Post by ConfessionFPT on Nov 13, 2016 17:36:30 GMT
SKWD PART 14: THE DEVIL YOU KNOW
Android 18 was left writhing on the ground.
The Carnage Symbiote was mouthy during the fight, while Composite Superman's personality was stoic. "If your mommy really loved you," the alien armor taunted 18, by dangling her daughter in front of her, "she would have saved you by now."
Marron's little eyes were flooding with tears. She mouthed to her mother, "help me."
The fight commenced as soon as 18 arrived. The android was supremely fast, throwing invisible punches at the monster holding her child.
In the back of 18's mind, she worried for her husband, but her daughter was the priority. It was her divided attention that lead to her downfall.
A tentacle of symbiote matter, shot from Composite Superman's leg and reached around to grab 18 by both ankles.
He used this position to lift her up and slam her into the ground. Multiple times.
A section of the armor stretched off Composite Superman, revealing Carnage's jagged face. It sniffed 18's daughter, "Too bad Waller instructed us not to eat her. Maybe she wouldn't mind one bite."
18's face practically illuminated with rage, she jerked her head up and screamed, "GET A WAY FROM HER YOU BASTARD!" Without raising her arm, she sent a beam of ki straight for the face. Carnage was not fast enough to move out of the way, his face was annihilated.
The tentacle arm that was holding Marron dissolved, separating her from the monster for the first time in the fight. Her daughter fell, but since Composite Superman was floating so high above the ground, it gave 18 enough time to jump up, charge a powerful amount of ki, and in one swift motion jumped toward them and let off the beam.
The radius of the blast was sizable, able to miss her falling daughter but caught CS in it's crosshairs.
The Carnage part of the monster dissipated in the heat. After the blast cleared, an un-phased looking CS stood floating in mid-air, silent.
He looked around, he saw no one else in the immediate area, but could view the trail 18 left in the air after her.
~~~
The people who occupy the Dragonball Z Universe, are incredibly fast, 18 being one of the fastest. But she could sense CS's energy signature catching up to her. She didn't know what to do. She only rushed into the fight when her daughter was in danger, now that she was cradled in her arms, she had no interest in fighting the overly powered being.
Composite Superman had nearly caught up to 18 when, quite suddenly, a familiar green portal appeared in front of her. She had no idea if this was a good or bad sign. It didn't matter either way, because she had no time to react. She went through the portal, which closed before Composite Superman could reach it. He was left alone in the air.
~~~
Android 18 landed in a garage. A normal, everyday, person's garage. She didn't feel the Superman clone's presence anywhere. She dropped to her knees, cradling her baby.
"Mommy I missed you so much!" Marron and her mother sobbed together.
"I missed you too, sweetheart!" 18 could barely get out through the tears.
"Mommy," her face filled with dread, "where's daddy?"
"I don't know, honey."
"The bad man hit him, is he ok?"
"Daddy will be fine," she pushed the bangs out of her daughters face and looked into her tiny eyes. 18 tried not to let on that she was equally worried about him.
"Urp-hate to break up the, I dunno, mother-daughter-reunion thing you two have going on, but I kind of need to, to, talk to you."
18 turned to see a familiar face. Rick Sanchez.
Her demeanor changed in a second at seeing the deserter. She stood, pushing Marron behind her leg. "You! What do you think you're doing? You left us in the middle of a fight! We needed all the man power we could get and you deserted us! What made you think I'd be happy to see you? Who the hell do you think you are."
Rick blinked twice, "What the are you talking about lady?"
Before she could retort, another familiar face came from the house, into the garage, "its getting worse Rick!"
18 looked at Morty confused. The Morty that belonged to the Rick she knew had died in battle with the homunculus. This one was obviously well.
She remembered the nearly countless Ricks that she had met before, "You're not the same Rick from the pier, are you?"
"Um, NOPE!" Rick replied, "I'm the Rick Sanchez from timeline 1841ZZZ-B. AKA, the universe where Amanda Waller takes over the world after you die."
"What?"
"Technically, we-we're in what you would call 'the future'" Rick put up air quotes with his fingers, "actually it's more like a different timeline now that I've altered history's events."
18 squinted at him, "Did I fight you when took on an army of...you?"
"Pfffffffh, are you talking about the Counsil of Ricks? I hate those assholes. Listen, lady, I really don't know a lot about what's been going on with you, all I know is that-that this timeline blows chunks and plucking you away from your last stand was the only way to change things."
Marron stepped out from in front of her mother, her face defiant, "Don't say that about my mommy! Mommy doesn't lose!"
