Post by ConfessionFPT on Jul 6, 2014 16:45:44 GMT
The two assassins stood in the center of the demolished pawn shop, each holding a bizarre set of weapons. Bullseye held a wooden cane in one hand and lamp in the other, while the Black Widow wa ready with her Mickey Mouse telephone and a pizza cutter.
“I’m not going to miss again,” Bullseye promised her and threw the lamp at her face. Blakc Widow raised the pizza cutter and broke the lamp before it made contact with her face. Some pieces shattered and cut her anyway. It was only meant to be a distraction as Bullseye ran straight at her, cane raised high above his head. She brought the pizza cutter down across and slit his cheek, she side stepped around him and began to choke his with the chord of the Mickey Mouse phone.
The coils in the line straightened as she pulled it harder around his neck. He wacked her a few more times with the cane and struggled for a few minutes until the lack of breathing rendered him useless.
Black Widow had difficulty breathing as she let his limp body fall to the ground. She didn’t get a moment’s peace because an annoying vioice behind her began screaming, “Holy shit! Holy shit! We did it! We did it! We did it! We beat him!” The young man in a v-neck came out of his hiding spot and leapt up and down in excitement, “I knew you wouldn’t let me die-“ she punched him in the face and interrupted his sentence.
SHEILD Helicarrier –
Natasha Rominov looked through the one-way window that viewed the infirmary. Tucker the hipster laid in his bed, bandaged from head to toe. Familiar footsteps walked up behind her, “Did you figure out why Bullseye was trying to kill him?” she asked crossing her arms.
Maria Hill leaned against the wall, “Would you believe that this little shit has a a 50 million dollar bounty on his head?”
“Who is this guy?”
“We have no idea where he came from. The first record anyone has of him was when he enrolled at University of Phoenix Online last semester,” she flipped open the file she was holding.
“So we know he’s a liberal arts major,” Widow remarked and took the file from her.
“Actually, political science,” Director Hill smirked.
“You know, that actually surprises me,” she rubbed her temple and looked at the picture in the folder. That ridiculous, cheesy smile. That same ridiculous knit-cap. She considered choking him out and collected the 50 million for herself.
A hole was then blown in the wall on the other side of the glass.
“The helicarrier has been breached!” Director Hill screamed into her earpiece, “I need all available personnel to the infirmary NOW!”
A red blur flew in through the hole in the helicarrier and said, ““Like, don’t even think about it!” A blond girl in a red jumpsuit and skydiving goggles stood next to Tucker, “My friends and I already took care of those losers!” she held up her pointer finger and her thumb in an “L” shape.
“Friends?” Maria turned around into a kick to the face by another teenager, this one in a yellow suit.
“Yeah, don’t you know?” the red one went on, “I’m Clover, my friend Alex just kicked your butt and my friend Sammy is going to get you, cause we’re totally spies!”
A red headed girl in a green jumpsuit attempted to attack Natasha, but was instead thrown through the one way mirror for her trouble.
“Clover!” the yellow one said, “You found him!”
“Chaaaa,” Clover helped Samantha up, “You can’t keep a hottie like this away from me. His band has to play the talent show tonight!”
Black Widow’s mouth hung open at the stupidity of what the blond one was saying, “What.”
Hearts appeared over Clover’s eyes, “The Back End of Tomarrow has to play the show tonight, we have tickets!”
The Yellow one agreed, “And they, like, totally need their the kettle drum player!”
Black Widow’s face turned as red as her hair, “I’m throwing your asses out of this plane.”
Widows objective is to literally throw all of the spies off the hellicarrrier. The spies are trying to retrieve Tucker and get him to the talent show. So...yeah...
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“I’m not going to miss again,” Bullseye promised her and threw the lamp at her face. Blakc Widow raised the pizza cutter and broke the lamp before it made contact with her face. Some pieces shattered and cut her anyway. It was only meant to be a distraction as Bullseye ran straight at her, cane raised high above his head. She brought the pizza cutter down across and slit his cheek, she side stepped around him and began to choke his with the chord of the Mickey Mouse phone.
The coils in the line straightened as she pulled it harder around his neck. He wacked her a few more times with the cane and struggled for a few minutes until the lack of breathing rendered him useless.
Black Widow had difficulty breathing as she let his limp body fall to the ground. She didn’t get a moment’s peace because an annoying vioice behind her began screaming, “Holy shit! Holy shit! We did it! We did it! We did it! We beat him!” The young man in a v-neck came out of his hiding spot and leapt up and down in excitement, “I knew you wouldn’t let me die-“ she punched him in the face and interrupted his sentence.
SHEILD Helicarrier –
Natasha Rominov looked through the one-way window that viewed the infirmary. Tucker the hipster laid in his bed, bandaged from head to toe. Familiar footsteps walked up behind her, “Did you figure out why Bullseye was trying to kill him?” she asked crossing her arms.
Maria Hill leaned against the wall, “Would you believe that this little shit has a a 50 million dollar bounty on his head?”
“Who is this guy?”
“We have no idea where he came from. The first record anyone has of him was when he enrolled at University of Phoenix Online last semester,” she flipped open the file she was holding.
“So we know he’s a liberal arts major,” Widow remarked and took the file from her.
“Actually, political science,” Director Hill smirked.
“You know, that actually surprises me,” she rubbed her temple and looked at the picture in the folder. That ridiculous, cheesy smile. That same ridiculous knit-cap. She considered choking him out and collected the 50 million for herself.
A hole was then blown in the wall on the other side of the glass.
“The helicarrier has been breached!” Director Hill screamed into her earpiece, “I need all available personnel to the infirmary NOW!”
A red blur flew in through the hole in the helicarrier and said, ““Like, don’t even think about it!” A blond girl in a red jumpsuit and skydiving goggles stood next to Tucker, “My friends and I already took care of those losers!” she held up her pointer finger and her thumb in an “L” shape.
“Friends?” Maria turned around into a kick to the face by another teenager, this one in a yellow suit.
“Yeah, don’t you know?” the red one went on, “I’m Clover, my friend Alex just kicked your butt and my friend Sammy is going to get you, cause we’re totally spies!”
A red headed girl in a green jumpsuit attempted to attack Natasha, but was instead thrown through the one way mirror for her trouble.
“Clover!” the yellow one said, “You found him!”
“Chaaaa,” Clover helped Samantha up, “You can’t keep a hottie like this away from me. His band has to play the talent show tonight!”
Black Widow’s mouth hung open at the stupidity of what the blond one was saying, “What.”
Hearts appeared over Clover’s eyes, “The Back End of Tomarrow has to play the show tonight, we have tickets!”
The Yellow one agreed, “And they, like, totally need their the kettle drum player!”
Black Widow’s face turned as red as her hair, “I’m throwing your asses out of this plane.”
Widows objective is to literally throw all of the spies off the hellicarrrier. The spies are trying to retrieve Tucker and get him to the talent show. So...yeah...
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