Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2014 18:20:33 GMT
Po was always a huge fan of kung fu, but he never suspected that one day he would be chosen by Oogway the wise old tortoise to be the Dragon Warrior of legend. Having such a honoured and respected mantle brings a lot of pressure. Po had defeated many powerful opponents who would normally just consider him nothing more than a flabby panda with no bodacious skills, from the disgraced Master Junjie to the deadly Tai Lung. Po still often visits his adoptive father in the Valley of Peace to help him out at the noodle shop.
With so many people relying on him to save the town from so many threats began to weigh heavily on Po's shoulders. There was also the recent revelation that Po may be the last panda alive. He sat alone in his old room one day in solemn contemplation when he was supposed to be serving noodles and soup to customers.
Mister Ping: Po! What are you doing up here? Why aren't you helping me serve customers?
Po: Sure thing, dad. It's just...
Mister Ping: What's wrong, son?
Po: ... Nothing.
Po plodded down the stairs and began helping his dad serve customers. Suddenly, a short pig civilian ran into the shop and poked the Dragon Warrior to get his attention.
Random civilian: Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! Taotie is attacking the valley!
Po: Aaaaargh... Not again. Wait here, dad. I'll sort him out.
Po ran outside and saw Taotie using an upgraded version of the Iron Fists of Destruction to wreak havoc.
Po: Listen, Taotie, I'm really not in the mood to fight you again. This is like the fifth time you've tried to kill me this week. Give up and hand yourself in.
Taotie: HA! As if! Now witness the full power of my glorious machinations!
Taotie charges at Po with his Iron Fists outstretched, but Po shrugs and trips him up, causing him to topple over his own weight.
Taotie: What? How could I possibly be beaten so easily?
Po: Because you're pathetic, Taotie! You live you're sad, lonely life building these machines, and you'll never have any friends!
Taotie: ... Wow... That's kinda hurtful.
Po: Argh. Look, I'm sorry. But seriously, get a new act, bro.
Suddenly, a loud bang in the sky caused the ground to shake. Everyone looked up, and saw a Star Destroyer in the sky looming over the Valley of Peace. Lots of smaller ships start emerging from the hangers of the ship and start shooting at the larger buildings in the town, causing many citizens to be killed. A small army of Imperial Stormtroopers start to march on the valley.
Mister Ping: Po! Who are these people?
Po: No idea, dad.
Mister Ping: But where are the Furious Five?
Po: They're off learning magnetic kung fu at the Platinum Palace. Guess only I can stop these chumps.
A group of Stormtroopers spot Po and his dad talking. One trooper points a gun at them.
Stormtrooper: Freeze! Put your hands up!
Po: Oh, I don't think so...
Po swiftly starts taking out multiple Stormtroopers while they try to shoot him with their blaster rifles.
Stormtrooper: How can that flabby alien thing be so damn fast?
Even more Stormtroopers start emerging from the shadows and soon surround Po. Po gets in a fighting stance and prepares to take down these white-clad soldiers. Suddenly, Taotie appears from behind the Stormtroopers after knocking a few out with his Iron Fists.
Taotie: If anyone is going to beat the Dragon Warrior, it will be me! So long, losers!
Taotie pulls out his little spinning spiky umbrella thing and flies away, giving Po a chance to fight the troopers on more equal terms.
Who will win the fight? Po or a small army of Stormtroopers?
Po electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1498/po-kung-fu-panda
Stormtroopers electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1693/stormtroopers
With so many people relying on him to save the town from so many threats began to weigh heavily on Po's shoulders. There was also the recent revelation that Po may be the last panda alive. He sat alone in his old room one day in solemn contemplation when he was supposed to be serving noodles and soup to customers.
Mister Ping: Po! What are you doing up here? Why aren't you helping me serve customers?
Po: Sure thing, dad. It's just...
Mister Ping: What's wrong, son?
Po: ... Nothing.
Po plodded down the stairs and began helping his dad serve customers. Suddenly, a short pig civilian ran into the shop and poked the Dragon Warrior to get his attention.
Random civilian: Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior! Taotie is attacking the valley!
Po: Aaaaargh... Not again. Wait here, dad. I'll sort him out.
Po ran outside and saw Taotie using an upgraded version of the Iron Fists of Destruction to wreak havoc.
Po: Listen, Taotie, I'm really not in the mood to fight you again. This is like the fifth time you've tried to kill me this week. Give up and hand yourself in.
Taotie: HA! As if! Now witness the full power of my glorious machinations!
Taotie charges at Po with his Iron Fists outstretched, but Po shrugs and trips him up, causing him to topple over his own weight.
Taotie: What? How could I possibly be beaten so easily?
Po: Because you're pathetic, Taotie! You live you're sad, lonely life building these machines, and you'll never have any friends!
Taotie: ... Wow... That's kinda hurtful.
Po: Argh. Look, I'm sorry. But seriously, get a new act, bro.
Suddenly, a loud bang in the sky caused the ground to shake. Everyone looked up, and saw a Star Destroyer in the sky looming over the Valley of Peace. Lots of smaller ships start emerging from the hangers of the ship and start shooting at the larger buildings in the town, causing many citizens to be killed. A small army of Imperial Stormtroopers start to march on the valley.
Mister Ping: Po! Who are these people?
Po: No idea, dad.
Mister Ping: But where are the Furious Five?
Po: They're off learning magnetic kung fu at the Platinum Palace. Guess only I can stop these chumps.
A group of Stormtroopers spot Po and his dad talking. One trooper points a gun at them.
Stormtrooper: Freeze! Put your hands up!
Po: Oh, I don't think so...
Po swiftly starts taking out multiple Stormtroopers while they try to shoot him with their blaster rifles.
Stormtrooper: How can that flabby alien thing be so damn fast?
Even more Stormtroopers start emerging from the shadows and soon surround Po. Po gets in a fighting stance and prepares to take down these white-clad soldiers. Suddenly, Taotie appears from behind the Stormtroopers after knocking a few out with his Iron Fists.
Taotie: If anyone is going to beat the Dragon Warrior, it will be me! So long, losers!
Taotie pulls out his little spinning spiky umbrella thing and flies away, giving Po a chance to fight the troopers on more equal terms.
Who will win the fight? Po or a small army of Stormtroopers?
Po electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1498/po-kung-fu-panda
Stormtroopers electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1693/stormtroopers