Rick had literally no idea what to do with the trembling child. He jus looked back at the android and continued "so anyway, that little 'team' that you run around with, they need you if they want a chance of a prayer of burning Waller. So I say, I take this portal gun, zap us to meet with your buddies, and we change history, make the world a safe place for your daughter, prevent your husband from dying, blah, blah, blah."
"DADDY'S DEAD?" Marron teared up.
"I can't just leave my daughter by herself," she picked her up.
"Well of course you can't leave her here," Rick burped, "we're under attack."
"What!" The house shook as she said this.
Morty screamed, "We're out of time Rick!"
"Listen, your kid will be safe," Rick tried to put his hand on her shoulder but she pulled away, "I'll drop her and my granddaughter into the Frozen or Peppa Pig Universe, whatever girls like these days wants, they'll be safe and we can save the world."
"How do I know Waller won't get to her?"
"Waller's smart, but her people are nowhere close to time or interdimensional travel right now. Even if she could universe hop, it's extremely unlikely that she'll find the precise universe your daughter is in. A quadzillion to one chance, really."
18 looked at his face. It was much kinder then the Rick she had known. He made an excellent point, even if she could escape, her family would live in fear. Waller had to go.
She looked at her daughter, her face said don't go. "Marron" she said as the noises outside became louder, "I love you, don't ever forget that."
"Mommy no!"
Morty ran to get his sister, Summer, who seemed responsible enough. 18 had a hard time handing her over. But she knew this was the only way.
~~
"Brother," Hulk Hogan was out on his feet, stumbling in place. The Immortal One, being hit with Stun Spore by Erika's Gloom, had trouble moving this way, but would not fall over. Killer Croc had been a wrestler in a previous life, and was somewhat thrilled to be trading blows with the Hulkster. He hit him with punch after punch to the face, but as I said he didn't fall over.
Croc's star struck inclination was fading into frustration, "Why"-punch-"won't"-punch-"you"-punch-"fall"-punch-"down!" He threw one massive punch. He still stood.
Elsewhere, the Ancient Ogre was having trouble with the Grinch, of all people. Grinchy was even more vicious, than usual. With nothing to live for, he had no problem brutalizing the God of Fighting. After knocking the other down to the ground, Grinch mounted him and continued to punch him.
Shego and one of Erika's gym trainers, who has made short work of Bluto, saw the assault and made quick action.
The two attempted to pull him off his fallen foe. Ogre's face had completely caved in, oddly colored blood was staining their ally's green fur.
He struggled at first, but was eventually pulled off. He stood there trembling.
"You good now?" Shego asked him. He glared at her, and looked like he was about to pounce, the Cool Trainer clapped in his face.
"Snap out of it!" she said forcefully. He shook his head, seemingly back to normal. He looked at them both quickly and turned away.
The trainer shook her head, "I really thought he was going to hit you," she said.
"Yeah..." Shego watched him walk away, "thanks for the quick thinking, what's your name again?"
"Alyssa!" she said proudly, "Of Lavnder Town!"
"You and your...turtle-thing were good out there."
"Oh you mean Tino? He's not a turtle, he's a Turtwig!" she picked up her Pokemon, "we go way back, he was my original Pokémon. He's tough."
"Turrrtwig!" he nodded his head.
They both made their way toward the others, who were watching Killer Croc punch Hulk Hogan.
Scrooge, had somehow gotten his hands on on a blue Popsicle, and was licking it as he enjoyed the show.
Shego and Alyssa stood next to him and Erika. They were all quiet and listened to the thud of Crocs fists making impact with his enemy's face.
"So how do you think the banana found us so easily?" Shego asked after a while.
"Hard to say," Scrooge took another lick, "I'm just afraid of what Waller will send our way next."
"It was pointless to think we could hide out here forever," Shego looked at the grass.
"Hey," Erika put her hand on her shoulder, "From what you've been telling me, you guys needed a break."
Croc was done punching Hogan. His knuckles were bleeding. He left the former world champion to stagger there, and joined the others. "Is it just me or was that kind of easy?"
"It was supposed to be easy!" a new voice called from behind him, they all turned and saw Mr. Monopoly approach them, cane in hand, "The Illuminati were growing weary of Mr. Bollea being apart of their ranks." He tapped Hogan with the tip of his cane and the super heavyweight finally fell on his back.
"The Illuminati?" Shego asked, "like, the Illuminati?"
"Aye," Scrooge nodded, "I heard the rumors."
"Surprised you two aren't founding members," Croc joked pointing at Scrooge and Pennybags.
