Post by ConfessionFPT on Dec 11, 2016 6:40:52 GMT
SKWD 16: EVERYONE DIES
When battling a massive demonic creature, who is flanked by a dragon spitting green fire and a group of your dead friends, you're gonna have a bad time. That's what was happening to our friends, the SKWD. The action broke down, thusly:
Killer Croc marched right up to Jason Voorhees and the two slugged it out. Croc's inflated ego was two fold, not only had he just beat up his childhood icon, Hulk Hogan, but Erika was also watching. Croc smiled as he fought the undead killer. After this was over, he was going to tell her how he felt. Tell her that she made him feel less like a monster, and more like a man. He effortlessly dodged Jason's machete swings, and could barely hold in his excitement as he waited for the battle to end.
Xigbar launched himself straight at his former teammate, Shego. "How long has it been, sister," he said mockingly, "Oh how I've missed you." He said this as he was firing beams at her. She could barely maneuver her way around them without getting burned.
"I don't know why you're doing this Xiggy," Shego ducked and felt a shot get scary close to her hairline, "you, me, Goldar, we were a team. We survived hundreds of missions as part of the original SKWD. Why are you doing this to me?"
"I'm dead, pumpkin," he laughed, "the big guy over there, he dances with the dead. Now come here and dance with me."
The two stopped taking after that, choosing to focus on the fight at hand.
Android 18 decided she was best equipped out all gathered, to fight Maleficent, who was aware of the android's awesome power, and immediately opting to turn into a massive black dragon.
Little did 18 know, Scrooge McDuck was right behind her. Well, kinda. What he did was climb a building behind them. The old duck swiftly shimmied up the ivy wall of the mansion. Once up there, he waited.
So Dingodile sneaks up behind the two pretty girls with grass Pokémon and starts talking mad trash, "Look at these beauts!" He licked one of his front teeth and sent a warning burst of fire out of the mouth of his flamethrower, "I'm not so good at the whole Pokémon thing, but even I know you don't bring jus one type."
Alyssa picked up her Turtwig and shielded him in her arms, Erika took the opportunity to return her PKMN to their Pokeballs. Her Gloom had a sad, defiant look on her face as she turned to red energy and sucked into the containment orb.
"Why'd you do that?" Dingodile was ticked, "I was goin' to make bloomin' onion out of that!"
The Grinch and Wreck-It Ralph were pretty evenly matched, both showing great strength. Ralph was hitting really hard and it was actually really hurting the Grinch, causing him to grit his rotted teeth in anger. "I don't even know who you are," he mumbled.
And no one could say the Monoploy Man wasn't balls-y. The little man went straight up to, ya know, the fifty foot demon king that rose out of his lawn. He lifted both his hands in the air, and summoned red houses and green hotel constructs out of the sky, and attempted to drop them on his opponent. "You do not scare me, demon. One does not amass a wealth like mine without dealings with devils." Chernabog winced with every structure that landed on his head.
Rick and Morty, who were in mech suits flying around and battling Chernabog, soon noticed that building were falling out of the sky, and now had to avoid the swinging arms of the menace and the structures.
"What the **** are you doing?" Rick yelled while dodging one, only to get grabbed by Chernabog's mit. The
demon king squeezed him as hard as he could, chuckling.
"Rick!" Morty yelled and flew up to his head, blasting him with an array of projectile weapons from his suit. The arsenal didn't do much, with Chernabog only dropping Morty's grandfather after a house fell on his face. His grip lessened, and the scientist fell to the ground.
18 and the dragon were playing a game of keep away, as in the dragon fled from the android in an effort to keep her face away from 18's fists.
Maleficent then flew too close to the house, which is what Scrooge had been waiting for. He leapt off the room, throwing himself as hard as he could, aiming for the creatures back.
She felt the light thud of McDuck landing on the crook of her neck. He balanced himself, and situated himself so he wouldn't fall.
"Ya-hoooooooo!" he let out, it had been a while since he last rode a dragon. The euphoria was short lived, because the next thing he saw was Maleficent's neck turned completely around, and her black eyes locked in him.
"Get off me, you wretched fowl!"
The insult was the last thing he heard, before she spit a a ball of emerald fire three times his size, right at his face.
Killer Croc got tired of fighting Jason, deciding to jus rip his head off, and see if that killed him. It kinda did.
