Post by ConfessionFPT on May 29, 2016 3:08:38 GMT
The Story So Far!
The Grinch vs Jason Voorhees - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4826/grinch-jason-voorhees-skwd1
Scroogw McDuck vs Android 18- electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4827/android-18-scrooge-mcduck-skwd2
Waluigi vs Killer Croc electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4829/walugi-killer-croc-skwd3
SKWD Part 1 - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4840/skwd-new-team
SKWD Part 2 - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4860/skwd-2-list
For those of you unaware of what's going on, this is a Suicide Squad story. Ya know, if Task Force X was comprised of a Batman Villain, a Mario Knock-off, a former DBZ menace, a children's book anti-hero, the bane of the Power Rangers, a Nobody, and a laser blasting badass.
We last left the Squad, fighting Crash Bandicoot's arch-nemesis, his creations, a hoard of fast food mascots, and the wrath of Zuul. Let’s pick back up with our friend, Killer Croc.
~~~
Killer Croc saw a penguin tornado spinning in his direction, and punted it high into the sky. He was fighting back to back with Goldar, both were melee fighting the swarm of Dr. Cortex cannon fodder. The random assortment of mutated creatures and scientists didn't seem to be growing any smaller.
"I never thought I would say this," a bead of Sweat rolling down Godar's blue face, "but sometimes I miss having Putties do all by dirty work." He ended the sentence by slicing a skunk in half.
"If you can't solve a problem with your own two fists," Croc headbutted a vulture that was flying at him, "don't get in a fight."
~~~
Pasqually tried to hobble away from the sniper pursuing him. His right leg was ****-ed and he could feel blood leaking out of his left ear. He didn't have long for this world, as Xigbar walked up behind him, and ended his misery.
"That's 4!" He cried out triumphantly, he placed his gun on his shoulder and looked around, "Now where is the leader of the Rat-Pack?" His foot steps rang out in the empty halls of the building. "Chitter, chitter. Chitter, chitter little mouse."
That's when Chuck E Cheese burst through the wall and mounted the Nobody, "YOU KILLED MY BAND!" His eyes were red and his saliva was draining onto Xigbar's face.
~~~
Android 18 had been regulated to Staypuft duty. She fired energy blasts at the monster, trying to burn it or at least knock it off it's feet. In between bursts of TV static in her mind Amanda Waller's voice would tell her what to do. There was a stark contrast between the joyless expression on her face and the sheer rage that Mr. Staypuft wore on his.
~~~
The Grinch was on top of the building, swinging his sack of cinderblocks at Perry the Plataborg. "You're a rascally one," he swung again and missed, "I'll give you that." For some reason the Platapus was messing with him, not firing his projectiles.
Shego was simultaneously keeping Tiny the Tiger on his toes and avoiding Dingodile’s flamethrower blasts.
Somehow, Waluigi was stuck fighting Dr. Neo Cortex.
"I don't know why we're feuding," Cortex said from his Jet-Pack, firing a plasma blast from his ray-gun, "I truly have the utmost respect for you."
Waluigi struck every energy blast with his trusty tennis racket, "Blah, blah, blah!" Cortex avoided every blast Wal deflected at him.
"I could do this all day, you pesky plummer! I just have to outlast you until that woman over there is destroyed by Mr. Stay Puft. “
~~~
Amanda Waller slammed her fist on the keyboard of her laptop. She didn’t want to lose Android 18 this early in the game, but the marshmallow was asking for it. “Alright, 18, it’s been a pleasure.”
Android 18’s hands began glowing yellow, all power in her system was being diverted into a singular strike. The color drained from her face, her feet became cold, the static in her mind lessened. She drew both of her arms backward, and brought them back in full force. Staypuft instantly turned into chunky liquid, the consistency of vicious whipped cream. 18 fell from the sky, fully drained of life force.
~~~
Dr. Cortex gazed at the sight, jaw completely open. “My monster!” he cried, “My precious monster!” Waluigi was shocked too. He ran off the side of the building, attempting to catch the falling android. Cortex barely noticed the Plummer’s escape, too focused on his foiled plan. “Tiny, Dingodile!” he turned to see the two blasted off the room by Shego. “Maybe I should be going.” He cranked up the nitrous in his jetpack thrusters, but Xigbar teleported in his path.
“Surprise!” he said as he fired at the jetpack.
“No! Perry! Help me!” Crotex screamed as his jetpack flew sporadically in circles.
The Plataborg stopped messing with Grincy and flew to Cortex’s aid. The two flying away before anyone could stop them.
~~~
Croc and Goldar stood in the piles of dead vermin bodies around them.
“Good God…” Croc panted.