"Well, as of just now, they have an opening," Monopoly twirled his cane, "I aim to fill it."
"What does this all have to do with us?" Shego squinted at their host.
"Because Amanda Waller is apart of this group," Scrooge answered the question.
"Yeah but how did they know we were here?" Croc interrupted.
"I told them," Monopoly smiled.
"U wot?" Scrooge rolled up his sleeves, ice cream hanging out of his mouth.
"Is that why you put us up here?" Shego's hands flowed with energy, "to serve us up to the bad guys?"
"Before you tear me, limb from limb, consider this: why would I save you from Hulk Hogan originally, if I wanted Hulk Hogan to kill you in the end?"
They all stood silent.
"Sir, I don't understand," Erika said.
"All you need to understand is this: I want to take over the Illuninati, you want a member of that organization dead. I think we could work well together. Initiate a 'new world order' and all that. What do you say? Do we have an agreement?"
Before the group could answer, a familiar green portal popped up out of nowhere, and three familiar people stepped through it.
Rick, Morty, and Android 18.
"You!" Scrooge threw his Popsicle stick to the ground, rolled up his sleeves and began marching toward the intruders, "Deserters! Cowards! Filthy rats!" Shego and Croc weren't happy to see them either, but grabbed Scrooge's arms in an attempt to hold him back. "The gall you have! The nerve! Android, first you have the nerve to steal me vault, then you leave your friends alone in their time of need, and now you show your face again!? Let me at 'em."
18 felt a sense of deja vu, she had jus recently given Rick the same spiel.
Shego looked at the teenage boy standing next to Rick. Something wasn't right, "aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Rick then had to re-explain the entire situation to the rest of the group.
"So are we all on the same freaking page now?" Rick said when he was finished, "I really hope so because we have more people to pick up."
~~~
Amanda Waller was eerily calm as she sat at her desk, drinking her mint tea. She looked quite prim and proper, dressed in a smart lavender suit, even holding out her pinky as she took sips.
The red headed intern had been standing in front of her desk for an hour and a half. His knees began shaking from the strain of the wait. He had attempted to address her several times, but she kept calmly sipped at her cup.
The sweat was pouring down his face, like, buckets of precipitation running over his freckles. He made one last effort to communicate with her. "Did you hear me, Sir?" No answer.
After a few more minuets he let out a sigh.
"Reid?" she sat down her cup on a decorative plate.
A cold terror ran through his bloodstream as he stood up straighter.
"I'm quite aware of what my enemies are doing. I am baffled at why you tried to spoil a nice moment I was having. You didn't have to tell me of Pennybag's intentions. I already know. You didn't have to tell me that everyone I hate most in this world are joining forces to ruin me. I already know. I had one moment, Mr. Reid. One moment where I tried to forget about my troubles, ONE! And you saw fit to ruin it." She stood up, and grabbed him by the ear. "I wish I could do what my grandmother did to me when I set waste to the peace, but I don't want another meeting with Human Resources today. So I suggest you get the hell out of my office before I ruin your life."
The intern left the office, resisting the urge to soil his pants.
She attempted to go back to her tea, but put it down when she felt all the joy get sucked out of the room. "There was a time when I thought I was the only one who could do that," Waller chuckled and turned in her office chair and faced Malecifient. "How'd you get in my office, Mal?"
"We need to speak, Waller," the enchantress gently stroked the orb atop of her staff, "we need to avenge the defeat of Hulk Hogan."
"Hogan was a clown," Waller rolled her eyes, "he got what he deserved."
"Still, he was a part of of our hallowed institution, there must be repercussions."
"There isn't much I can do at the moment," Waller stood and looked out her window, "these task forces we've been sending out to retrieve the SKWD have yielded no fruit. Efforts to apprehend their loved one have also failed. We can't even find Scrooge's nephews." She let out a "Hymph, what a mess."
"I would like to make a suggestion," Malecifent walked over next to her, "if I may."
~~~
The group stood in Erika's garden outside of Boardwalk Mansion planning their next step. Jus' in case you lost track, the people gathered here were Killer Croc, The Grinch, Shego, Scrooge McDuck, Android 18, the Monopoly Man, Erika, her Gloom, Cool Trainer Alyssa, her Turtwig, Rick, and Morty.
"So basically, my technology can track onto anyone in this dimension and take us to them," Rick said, "select which comrade you want to pick up next and we'll go."
Shego's face lit up and was about to blurt out Goldar's name, but Monopoly Man interjected, "we don't need to widen the circle. We have adequate forces here to perform our task. Let us go after Ms. Waller."