Jason swung his machete one last time, and while he was vulnerable Croc grabbed him by both of his ears, and yanked up.
The head came off, fairly easily, off the killer's shoulders. The body kept moving, in a true zombie fashion, searching for his upper half.
Croc, still showboating in case Erika was watching him, punted the head as far as he could, and even dabbed afterwards. It was then easy to take Jason's weapon away and kick him to the ground.
He turned around to see Erika, but didn't. All he saw was Alyssa on the ground next to a fire, the dingo-guy standing over her ready to blast. He launched the machete at him, it rotated several times during its travel, eventually sticking him in the chest.
Dingodile' faced immediately turned from demented joy, to sadness, and he fell forward, his dead body landing on Cool Trainer Alyssa. Her Turtwig was biting at his ankles in an attempt to stop him.
She was crying hysterically, beating on his chest trying to get to get him off. Croc lumbered over to them. Using one hand, he pulled him off of her, and helped her up with the other hand. "Are you ok, where's Erika?"
Alyssa immediately took off her jacket and began beating the fire next to her. This confused Croc, he look at the flame.
It held a body.
Croc was so taken by surprised, he threw himself on both knees and tried to beat it out with his hands.
With a final upper cut, Grinch finally landed Ralph on his ass. The video game character stumbled, for just a moment before falling and landing in a sitting position.
Shego was not having such an easy time, Xigbar telegraphing every single one of her techniques.
"I think I might know you too well," he laughed, "you need some new moves."
She was beathing heavily, he didn't seem stressed.
Xigbar raised his gun, aiming at Shego's chest, chuckled a bit before his menacing glare turned grim.
An arm like green felt emerged in the middle of his chest. In his arrogance, he didn't notice the Grinch sneak up behind him. The grouchy one hit him so hard in the back, his full fist emerged out the other side.
The Nobody faded away, one dark chunk of himself after another returning back to nothingness.
Shego was still saddened to see her old teammate fade away, but welcomed Grinch's outstretched hand to help her rise to her feet.
18 eventually caught the dragon by its tail, it attempted to engulf the android in flames, jus as it did with McDuck. Before the flames were released, 18 swung Malecifant as hard as she could at Chernabog.
The sharp scales and claws inpaled into the demon's rock-like skin.
Chernabog looked annoyed, ultimately giving up on the assault. He snapped his giant fingers, and all of the former members of the SKWD disappeared with him.
Leaving only Malecefant reverting back to her fairy form, in a crumbled heap.
If you lost count, Scrooge McDuck, Erika, and Rick Sanchez were all dead.
~~~
With the other half of the team, to start things off the Shocker was dead too. Like, almost immediately. That's usually what happens when a Man-Bat takes a bite out of your neck. Then the flew off, and didn't come back.
That happened with all of Cortex's commandos. The effects of his new mind warping device seemed to fade, with most of his dudes running away after Shocker bled out.
"[But his daughter tho]!" Kuma grabbed his face in shock. Remember, everything he says comes out as bear grunts.
Very quickly, it was Blackfire, Goldar, Kuma, and Kool-Aid Man standing across from Waluigi and Cortex.
Wal looked at the people standing across from him, and looked at his tennis racket, threw it down and ran toward them with open arms, "Goldy!" He hugged the Power Ranger Villain's leg.
Goldar rolled his eyes. Kuma giggled.
Blackfire did not laugh. She did feel sympathy for the Shocker's kidnapped daughter. She knew what it was like to be permanently separated from your parents.
Cortex took a step back as Goldar shook Waluigi off his leg.
"This is ridiculous!" he yelled at them, "why did you have to come and ruin this?"
"Ruin?" Blackfire sneered, "we jus came to meet up with you, you're the one who attacked us."
"No!" he motioned to the dead body, "you caused this, I'll lose all of this with this dead oaf laying here, with the news choppers watching!"
It was true. The Gotham City News Network did have a chopper on scene for the battle outside Arkham. Cortex couldn't show his face in this town again.
"I hate being entangled in this infernal SKWD. I almost ruled the world, until you people ruined my plans in New Orleans. When I had finally shed myself of the bandicoot, I thought I was free. Until your little team swooped in and spoiled everything. I can't believe I allowed myself to become entangled with you again. I wash my hands of you, of all of this. You can all kiss my bright white ass."
