Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2015 19:11:07 GMT
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Robert Richards sat in a dank, smelly changing room. There was a whiff of putrid deodorant in the air, but it could not quell the sweaty smell that was left behind by countless other men like himself.
Bob had spent the last few years training hard to perfect his body, which basically involved eating vast portions of food while simultaneously training in his fighting style, freestyle karate. He always had a problem taking down opponents larger than himself, but since he had put on so much weight, he now felt like the largest fighter of all. He had unbelievable speed as well as an impenetrable wall of flab. No punches or kicks could do any harm to his 'perfect body'. None whatsoever.
However, he had previously fought against a man with a similar fighting style and body to himself. That man's name was Rufus. Rufus was very much a rookie fighter, and only learned kung fu and other martial arts techniques by watching action films and eating himself to an early demise. Despite this lack of training, Rufus was a natural fighter and could keep up with fighters who had far more experience than him. Like Bob, he was really fast and agile despite his girth.
Bob and Rufus first fought in an urban war zone of sorts alongside their respective tag team partners, Native American environmentalist Julia Chang, and Russian bear wrestler Zangief. They also fought in Marshall Law's diner after their first encounter. During both of these fights, Rufus constantly confused Bob for Rufus's supposed American martial arts rival, Ken Masters.
Both Bob and Ken had blonde hair and wore red, but otherwise, there was little physical resemblance. Rufus accused just about everyone of being Ken, including women.
Both Bob and Rufus had been summoned to the mysterious Arena of Khazan. Khazan was a city and the nexus point of the entire Omniverse. The unusual citizens of Khazan possessed godlike technology, and they could summon beings from other universes to fight each other or compete in sporting events in their gargantuan sandy arena.
Both Bob and Rufus were teleported straight into the centre of the arena, only a few feat away from each other. There were hovering glass commentary booths flying all around the two fighters, as well as cameramen on floating platforms observing the two fat men. Bob and Rufus has already been told what was going on. They had to fight to prove who was strongest once and for all!
"It's you again, Ken Masters!" yelled Rufus while pointing at Bob.
"We've already been over this! I'm not the guy you're looking for! Get some glasses already!" groaned Bob.
"Nah, I'm just messing with ya. They already told me I wouldn't be fightin' Ken Masters, though that guy just pisses me the hell off, ya know? It's like, he's all like, 'Hey, I'm Ken Masters! Look at me shoot fire from my hands!', and that just gets really annoyin'. Newsflash, pal! You don't need to shoot fire to have mojo! Hey, speakin' of fire, I went to a carnival the other day and drove though one of those rings of fire on my cool-ass bike! Now I have done a lot of awesome things in my life, but that is definitely near the top of the list of awesome things I've done in my life, man."
Bob just stared at Rufus in awe at how long he could talk for without taking a breath. Bob then said, "I'm almost impressed at how much crap you can talk about in the space of half a minute."
"Hey! Do you wanna fight me or somethin'?" yelled Rufus in response.
"Well that is what we're here for. Let's settle this, friend." said Bob calmly after doing several flips in the air just to show off how agile he was. Rufus also did a few midair flips on the spot before getting in a combat stance.
Rufus's girlfriend, Candy, as well as his only two friends, Zangief and the Jamaican dancer/fighter Dee Jay, cheered for Rufus from one of the flying glass booths.
"Come on, Rufus, baby! You can do it!" cheered Candy enthusiastically.
"Defeat him with a double clothesline attack, fat American comrade!" yelled Zangief.
And the fight begins! Who wins this fight?
The outcome...
Rufus lunged towards Bob and performed one of his most powerful special moves, the Messiah Kick. Bob rolled to the side to evade the attack. Rufus ended up getting stuck in the splits position after missing the attack and Bob exploited this by grabbing Rufus from behind and throwing him several feet in the air. Instead of letting Rufus hit the ground, Bob performed a terrifying roundhouse kick to send Rufus flying backwards and into the sand.
Bob ran towards the incapacitated Rufus and headbutted him so hard that Rufus bounced off the ground. Bob unleashed a combo of fearsome punches and kicks on Rufus and ended it with a sweep kick, knocking Rufus down.
"Ready for round two?" asked Bob cockily.
"Ye- Yeah, I... *cough*... No, God, no, you win..." wheezed Rufus. Bob had won the fight.