"Tha-that's not a good idea," Morty stammered, "you haven't seen what our future's like, it's bad news man. We need an-an army!"
Shego tried to make the suggestion again, but was again interrupted.
"I know some pretty strong fighters," Android 18 said, "my husband has some powerful friends."
Killer Croc was standing awkwardly close to Erika, trying to think of something funny to say. Alyssa, holding her Turtwig in her arms, giggled at the sight of a goofy crocodile man trying to hit on her friend. Erika was oblivious.
The Grinch didn't say anything as Scrooge and Pennybags began to bicker about something. He had no dog in this fight, he honestly didn't care if he lived or died, but he did notice something amid their discussion. He didn't say anything, but he poked Shego in the shoulder. And when she looked at him, followed the direction of his long finger into the sky.
An emerald ball of fire was lightly descending upon them.
"Guys..." Shego couldn't finish before the orb flashed into a blinding aura, rendering then unable to see for a moment.
When their vision returned, Malecifent the Witch stood before then beaming.
"Oh no!" Scrooge was very familiar with her.
"Good to see you Scrooge," she chuckled at him.
Everyone assumed an attack position, waiting for her to strike.
"I won't say Hulk Hogan was my friend," she looked down on the unmoving body of the Immortal One, "but he was a colleague of mine and I don't like my associates being trifled with."
Killer Croc took a step in front of Erika and Alyssa and sneered, "Well what are you waiting for?" the question was delivered in a Clint Eastwood type manner, "do something about it."
She laughed, "This entire experience really got me thinking, about friends and such. I know you have lost many friends during this journey. People who have fought by your side. I've been wondering, do you miss them? The fallen?"
No one was sure how to answer.
"I care not for Waller or her personal vendetta against you, but you have meddled in my affairs and now you will pay, meet some friends of mine, they may seem familiar."
The ground began to quake and all the members of the SKWD took cover. A fissure broke through the lush garden landscape, and a dark, clawed hand penetrated the ground. As the witch cackled, Chernabog popped out of the ground. The king of the night crossed his arms and looked down with his terrifying eyes at the small mortals. He didn't smile, his judgmental glare putting a physical weight on the shoulders of the SKWD.
From his mouth fell four burning objects.
The smoldering things it the ground with a hissing noise, immediately scorching the grass on impact.
The four began to uncurl, and take familiar shapes.
Shego was hit the hardest as she recognized their faces.
Jason and Xigbar, her old teammates. Wreck-It Ralph, who had saved her life. And that other guy who had helped them fight the Council of Ricks before being eaten by a homeculi.
They all stood, covered with gunk and ash, with their eyes replaced with what looked like laser pointer lights.
"Long time no see, sister," Xigbar rested one of his guns on his shoulder. Jason stood there breathing heavily.
"You guys died," a tear rolled down her face, "I saw you fade to darkness. You're not real."
"Oh they are quite real, my pet," the witch gloated, "they are just here to visit you, from their home in hell!"
At that moment the fallen members of the SKWD sprung into action, with Chernabog still standing stoically behind them, Malecifent laughing like a madwoman.
Rick and Morty ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4586/rick-morty ) both can use the arsenal of weapons and technology as seen in the television show
Scrooge McDuck ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/441/scrooge-mcduck ) very scrappy individual, with a raging temper, and incredible endurance
The Grinch ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/940/grinch ) has the strength of ten Whos, times ten, limited access to toonforce
Android 18 ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/282/android-18 ) super strength, flight, capible of ki energy blasts
Killer Croc (http://electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/502/killer-croc) - super strength, healing factor, sharp teeth and claws, bullet proof skin
Erika (http://electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5186/erika-pokemon) - in possession of a Victreebel, Jumpluff, Gloom, and Tangrowth
Cool Tainer Alyssa - has a Turtwig - ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/806/prototype-profile )
Monopoly Man - has the ability to make red hotels and green house constructs fall from the sky - ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5348/rich-uncle-pennybags )
Shego ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/454/shego ) - super strength, energy production, sharps claws
vs.
Uber-Jason ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/116/jason-voorhees ) - Cyber Strength, Machete wielding, undead killer
Xigbar ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4833/xigbar ) - teleportation, manipulation of darkness, beam shooting guns, marksmen, can summon limited number of Sniper Nobodys
Dingodile ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/664/dingodile ) proficient with a flamethower
Wreck-it Ralph ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1229/wreck-ralph ) destructive strength
Chernabog - ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/635/chernabog-disney ) this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Org0lUylE
Malecefent ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/283/maleficent ) spellcaster, can turn into a dragon
Android 18 was left writhing on the ground.
