Nintendo vs. Horror Week 3: Fitness or a Cookie
Mar 25, 2016 18:41:56 GMT
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Nintendo vs. Horror Week 3
I have been making these "Nintendo/Horror" themed matches and rumbles since the early 2010s. They're not generally very balanced, but the juxtaposition of the bright, cheery domains of Mario, Diddy Kong and the Ice Climbers being invaded by the incredibly grim and dark villains of classic slasher movies makes them quite unique.
Timeline of "Nintendo vs. Horror :
- A freak accident caused by Kamek's magic results in spacetime fissures to erupt across the Nintendo multiverse and the universes of supernatural horrors. Multiple horror icons end up being transported to various Nintendo worlds.
- Jason Voorhees lands in Bowser's Castle. A failed attempt at a villain team-up between the King of the Koopas and Jason results in both Bowser and Kamek being stabbed to death by the Hockey-Mask Killer as he caught them by surprise.
- Jason arrives in the Mushroom Kingdom, and attempts to kill Baby Mario after breaking into Peach's Castle. Mario saves his infant self's life and combats Jason. Mario is victorious.
- Jason is transported back to his own universe by Rosalina and Peach. However, Jason's future, cyborg self, Jason X, arrives soon after. Jason X murders a Strollin' Stu and Peach, but is left as a singed pile of ash by an enraged Mario. Mario then disappears from the Mushroom Kingdom, without a trace.
- Michael Myers arrives in Donkey Kong Country, where he encounters Diddy Kong. Diddy Kong defeats the silent serial killer after luring him into the dark jungle. Myers' ultimate fate is unknown, but he almost certainly survived the encounter.
- Freddy Krueger arrives in the "dream dimension" of the Super Mario world. He encounters a fellow dream-warper in Luigi, but Freddy finds that the green-clad plumber is not a worthy opponent and ends his life.
- The Ice Climbers, Popo and Nana, encounter Leatherface, aka Thomas Hewitt while scaling a mountain. Popo and Nana freeze Hewitt solid and then smash him into tiny particles.
- The possessed Chucky doll arrives in the universe of Hotel Dusk. Chucky and Kyle Hyde engage in a fight, but Kyle Hyde is defeated and maimed.
- Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, arrives in the universe of Fire Emblem, where he encounters Lucina. The fight ends in a draw, with both combatants defeated and alone in the middle of nowhere.
The story continues...
Millard Findlemeyer died by the electric chair, but came back as, of all things, a malevolent gingerbread man. Known as the Gingerdead Man, he set out to satisfy his bloodlust and dare people to take a bite out of him.
One night, he was transported to an alternate universe, like so many horror movie antagonists before him. Little did he realise that the residents of this other world were not the best at providing hospitality to visitors.
"Ah! Where the fuck am I?" shrieked the Gingerdead Man after falling face-first into the dirt out of a portal. He picked himself up, and noticed that a marathon was happening nearby. Numerous Miis, bobble-headed humanoids that reside on Wuhu Island, were busy racing each other across a bridge. Bi planes were soaring through the skies above Millard, with strange cartoony beings doing battle on top of them.
"Well... That's not something you see everyday. But then again, you don't see a living gingerbread man everyday... Or an living, evil bong for that matter." Millard said aloud.
Millard turned around. A porcelain white human female was standing behind him, with her hands on her hips. She wore a blue tank top with the words "Wii Fit" written on it and black shorts.
"Your ideal heart rate..." she said.
"Ugh. I hate fitness instructors." said Millard.
"... Is zero."
"Wait, what?" blurted out Millard in surprise at the Wii Fit Trainer's implied death threat.
"Take a deep breath. It's your last one." continued the Trainer as she advanced towards the living biscuit.
"Get away from me, you snowy, pale freak!" yelled the Gingerdead Man before getting out a sharp knife from behind his back.
"I'll help to make you fit. Into a coffin." She took another couple of steps forward.
"I'll actually kill you." He swung his blade wildly to get the woman to back off.
"That's it! Feel the burn! In hell." she said as she charged up her side-smash attack, the warrior yoga stance.
"Enough of your damn memes!" screamed the Gingerdead Man before leaping up, knife-akimbo, in an attempt to slice this woman's throat.
Who wins?