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/3704/bob-tekken
Robert Richards sat in a dank, smelly changing room. There was a whiff of putrid deodorant in the air, but it could not quell the sweaty smell that was left behind by countless other men like himself.
Bob had spent the last few years training hard to perfect his body, which basically involved eating vast portions of food while simultaneously training in his fighting style, freestyle karate. He always had a problem taking down opponents larger than himself, but since he had put on so much weight, he now felt like the largest fighter of all. He had unbelievable speed as well as an impenetrable wall of flab. No punches or kicks could do any harm to his 'perfect body'. None whatsoever.
However, he had previously fought against a man with a similar fighting style and body to himself. That man's name was Rufus. Rufus was very much a rookie fighter, and only learned kung fu and other martial arts techniques by watching action films and eating himself to an early demise. Despite this lack of training, Rufus was a natural fighter and could keep up with fighters who had far more experience than him. Like Bob, he was really fast and agile despite his girth.
Bob and Rufus first fought in an urban war zone of sorts alongside their respective tag team partners, Native American environmentalist Julia Chang, and Russian bear wrestler Zangief. They also fought in Marshall Law's diner after their first encounter. During both of these fights, Rufus constantly confused Bob for Rufus's supposed American martial arts rival, Ken Masters.
Both Bob and Ken had blonde hair and wore red, but otherwise, there was little physical resemblance. Rufus accused just about everyone of being Ken, including women.
Both Bob and Rufus had been summoned to the mysterious Arena of Khazan. Khazan was a city and the nexus point of the entire Omniverse. The unusual citizens of Khazan possessed godlike technology, and they could summon beings from other universes to fight each other or compete in sporting events in their gargantuan sandy arena.
Both Bob and Rufus were teleported straight into the centre of the arena, only a few feat away from each other. There were hovering glass commentary booths flying all around the two fighters, as well as cameramen on floating platforms observing the two fat men. Bob and Rufus has already been told what was going on. They had to fight to prove who was strongest once and for all!
"It's you again, Ken Masters!" yelled Rufus while pointing at Bob.
"We've already been over this! I'm not the guy you're looking for! Get some glasses already!" groaned Bob.
"Nah, I'm just messing with ya. They already told me I wouldn't be fightin' Ken Masters, though that guy just pisses me the hell off, ya know? It's like, he's all like, 'Hey, I'm Ken Masters! Look at me shoot fire from my hands!', and that just gets really annoyin'. Newsflash, pal! You don't need to shoot fire to have mojo! Hey, speakin' of fire, I went to a carnival the other day and drove though one of those rings of fire on my cool-ass bike! Now I have done a lot of awesome things in my life, but that is definitely near the top of the list of awesome things I've done in my life, man."
Bob just stared at Rufus in awe at how long he could talk for without taking a breath. Bob then said, "I'm almost impressed at how much crap you can talk about in the space of half a minute."
"Hey! Do you wanna fight me or somethin'?" yelled Rufus in response.
"Well that is what we're here for. Let's settle this, friend." said Bob calmly after doing several flips in the air just to show off how agile he was. Rufus also did a few midair flips on the spot before getting in a combat stance.
Rufus's girlfriend, Candy, as well as his only two friends, Zangief and the Jamaican dancer/fighter Dee Jay, cheered for Rufus from one of the flying glass booths.
"Come on, Rufus, baby! You can do it!" cheered Candy enthusiastically.
"Defeat him with a double clothesline attack, fat American comrade!" yelled Zangief.
And the fight begins! Who wins this fight?
The outcome...
Rufus lunged towards Bob and performed one of his most powerful special moves, the Messiah Kick. Bob rolled to the side to evade the attack. Rufus ended up getting stuck in the splits position after missing the attack and Bob exploited this by grabbing Rufus from behind and throwing him several feet in the air. Instead of letting Rufus hit the ground, Bob performed a terrifying roundhouse kick to send Rufus flying backwards and into the sand.
Bob ran towards the incapacitated Rufus and headbutted him so hard that Rufus bounced off the ground. Bob unleashed a combo of fearsome punches and kicks on Rufus and ended it with a sweep kick, knocking Rufus down.
"Ready for round two?" asked Bob cockily.
"Ye- Yeah, I... *cough*... No, God, no, you win..." wheezed Rufus. Bob had won the fight.