The Carnage Symbiote was mouthy during the fight, while Composite Superman's personality was stoic. "If your mommy really loved you," the alien armor taunted 18, by dangling her daughter in front of her, "she would have saved you by now."
Marron's little eyes were flooding with tears. She mouthed to her mother, "help me."
The fight commenced as soon as 18 arrived. The android was supremely fast, throwing invisible punches at the monster holding her child.
In the back of 18's mind, she worried for her husband, but her daughter was the priority. It was her divided attention that lead to her downfall.
A tentacle of symbiote matter, shot from Composite Superman's leg and reached around to grab 18 by both ankles.
He used this position to lift her up and slam her into the ground. Multiple times.
A section of the armor stretched off Composite Superman, revealing Carnage's jagged face. It sniffed 18's daughter, "Too bad Waller instructed us not to eat her. Maybe she wouldn't mind one bite."
18's face practically illuminated with rage, she jerked her head up and screamed, "GET A WAY FROM HER YOU BASTARD!" Without raising her arm, she sent a beam of ki straight for the face. Carnage was not fast enough to move out of the way, his face was annihilated.
The tentacle arm that was holding Marron dissolved, separating her from the monster for the first time in the fight. Her daughter fell, but since Composite Superman was floating so high above the ground, it gave 18 enough time to jump up, charge a powerful amount of ki, and in one swift motion jumped toward them and let off the beam.
The radius of the blast was sizable, able to miss her falling daughter but caught CS in it's crosshairs.
The Carnage part of the monster dissipated in the heat. After the blast cleared, an un-phased looking CS stood floating in mid-air, silent.
He looked around, he saw no one else in the immediate area, but could view the trail 18 left in the air after her.
~~~
The people who occupy the Dragonball Z Universe, are incredibly fast, 18 being one of the fastest. But she could sense CS's energy signature catching up to her. She didn't know what to do. She only rushed into the fight when her daughter was in danger, now that she was cradled in her arms, she had no interest in fighting the overly powered being.
Composite Superman had nearly caught up to 18 when, quite suddenly, a familiar green portal appeared in front of her. She had no idea if this was a good or bad sign. It didn't matter either way, because she had no time to react. She went through the portal, which closed before Composite Superman could reach it. He was left alone in the air.
~~~
Android 18 landed in a garage. A normal, everyday, person's garage. She didn't feel the Superman clone's presence anywhere. She dropped to her knees, cradling her baby.
"Mommy I missed you so much!" Marron and her mother sobbed together.
"I missed you too, sweetheart!" 18 could barely get out through the tears.
"Mommy," her face filled with dread, "where's daddy?"
"I don't know, honey."
"The bad man hit him, is he ok?"
"Daddy will be fine," she pushed the bangs out of her daughters face and looked into her tiny eyes. 18 tried not to let on that she was equally worried about him.
"Urp-hate to break up the, I dunno, mother-daughter-reunion thing you two have going on, but I kind of need to, to, talk to you."
18 turned to see a familiar face. Rick Sanchez.
Her demeanor changed in a second at seeing the deserter. She stood, pushing Marron behind her leg. "You! What do you think you're doing? You left us in the middle of a fight! We needed all the man power we could get and you deserted us! What made you think I'd be happy to see you? Who the hell do you think you are."
Rick blinked twice, "What the are you talking about lady?"
Before she could retort, another familiar face came from the house, into the garage, "its getting worse Rick!"
18 looked at Morty confused. The Morty that belonged to the Rick she knew had died in battle with the homunculus. This one was obviously well.
She remembered the nearly countless Ricks that she had met before, "You're not the same Rick from the pier, are you?"
"Um, NOPE!" Rick replied, "I'm the Rick Sanchez from timeline 1841ZZZ-B. AKA, the universe where Amanda Waller takes over the world after you die."
"What?"
"Technically, we-we're in what you would call 'the future'" Rick put up air quotes with his fingers, "actually it's more like a different timeline now that I've altered history's events."
18 squinted at him, "Did I fight you when took on an army of...you?"
"Pfffffffh, are you talking about the Counsil of Ricks? I hate those assholes. Listen, lady, I really don't know a lot about what's been going on with you, all I know is that-that this timeline blows chunks and plucking you away from your last stand was the only way to change things."
Marron stepped out from in front of her mother, her face defiant, "Don't say that about my mommy! Mommy doesn't lose!"