A jetpack popped out of his back, ripping his lab coat, and the little man zoomed off. The air generated by this, blew the hair back of all the SKWD gathered there.
~~~
"You killed my grandpa you son of a bitch!" Killer Croc and the Grinch were both having trouble holding back Morty as he lunged and clawed toward Rick Uncle Pennybags. Croc developed a headache between the scrappy boy and his attempt to hold back tears.
Pennybags stood mere inches away from Morty's radius of attack, arms crossed, "That is not true," he said sternly, "it was the demon."
"If you weren't throwing houses like a madman Rick would still be alive!"
Ace Trainer Alyssa let her tears flow freely. She clutched her Pokeballs to her chest. Erika told her with her dying breath to take care of her Pokémon. She promised herself that she would let them down.
18 and Shego stood awkwardly next to Scrooge's body.
"I didn't...know him very well..." 18 said.
"He was never very helpful in fights...but he had our back..." Shego also trailed off.
"He died heroically," 18 said.
"Yeah..." Shego answered.
"I think he viewed me as his mortal enemy," 18 said awkwardly, "always bringing up that I stole from him or something. I wasn't in control of my body when that happened."
"And now he'll never know that," she said coldly and turned to the commotion behind her.
"Listen here," she clapped loudly, diverting all attention to her, "the last thing we need to do is fight each other. We're all in the same boat."
"She's right," 18 walked up behind her, "we need to reorganize."
Morty brushed himself off, "That guy standing in front of me caused Rick to die. I don't care how he talks his way around it, if he wasn't being a CARELESS ASSHOLE then Rick would still be here."
"I caution you to speak to me in that way, boy," Pennybags warned.
"You goddamn bastard!" now Grinch, Croc, and Alyssa had to restrain him.
"Enough!" Shego bellowed, causing everyone to stop again, "Amanda Waller is the problem here, without her meddling in our lives, none of this would be happening. Take this anger, and aim it at the true badguy here."
With that statement, the dispute fizzled out.
Pennybags, who had been collected the whole time, turned to Alyssa, "With Erika's untimely passing, you're the next logical choice for my Number 2," he looked at the Pokeballs that Erika gave her, "seems like Erika thought so as well.
Alyssa wiped the stream of tears from her face. And nodded, trying to look confident.
"So..." the Grinch spoke for the first time in a while, "what's the next move?"
"Rick used his technology to bring us here," 18 suggested, "I was thinking we could use it to find the others, collect our full forces before we find Waller."
"How do we use mad scientist stuff, without the mad scientist?" Croc asked.
"I can do it," Morty bent down next to his grandpa, began picking devices off his person and pocketing them, until he found the teleportation gun, "I spent a whole summer learning this stuff, I can-I can work it."
~~~
"Seriously," Goldar's face was turning red, "get him off my leg."
Waluigi was clinging on for dear life. "Please-a! Don't-a kick muh ass!"
"We're not going to hurt you," Blackfire was pulling on him from under his armpits, "we're on the same side!" He didn't budge.
"[We need to plot a course of action]," Kuma started, "[our comrade the Shocker has tragically passed, all in the name of the pursuit of Waller, and we gained a small man in his place. Now we need to decide how to proceed from here.]"
Blackfire, Waluigi, and Goldar all simultaneously blinked twice at him.
"Oh yeah!" Kool-aid Man threw his fist in the air. Weirdly, K.A.M. was the only one who understood the bear.
And, as you may have guessed, a swirling green portal appeared in front of them, with some familiar figures stepping out onto the grounds of Arkham Aslylum.
In this order, Shego, Killer Croc, Pennybags, Alyssa, the Grinch, Android 18, and Morty appeared before them.
Upon the two groups meeting, two things happened at the same time. Shego laid eyes on Goldar, and Waluigi saw Android 18. They both immediately ran toward their loves.
Goldar was so relieved that the Plummer had let him go, he allowed Shego to throw her arms around his neck.
"I thought I'd never see you again," she tried not to tear up. Goldar blushed.
Conversely, when Wal entered 18's personal space, she backed handed him before he could touch her. He fell into a nearby bush.
