Official Tournament Match- Deadpool vs Bugs Bunny
Jul 25, 2015 21:59:00 GMT
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Post by bigballerju on Jul 25, 2015 21:59:00 GMT
Deadpool: Pfft Marvel reboot bitches! All new Deadpool and have to to start this first issue out with a bang! Now who should we kill in........
Boba Fett: Shut the hell up already! If I knew you would have been this much of a pain in the ass I would have asked for more money.
Deadpool: Oh crap I forgot. I am in the middle of the first Marvel and Star Wars crossover against this jackass. I mean seriously geeks what the hell do you find appealing about him? I bang hot babes, kills cool bad guys, and team up with superheroes. What is so special about this idiot?
Boba Fett: Who the fuck are you talking to?
BAM BAM BAM!!
Deadpool: Oh and forgot i have one more special thing you don't Mr...Fett whose family has a history of getting killed in the most fucked up ways.
POOF!
Deadpool teleportated and disppeared as Boba took a sigh of breath and grew annoyed. Boba took out a couple of his famous grenades as he threw them in different directions hoping to draw out Deadpool.
Boba: This ends now Wade. Your more of a pain then the Jedi and that's saying something. Come out and at least die with diginity!
Deadpool appeared right behind Boba as before Boba could react and counter the attack.........
Boba: AAAH you son of a bitch!
Deadpool: Whoops looks like losing a arm seems to be a common thing in your world! Sorry folks!
Deadpool turns to the audience and gives a sorry folks just doing my job look.
Deadpool: Boba fans don't look at this next scene:
BAM!
Deadpool: I WIN! SEE PIC BELOW BITCHES!
Deadpool: Time for a rest.....
A IMAGINARY AND WTF MONTHS LATER IN WHO KNOWS WHAT REAL TIME...
Deadpool: So true believers after killing your beloved Boba Fett. I felt bad. So after some threats to Marvel...
Writer: You should asshole. You killed Boba!
Deadpool: How rude bigballerju! You don't cut off the Pool....
Writer: Oh yea I am. You see I control you asshole and I have a special test for you. Consider it payback for us Star Wars fans.
Deadpool: No one controls the Deadpool. When I find your fat ass I am going to...
CUT OFF!!!! FUCK YOU!
Writer: That's right now if you look below you will find yourself in a most beloved, crazy, and strange land Deadpool.
Deadpool: What the....Wait..I loved this as a kid! So who do I get to have ice cream with! Oh no wait how about a good ole game of tag?! That road runner is always the best.....
Writer: Shut up! I am not done. You aren't here for fun. Your here for this:
Deadpool: I hate you. This better not be what I think it is Porky....
Writer: First off I am big boned and yes I get laid. Second Yup you either catch or kill Bugs Bunny. Which no has ever managed to do. You fail Marvel comics has agreed to never ever publish a comic book with you again. Oh and they happily agreed. Thanks to those idiots at Fox Studios. So you can thank Fox for that.
Deadpool: When I find out which one of those geeks who are at CBUB....
Writer: Oh look Bugs is here! Bye!
Deadpool: Wait! You cockgobbler mother......
Bug Bunny: So your Deadpool huh? Pfft I expected you to be taller.
Deadpool: I expected you to be funnier. You know I always liked Daffy more then you. Way funnier! Right guys!
The geeks and me ( THE WRITER) just give Deadpool a you done fucked up look. Look below Deadpool
Deadpool: So what? I am the best at what I do and what I do....
Bugs Bunny: You said Daffy is funnier? You liked him more?
Deadpool: Oh boy Geeks. A angry Bugs Bunny? Deadpool thinks he just shitted his pants.
Match stipulations:
Deadpool and Bugs Bunny both have toon force. They only have 50% of it. Deadpool wins his next mission and if he can kill Bugs Bunny even once or catch Bugs Bunny in a trap that Bugs Bunny can't escape from. There battleground is Looney Toon Land. Deadpool wins he gets 100 million dollars and gets to pick what girlfriend he wants from Marvel in his brand new comic book. If he loses he doesn't get a comic book and Marvel wipes him from existence from here on out.