Rick had literally no idea what to do with the trembling child. He jus looked back at the android and continued "so anyway, that little 'team' that you run around with, they need you if they want a chance of a prayer of burning Waller. So I say, I take this portal gun, zap us to meet with your buddies, and we change history, make the world a safe place for your daughter, prevent your husband from dying, blah, blah, blah."
"DADDY'S DEAD?" Marron teared up.
"I can't just leave my daughter by herself," she picked her up.
"Well of course you can't leave her here," Rick burped, "we're under attack."
"What!" The house shook as she said this.
Morty screamed, "We're out of time Rick!"
"Listen, your kid will be safe," Rick tried to put his hand on her shoulder but she pulled away, "I'll drop her and my granddaughter into the Frozen or Peppa Pig Universe, whatever girls like these days wants, they'll be safe and we can save the world."
"How do I know Waller won't get to her?"
"Waller's smart, but her people are nowhere close to time or interdimensional travel right now. Even if she could universe hop, it's extremely unlikely that she'll find the precise universe your daughter is in. A quadzillion to one chance, really."
18 looked at his face. It was much kinder then the Rick she had known. He made an excellent point, even if she could escape, her family would live in fear. Waller had to go.
She looked at her daughter, her face said don't go. "Marron" she said as the noises outside became louder, "I love you, don't ever forget that."
"Mommy no!"
Morty ran to get his sister, Summer, who seemed responsible enough. 18 had a hard time handing her over. But she knew this was the only way.
~~
"Brother," Hulk Hogan was out on his feet, stumbling in place. The Immortal One, being hit with Stun Spore by Erika's Gloom, had trouble moving this way, but would not fall over. Killer Croc had been a wrestler in a previous life, and was somewhat thrilled to be trading blows with the Hulkster. He hit him with punch after punch to the face, but as I said he didn't fall over.
Croc's star struck inclination was fading into frustration, "Why"-punch-"won't"-punch-"you"-punch-"fall"-punch-"down!" He threw one massive punch. He still stood.
Elsewhere, the Ancient Ogre was having trouble with the Grinch, of all people. Grinchy was even more vicious, than usual. With nothing to live for, he had no problem brutalizing the God of Fighting. After knocking the other down to the ground, Grinch mounted him and continued to punch him.
Shego and one of Erika's gym trainers, who has made short work of Bluto, saw the assault and made quick action.
The two attempted to pull him off his fallen foe. Ogre's face had completely caved in, oddly colored blood was staining their ally's green fur.
He struggled at first, but was eventually pulled off. He stood there trembling.
"You good now?" Shego asked him. He glared at her, and looked like he was about to pounce, the Cool Trainer clapped in his face.
"Snap out of it!" she said forcefully. He shook his head, seemingly back to normal. He looked at them both quickly and turned away.
The trainer shook her head, "I really thought he was going to hit you," she said.
"Yeah..." Shego watched him walk away, "thanks for the quick thinking, what's your name again?"
"Alyssa!" she said proudly, "Of Lavnder Town!"
"You and your...turtle-thing were good out there."
"Oh you mean Tino? He's not a turtle, he's a Turtwig!" she picked up her Pokemon, "we go way back, he was my original Pokémon. He's tough."
"Turrrtwig!" he nodded his head.
They both made their way toward the others, who were watching Killer Croc punch Hulk Hogan.
Scrooge, had somehow gotten his hands on on a blue Popsicle, and was licking it as he enjoyed the show.
Shego and Alyssa stood next to him and Erika. They were all quiet and listened to the thud of Crocs fists making impact with his enemy's face.
"So how do you think the banana found us so easily?" Shego asked after a while.
"Hard to say," Scrooge took another lick, "I'm just afraid of what Waller will send our way next."
"It was pointless to think we could hide out here forever," Shego looked at the grass.
"Hey," Erika put her hand on her shoulder, "From what you've been telling me, you guys needed a break."
Croc was done punching Hogan. His knuckles were bleeding. He left the former world champion to stagger there, and joined the others. "Is it just me or was that kind of easy?"
"It was supposed to be easy!" a new voice called from behind him, they all turned and saw Mr. Monopoly approach them, cane in hand, "The Illuminati were growing weary of Mr. Bollea being apart of their ranks." He tapped Hogan with the tip of his cane and the super heavyweight finally fell on his back.
"The Illuminati?" Shego asked, "like, the Illuminati?"
"Aye," Scrooge nodded, "I heard the rumors."
"Surprised you two aren't founding members," Croc joked pointing at Scrooge and Pennybags.
"Well, as of just now, they have an opening," Monopoly twirled his cane, "I aim to fill it."
