG!" She replied, incensed, to the mysterious voice, entering the area...a sigh of disappointment on reading the sign with the one rule. Had half a mind to ignore it. "Meh." She turned away from the sign.
She blinked at the sight before her, deeply invested in the decor, the sights, sounds, smells and more. "My my..." She glanced around. "This place looks like it sucks." She said bluntly. "Even the club was better than this...especially after I crashed the party." But this place was different. No violence allowed. "That takes all the fun out of bars." She begrudged, heading for the bar. "Strawberry Sunrise, no ice. Oh, and one of those little umbrellas." She repeated the same order, leaning back against the bar, elbows resting on it as she gave the crowd a look over.
"My kingdom for a Junior or twins to beat up." She smirked at the memory fresh in her mind's eye.
"Good times." She turned back as she caught the sound of a glass being placed on the wood, followed by a gruff voice demanding payment. She studied the guy's face...could have sworn...
So familiar. She shrugged and looked at the drink. Her face quickly fell into a mix of curiosity and a nope face as she pointed at it.
"WHERE'S THE UMBRELLA?"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 19:07:38 GMT
Speccy, Angry Kid's nerdy best friend, quickly joins him near the bar. angrykid.wikia.com/wiki/Speccy"He-hey, Speccy! Check out the tits on that one!" says Angry Kid while pointing towards Yang Xiao Long. The bartender quickly puts an umbrella in her drink, revealing himself to be non other Wuher, the chemical mastermind bartender from Star Wars: A New Hope. starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wuher"Sorry about the entrance voice thing. It's kinda faulty." said Wuher, while wiping a glass. OOC: Who is the bearded guy in that image? Are you playing as him too? Isn't he from Rooster Teeth? |
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 23, 2014 19:29:26 GMT
OOC: JUST A CAMEO.
"He-hey, Speccy! Check out the tits on that one!" says Angry Kid while pointing towards Yang Xiao Long.
"..." She caught that remark, eyes turning scarlet for a moment.
"Stop. Staring." She ordered before turning back to the bar, eyes fading back to natural lilac. "Thanks mister!" She slurped on the drink.
"That hit the spot!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2014 20:22:26 GMT
"I'm not the regular bartender. I'm just standing in for some black and white bird thing with a monocle. The boss of this place is apparently on vacation as well." says Wuher.
"I... I'm not sure if we should be here..." says Speccy in a nervous voice while watching the shifty looking bartender, the gruff bearded man leaving through the portal, and the angry looking blonde woman.
"Don't be such a pussy, Speccy. Let's 'ave a drink!" says Angry Kid while walking over to the bar.
"Two glasses of scotch, mate!" says Angry Kid to Wuher.
Wuher pulls a level behind him and a computer appears on the wall. After some clicking, a bottle of scotch specifically from the Angry Kid universe appears before him.
"Woah! How'd ya do that then?" asks Angry Kid.
"Never mind that. Are you old enough to be drinking this?" asks Wuher.
"Yes, I have some ID here." says Angry Kid while holding up an ID card with his father's picture and name scribbled out.
"Meh, whatever." says Wuher as he starts pouring two glasses of scotch for Speccy and Angry Kid.
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 23, 2014 20:46:09 GMT
"Fake IDs. And not even good fake IDs. Not that I condone such criminal activity..." She coughed. "Butatleastputsomeeffortintoit." She finished off her drink with an appreciative slurp and curt nod, heading off. At the very least, the pool table should be fun.
Right?
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Post by AvP on Apr 23, 2014 23:01:47 GMT
Suddenly...  KABOOOOOOOOM
A flaming, ethereal police car exploded through the bar's far wall, sending rubble flying in all directions but miraculously harming no one, the wall seeming to rebuild itself automatically as the vehicle screeched to an abrupt halt, flame licking its wheels... and the door opened.
The most stark feature of the figure who exited the car was his noticeable lack of facial features... indeed, he was a flaming skeleton in a police uniform, smelling strongly of barbecue and speaking in a thick, gravelly voice that seemed to simply exude masculinity.
"I am... the purgatorial flame of this rotting shithole... I am..."
"...INFEEEEEEEEEEERNOOOOOOOOOOO COPPUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Inferno Cop looked around, his watchful eyes of JUSTICE flickering over every single detail of the bar. "Wha... what's this..."
His gaze shot to Yang.
"Underage drinking....."
To Angry Kid.
"Fake identification........"
To the kiddies' play area.
"UNSUITABLE FLOOR PADDING FOR THE BALLPIT..."
"UUUUUUUUUUUNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" |
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 24, 2014 2:52:57 GMT
"You can't prove I'm underage." |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2014 18:25:18 GMT
"Ya know, I'm a genius in chemistry. These drinks shouldn't harm these people. If they do, it's all on me, flame face." says Wuher.
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Post by xLEGACYx on Apr 24, 2014 22:11:45 GMT
"ugh ughhh! Am I right in assuming that this is a non violence bar? One can never be to sure."  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 11:33:17 GMT
"If you wanna fight someone, take it to the Khazan Arena. If you want, I think you can arrange it so that the arena looks exactly like this place" says Wuher. Suddenly, the repeating sound of a shotgun reloading echoes throughout the bar... A strange looking red man in a helmet slithers through the bar until he looks straight at Deathstroke. stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2864569/painis-cupcake-o.gif"I am PAINIS CUPCAKE! I will eat you!" says the strange man as he pulls an open mouthed slasher smile. OOC: Yeah, I'm playing as four characters at once. U JELLEH!?!? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 27, 2014 11:33:30 GMT
"If you wanna fight someone, take it to the Khazan Arena. If you want, I think you can arrange it so that the arena looks exactly like this place" says Wuher. Suddenly, the repeating sound of a shotgun reloading echoes throughout the bar... A strange looking red man in a helmet slithers through the bar until he looks straight at Deathstroke. stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2864569/painis-cupcake-o.gif"I am PAINIS CUPCAKE! I will eat you!" says the strange man as he pulls an open mouthed slasher smile. OOC: Yeah, I'm playing as four characters at once. U JELLEH!?!? |
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Post by xLEGACYx on Apr 28, 2014 1:43:02 GMT
"Just covering my bases. One never knows where an enemy may lie in wait. Calm down you over achiever."
Lifting the face plate and putting his guns away, Deathstroke strode over to the bar.
"I will have whatever you have on tap."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2014 14:53:43 GMT
Painis Cupcake looks on in shock as Deathstroke walks away from him while barely even acknowledging him. Painis Cupcake starts glowing red and his eyes turn yellow with rage... "AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" i1.ytimg.com/vi/mSNG7h0787c/hqdefault.jpgPainis Cupcake runs up and lunges towards Deathstroke. Wuher, with his quick reflexes, uses the Emergency Forcefield to separate Deathstroke and Painis Cupcake. "Now I don't want to send either of you away, so take this fight to the arena!" says Wuher, as he pulls a lever and teleports everyone to the Khazan Arena. Wuher, Yang Xiao Long, Angry Kid, Speccy and Inferno Cop are all teleported to the seats of the Khazan Arena. The semi-sentient Arena immediately shapeshifts into the shape of the Khazan Inn. Painis Cupcake continues to scream insanely and Deathstroke gets out his guns and swords. DEATHSTROKE VS PAINIS CUPCAKE! FIIIIIGHT!!! |
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Post by Nova Prime X on Apr 28, 2014 16:04:54 GMT
"Hold on fellows. How about a victory kiss for either of you first?" She leaned in, puckering up. Assuming either of them did lean in as well, the first one that did so would...
Violently be punched a sizable distance. "You guys can't have a fight without me."
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