Let the games begin!
Boba Fett: Shut the hell up already! If I knew you would have been this much of a pain in the ass I would have asked for more money.
Deadpool: Oh crap I forgot. I am in the middle of the first Marvel and Star Wars crossover against this jackass. I mean seriously geeks what the hell do you find appealing about him? I bang hot babes, kills cool bad guys, and team up with superheroes. What is so special about this idiot?
Boba Fett: Who the fuck are you talking to?
BAM BAM BAM!!
Deadpool: Oh and forgot i have one more special thing you don't Mr...Fett whose family has a history of getting killed in the most fucked up ways.
POOF!
Deadpool teleportated and disppeared as Boba took a sigh of breath and grew annoyed. Boba took out a couple of his famous grenades as he threw them in different directions hoping to draw out Deadpool.
Boba: This ends now Wade. Your more of a pain then the Jedi and that's saying something. Come out and at least die with diginity!
Deadpool appeared right behind Boba as before Boba could react and counter the attack.........
Boba: AAAH you son of a bitch!
Deadpool: Whoops looks like losing a arm seems to be a common thing in your world! Sorry folks!
Deadpool turns to the audience and gives a sorry folks just doing my job look.
Deadpool: Boba fans don't look at this next scene:
BAM!
Deadpool: I WIN! SEE PIC BELOW BITCHES!
Deadpool: Time for a rest.....
A IMAGINARY AND WTF MONTHS LATER IN WHO KNOWS WHAT REAL TIME...
Deadpool: So true believers after killing your beloved Boba Fett. I felt bad. So after some threats to Marvel...
Writer: You should asshole. You killed Boba!
Deadpool: How rude bigballerju! You don't cut off the Pool....
Writer: Oh yea I am. You see I control you asshole and I have a special test for you. Consider it payback for us Star Wars fans.
Deadpool: No one controls the Deadpool. When I find your fat ass I am going to...
CUT OFF!!!! FUCK YOU!
Writer: That's right now if you look below you will find yourself in a most beloved, crazy, and strange land Deadpool.
Deadpool: What the....Wait..I loved this as a kid! So who do I get to have ice cream with! Oh no wait how about a good ole game of tag?! That road runner is always the best.....
Writer: Shut up! I am not done. You aren't here for fun. Your here for this:
Deadpool: I hate you. This better not be what I think it is Porky....
Writer: First off I am big boned and yes I get laid. Second Yup you either catch or kill Bugs Bunny. Which no has ever managed to do. You fail Marvel comics has agreed to never ever publish a comic book with you again. Oh and they happily agreed. Thanks to those idiots at Fox Studios. So you can thank Fox for that.
Deadpool: When I find out which one of those geeks who are at CBUB....
Writer: Oh look Bugs is here! Bye!
Deadpool: Wait! You cockgobbler mother......
Bug Bunny: So your Deadpool huh? Pfft I expected you to be taller.
Deadpool: I expected you to be funnier. You know I always liked Daffy more then you. Way funnier! Right guys!
The geeks and me ( THE WRITER) just give Deadpool a you done fucked up look. Look below Deadpool
Deadpool: So what? I am the best at what I do and what I do....
Bugs Bunny: You said Daffy is funnier? You liked him more?
Deadpool: Oh boy Geeks. A angry Bugs Bunny? Deadpool thinks he just shitted his pants.
Match stipulations:
Deadpool and Bugs Bunny both have toon force. They only have 50% of it. Deadpool wins his next mission and if he can kill Bugs Bunny even once or catch Bugs Bunny in a trap that Bugs Bunny can't escape from. There battleground is Looney Toon Land. Deadpool wins he gets 100 million dollars and gets to pick what girlfriend he wants from Marvel in his brand new comic book. If he loses he doesn't get a comic book and Marvel wipes him from existence from here on out.
Let the games begin!