"What does this all have to do with us?" Shego squinted at their host.
"Because Amanda Waller is apart of this group," Scrooge answered the question.
"Yeah but how did they know we were here?" Croc interrupted.
"I told them," Monopoly smiled.
"U wot?" Scrooge rolled up his sleeves, ice cream hanging out of his mouth.
"Is that why you put us up here?" Shego's hands flowed with energy, "to serve us up to the bad guys?"
"Before you tear me, limb from limb, consider this: why would I save you from Hulk Hogan originally, if I wanted Hulk Hogan to kill you in the end?"
They all stood silent.
"Sir, I don't understand," Erika said.
"All you need to understand is this: I want to take over the Illuninati, you want a member of that organization dead. I think we could work well together. Initiate a 'new world order' and all that. What do you say? Do we have an agreement?"
Before the group could answer, a familiar green portal popped up out of nowhere, and three familiar people stepped through it.
Rick, Morty, and Android 18.
"You!" Scrooge threw his Popsicle stick to the ground, rolled up his sleeves and began marching toward the intruders, "Deserters! Cowards! Filthy rats!" Shego and Croc weren't happy to see them either, but grabbed Scrooge's arms in an attempt to hold him back. "The gall you have! The nerve! Android, first you have the nerve to steal me vault, then you leave your friends alone in their time of need, and now you show your face again!? Let me at 'em."
18 felt a sense of deja vu, she had jus recently given Rick the same spiel.
Shego looked at the teenage boy standing next to Rick. Something wasn't right, "aren't you supposed to be dead?"
Rick then had to re-explain the entire situation to the rest of the group.
"So are we all on the same freaking page now?" Rick said when he was finished, "I really hope so because we have more people to pick up."
~~~
Amanda Waller was eerily calm as she sat at her desk, drinking her mint tea. She looked quite prim and proper, dressed in a smart lavender suit, even holding out her pinky as she took sips.
The red headed intern had been standing in front of her desk for an hour and a half. His knees began shaking from the strain of the wait. He had attempted to address her several times, but she kept calmly sipped at her cup.
The sweat was pouring down his face, like, buckets of precipitation running over his freckles. He made one last effort to communicate with her. "Did you hear me, Sir?" No answer.
After a few more minuets he let out a sigh.
"Reid?" she sat down her cup on a decorative plate.
A cold terror ran through his bloodstream as he stood up straighter.
"I'm quite aware of what my enemies are doing. I am baffled at why you tried to spoil a nice moment I was having. You didn't have to tell me of Pennybag's intentions. I already know. You didn't have to tell me that everyone I hate most in this world are joining forces to ruin me. I already know. I had one moment, Mr. Reid. One moment where I tried to forget about my troubles, ONE! And you saw fit to ruin it." She stood up, and grabbed him by the ear. "I wish I could do what my grandmother did to me when I set waste to the peace, but I don't want another meeting with Human Resources today. So I suggest you get the hell out of my office before I ruin your life."
The intern left the office, resisting the urge to soil his pants.
She attempted to go back to her tea, but put it down when she felt all the joy get sucked out of the room. "There was a time when I thought I was the only one who could do that," Waller chuckled and turned in her office chair and faced Malecifient. "How'd you get in my office, Mal?"
"We need to speak, Waller," the enchantress gently stroked the orb atop of her staff, "we need to avenge the defeat of Hulk Hogan."
"Hogan was a clown," Waller rolled her eyes, "he got what he deserved."
"Still, he was a part of of our hallowed institution, there must be repercussions."
"There isn't much I can do at the moment," Waller stood and looked out her window, "these task forces we've been sending out to retrieve the SKWD have yielded no fruit. Efforts to apprehend their loved one have also failed. We can't even find Scrooge's nephews." She let out a "Hymph, what a mess."
"I would like to make a suggestion," Malecifent walked over next to her, "if I may."
~~~
The group stood in Erika's garden outside of Boardwalk Mansion planning their next step. Jus' in case you lost track, the people gathered here were Killer Croc, The Grinch, Shego, Scrooge McDuck, Android 18, the Monopoly Man, Erika, her Gloom, Cool Trainer Alyssa, her Turtwig, Rick, and Morty.
"So basically, my technology can track onto anyone in this dimension and take us to them," Rick said, "select which comrade you want to pick up next and we'll go."
Shego's face lit up and was about to blurt out Goldar's name, but Monopoly Man interjected, "we don't need to widen the circle. We have adequate forces here to perform our task. Let us go after Ms. Waller."