Goldar concurred “Yeah…”
~~~
Waluigi was not quick enough the save 18 from dropping out of the sky. She landed with tremendous force, creating a crater in the New Orleans’s street. When the other five arrived at the site, Walugi was clutching his hat to his chest and shedding a tear.
“What are you crying about nerd?” Goldar patronized him, “You didn’t even know her.”
“Whaa-ahh-ahh,” he began a waterfall flow of tears, “I-a never got to tap that-a ass!”
“Burp!”
The six of them , startled, pulled their weapons at the foreign noise.
“Hey-hey! Look at this Morty!” a man in a lab coat and crazy hair walked past them to the crater, “It’s one of those rare-urp-anime androids. Ya, ya know, like one of those androids from Japan? I told you this universe was fun.”
A young boy refused to follow him through the crowd, “I-I, I don’t know if we should touch that Rick. These people look pretty serious.”
“Urp! Who-come on-who cares Morty let’s just grab this thing and salvage it for parts. Now help me pick this up.”
“How-a dare you!” Waluigi shook his fist at the interloper.
“Oh why don’t you just shove it up your asshole, mustache, I saw her first.”
“As far as I’m concerned, you can have her,” Xigbar said.
“NO!” Amanda Waller thundered into their ear pieces so loudly that they all winced, “We have far too much money tied up in that asset! You will bring her back!”
“You heard the lady,” Grinch looked at his teammates and then back at Rick, “Leave before we have to teach you a lesson.”
Rick Sanchez eyes narrowed and he turned to Task Force X, “Um, excuse me?”
Grinch reinforced his point, “Get away from the thing.”
“If you cross me-urp-you don’t just cross me. There is an infinite-I said- infinite counsel of Ricks that I can summon here to kick all your as-”
"You're out of here old-timer," Goldar took a step toward him. The Rick responded by pulling out a laser gun on him.
"Not today-urp-goldy locks!" he fired the beam.
"No Goldar!" Shego yelled out.
Goldar, paniced, grabbed Killer Croc by the collarbone and pushed him in the way of the beam. There was no trace left of him.
"Rick! You just can't blast people!" his Morty screamed.
Shego responded by incinerating the Rick with her laser beams. He's dead.
"You don't shoot at him!" she screamed.
The Morty screamed and tried to run away, but Goldar kicked him in the gut.
“Crocy...” Walugi hung his head low.
~~~
Back at Belle Reve a few days later, each member was back in their respective cells.
Shego was practicing yoga, Xigbar listened to his iPod shuffle, Waluigi played tennis with the wall, the Grinch was doing pull-ups, and 18 was in the work shop, seeing if she was salvageable by some twisted doctors.
Goldar was in his cell getting his ass chewed out by Waller.
"You stupid, stupid man."
Goldar's head hung low.
"You single handily killed one of the most important assets to this operation. I can't lose anymore troops! The budget is tight enough already! With 18 in the shop, you've left me with virtually nothing!"
"Hey," he interrupted, "what about me and Shego and Xigbat? We did fine without everyone else."
"You simpleton, I'm trying to make an army! You're lucky I picked up that mutant in New Orleans or I would blow your implant now!"
The mutant she was speaking of, was Dingodile. He had the explosive chip installed in his head. He was a weird substitution for Waylon Jones. He had the same super strong bite, but also came equipped with a powerful tale and a knack for the flame thrower.
He stood, terrified in his cell. He was surrounded by people who hated him, who had just tried to kill him not long ago.
This was the condition of the Squad when a massive green portal ripped across the pleasant evening sky and a warship appeared. The ship teleported down an army of Ricks and Mortys from across the many universes.
Amanda Waller heard the explosion and pressed a secret button. A hole appeared in the ground. "We're under attack, I expect you to handle this. Waller out.” She jumped down the escape hole. It closed before Goldar could follow.
After Waller's escape, the cell doors opened.
“What exactly is out there,” Xigbar wondered out loud.
A similar green portal that matched the giant one in the sky opened up next to him.
20 Ricks marched out of it and attacked, “It’s an Army of Ricks, bitches!” they all said in unison, “Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!”
~~~
So! Croc is dead and 18 is out and Dingodile is in! There are a bunch of Rick and Mortys, like hundreds. Remember, there are alien versains of Rick and Mortys, chair counterparts, some addicted to painkillers. You know, an infinity of types of Ricks and Mortys. They have laser guns and Rick technology.
SKWD: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4828/waluigi / electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4833/xigbar / electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/664/dingodile / electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/454/shego / electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1396/goldar / electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/940/grinch
VS!
Ricks: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4586/rick-morty