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/3931/gingerdead-man
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/140/wii-fit-trainer
I have been making these "Nintendo/Horror" themed matches and rumbles since the early 2010s. They're not generally very balanced, but the juxtaposition of the bright, cheery domains of Mario, Diddy Kong and the Ice Climbers being invaded by the incredibly grim and dark villains of classic slasher movies makes them quite unique.
Timeline of "Nintendo vs. Horror :
- A freak accident caused by Kamek's magic results in spacetime fissures to erupt across the Nintendo multiverse and the universes of supernatural horrors. Multiple horror icons end up being transported to various Nintendo worlds.
- Jason Voorhees lands in Bowser's Castle. A failed attempt at a villain team-up between the King of the Koopas and Jason results in both Bowser and Kamek being stabbed to death by the Hockey-Mask Killer as he caught them by surprise.
- Jason arrives in the Mushroom Kingdom, and attempts to kill Baby Mario after breaking into Peach's Castle. Mario saves his infant self's life and combats Jason. Mario is victorious.
- Jason is transported back to his own universe by Rosalina and Peach. However, Jason's future, cyborg self, Jason X, arrives soon after. Jason X murders a Strollin' Stu and Peach, but is left as a singed pile of ash by an enraged Mario. Mario then disappears from the Mushroom Kingdom, without a trace.
- Michael Myers arrives in Donkey Kong Country, where he encounters Diddy Kong. Diddy Kong defeats the silent serial killer after luring him into the dark jungle. Myers' ultimate fate is unknown, but he almost certainly survived the encounter.
- Freddy Krueger arrives in the "dream dimension" of the Super Mario world. He encounters a fellow dream-warper in Luigi, but Freddy finds that the green-clad plumber is not a worthy opponent and ends his life.
- The Ice Climbers, Popo and Nana, encounter Leatherface, aka Thomas Hewitt while scaling a mountain. Popo and Nana freeze Hewitt solid and then smash him into tiny particles.
- The possessed Chucky doll arrives in the universe of Hotel Dusk. Chucky and Kyle Hyde engage in a fight, but Kyle Hyde is defeated and maimed.
- Matt Cordell, the Maniac Cop, arrives in the universe of Fire Emblem, where he encounters Lucina. The fight ends in a draw, with both combatants defeated and alone in the middle of nowhere.
The story continues...
Millard Findlemeyer died by the electric chair, but came back as, of all things, a malevolent gingerbread man. Known as the Gingerdead Man, he set out to satisfy his bloodlust and dare people to take a bite out of him.
One night, he was transported to an alternate universe, like so many horror movie antagonists before him. Little did he realise that the residents of this other world were not the best at providing hospitality to visitors.
"Ah! Where the fuck am I?" shrieked the Gingerdead Man after falling face-first into the dirt out of a portal. He picked himself up, and noticed that a marathon was happening nearby. Numerous Miis, bobble-headed humanoids that reside on Wuhu Island, were busy racing each other across a bridge. Bi planes were soaring through the skies above Millard, with strange cartoony beings doing battle on top of them.
"Well... That's not something you see everyday. But then again, you don't see a living gingerbread man everyday... Or an living, evil bong for that matter." Millard said aloud.
Millard turned around. A porcelain white human female was standing behind him, with her hands on her hips. She wore a blue tank top with the words "Wii Fit" written on it and black shorts.
"Your ideal heart rate..." she said.
"Ugh. I hate fitness instructors." said Millard.
"... Is zero."
"Wait, what?" blurted out Millard in surprise at the Wii Fit Trainer's implied death threat.
"Take a deep breath. It's your last one." continued the Trainer as she advanced towards the living biscuit.
"Get away from me, you snowy, pale freak!" yelled the Gingerdead Man before getting out a sharp knife from behind his back.
"I'll help to make you fit. Into a coffin." She took another couple of steps forward.
"I'll actually kill you." He swung his blade wildly to get the woman to back off.
"That's it! Feel the burn! In hell." she said as she charged up her side-smash attack, the warrior yoga stance.
"Enough of your damn memes!" screamed the Gingerdead Man before leaping up, knife-akimbo, in an attempt to slice this woman's throat.
Who wins?
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/3931/gingerdead-man
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/140/wii-fit-trainer