"Tha-that's not a good idea," Morty stammered, "you haven't seen what our future's like, it's bad news man. We need an-an army!"
Shego tried to make the suggestion again, but was again interrupted.
"I know some pretty strong fighters," Android 18 said, "my husband has some powerful friends."
Killer Croc was standing awkwardly close to Erika, trying to think of something funny to say. Alyssa, holding her Turtwig in her arms, giggled at the sight of a goofy crocodile man trying to hit on her friend. Erika was oblivious.
The Grinch didn't say anything as Scrooge and Pennybags began to bicker about something. He had no dog in this fight, he honestly didn't care if he lived or died, but he did notice something amid their discussion. He didn't say anything, but he poked Shego in the shoulder. And when she looked at him, followed the direction of his long finger into the sky.
An emerald ball of fire was lightly descending upon them.
"Guys..." Shego couldn't finish before the orb flashed into a blinding aura, rendering then unable to see for a moment.
When their vision returned, Malecifent the Witch stood before then beaming.
"Oh no!" Scrooge was very familiar with her.
"Good to see you Scrooge," she chuckled at him.
Everyone assumed an attack position, waiting for her to strike.
"I won't say Hulk Hogan was my friend," she looked down on the unmoving body of the Immortal One, "but he was a colleague of mine and I don't like my associates being trifled with."
Killer Croc took a step in front of Erika and Alyssa and sneered, "Well what are you waiting for?" the question was delivered in a Clint Eastwood type manner, "do something about it."
She laughed, "This entire experience really got me thinking, about friends and such. I know you have lost many friends during this journey. People who have fought by your side. I've been wondering, do you miss them? The fallen?"
No one was sure how to answer.
"I care not for Waller or her personal vendetta against you, but you have meddled in my affairs and now you will pay, meet some friends of mine, they may seem familiar."
The ground began to quake and all the members of the SKWD took cover. A fissure broke through the lush garden landscape, and a dark, clawed hand penetrated the ground. As the witch cackled, Chernabog popped out of the ground. The king of the night crossed his arms and looked down with his terrifying eyes at the small mortals. He didn't smile, his judgmental glare putting a physical weight on the shoulders of the SKWD.
From his mouth fell four burning objects.
The smoldering things it the ground with a hissing noise, immediately scorching the grass on impact.
The four began to uncurl, and take familiar shapes.
Shego was hit the hardest as she recognized their faces.
Jason and Xigbar, her old teammates. Wreck-It Ralph, who had saved her life. And that other guy who had helped them fight the Council of Ricks before being eaten by a homeculi.
They all stood, covered with gunk and ash, with their eyes replaced with what looked like laser pointer lights.
"Long time no see, sister," Xigbar rested one of his guns on his shoulder. Jason stood there breathing heavily.
"You guys died," a tear rolled down her face, "I saw you fade to darkness. You're not real."
"Oh they are quite real, my pet," the witch gloated, "they are just here to visit you, from their home in hell!"
At that moment the fallen members of the SKWD sprung into action, with Chernabog still standing stoically behind them, Malecifent laughing like a madwoman.
Rick and Morty ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4586/rick-morty ) both can use the arsenal of weapons and technology as seen in the television show
Scrooge McDuck ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/441/scrooge-mcduck ) very scrappy individual, with a raging temper, and incredible endurance
The Grinch ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/940/grinch ) has the strength of ten Whos, times ten, limited access to toonforce
Android 18 ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/282/android-18 ) super strength, flight, capible of ki energy blasts
Killer Croc (http://electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/502/killer-croc) - super strength, healing factor, sharp teeth and claws, bullet proof skin
Erika (http://electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5186/erika-pokemon) - in possession of a Victreebel, Jumpluff, Gloom, and Tangrowth
Cool Tainer Alyssa - has a Turtwig - ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/806/prototype-profile )
Monopoly Man - has the ability to make red hotels and green house constructs fall from the sky - ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5348/rich-uncle-pennybags )
Shego ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/454/shego ) - super strength, energy production, sharps claws
vs.
Uber-Jason ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/116/jason-voorhees ) - Cyber Strength, Machete wielding, undead killer
Xigbar ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4833/xigbar ) - teleportation, manipulation of darkness, beam shooting guns, marksmen, can summon limited number of Sniper Nobodys
Dingodile ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/664/dingodile ) proficient with a flamethower
Wreck-it Ralph ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1229/wreck-ralph ) destructive strength
Chernabog - ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/635/chernabog-disney ) this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Org0lUylE
Malecefent ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/283/maleficent ) spellcaster, can turn into a dragon