While Shego hugged him, Goldar and Croc made awkward eye contact. There was still much malice between them, but ultimately they wanted the same person dead. So they understood they'd play nice. For now.
"So this is who is left?" 18 inspected the other crew, seeing a bear and a giant pitcher, "so this is what we've been reduced to."
"Hey," Blackfire was getting heated, "you don't know what we've been through."
Both sides have a quick summery of where they've been, who had died, filling in the gaps the others lacked in this story.
"The duck is dead?" Blackfire's heart became depressed. Without Scrooge, she didn't know how to get home.
"Enough if the pleasantries," Pennybags clacked his cane on the sidewalk, "let's get moving."
"I hate to break it to you, but you're not going anywhere," a new voice said.
The SKWD turned. Batman was standing there.
"OH SHIT!" Croc took a step back in utter surprise, "THE BAT!"
"You seem to have your wits about you, Waylon," the Dark Knight complemented him, "maybe this time you can go to Blackgate and not Arkham."
The no one in the SKWD knew how to explain what was happening, all Batman saw were a collection of super villains standing in his back yard.
Goldar, after a second of silence, got cocky and spoke up, "You better let us go, you're severly outnumbered."
"That is not true," Batman smirked, and then things got worse.
An assortment of the Bat Family appeared, seemingly out of nowhere.
SEASON 2 FINALE FEATURING THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
The characters representing SKWD are:
Morty Smith in a Mech Suit and Rick's technological weapon: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4586/rick-morty
The Grinch with his cartoonish strength: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/940/grinch
Andoid 18, the badass Dragonball babe: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/282/android-18
Kuma, the kung-fu fighting bear: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/890/kuma-ii
Wauigi: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4828/waluigi
Shego: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/454/shego
Killer Croc: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/502/killer-croc
Rich Uncle Pennybags, the Monopoly Man: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5348/rich-uncle-pennybags
Ace Trainer Alyssa, and her Turtwig, Gloom, Jumpluff, Tangrowth, and Victreebell: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/806/prototype-profile
The Kool Aid Man: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5027/kool-aid-man
Blackfire: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5025/blackfire
Goldar: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1396/goldar
vs!
Batman: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/33/batman
Catwoman: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/377/catwoman
Robin, Tim Drake: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/86/tim-drake-robin-red
Orphan: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1554/cassandra-cain-batgirl-black-bat
Spoiler: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/511/stephanie-brown-spoiler-robin-batgirl
Clayface: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5408/clayface
Batwoman: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/806/prototype-profile
When battling a massive demonic creature, who is flanked by a dragon spitting green fire and a group of your dead friends, you're gonna have a bad time. That's what was happening to our friends, the SKWD. The action broke down, thusly:
Killer Croc marched right up to Jason Voorhees and the two slugged it out. Croc's inflated ego was two fold, not only had he just beat up his childhood icon, Hulk Hogan, but Erika was also watching. Croc smiled as he fought the undead killer. After this was over, he was going to tell her how he felt. Tell her that she made him feel less like a monster, and more like a man. He effortlessly dodged Jason's machete swings, and could barely hold in his excitement as he waited for the battle to end.
Xigbar launched himself straight at his former teammate, Shego. "How long has it been, sister," he said mockingly, "Oh how I've missed you." He said this as he was firing beams at her. She could barely maneuver her way around them without getting burned.
"I don't know why you're doing this Xiggy," Shego ducked and felt a shot get scary close to her hairline, "you, me, Goldar, we were a team. We survived hundreds of missions as part of the original SKWD. Why are you doing this to me?"
"I'm dead, pumpkin," he laughed, "the big guy over there, he dances with the dead. Now come here and dance with me."
The two stopped taking after that, choosing to focus on the fight at hand.
Android 18 decided she was best equipped out all gathered, to fight Maleficent, who was aware of the android's awesome power, and immediately opting to turn into a massive black dragon.
Little did 18 know, Scrooge McDuck was right behind her. Well, kinda. What he did was climb a building behind them. The old duck swiftly shimmied up the ivy wall of the mansion. Once up there, he waited.
So Dingodile sneaks up behind the two pretty girls with grass Pokémon and starts talking mad trash, "Look at these beauts!" He licked one of his front teeth and sent a warning burst of fire out of the mouth of his flamethrower, "I'm not so good at the whole Pokémon thing, but even I know you don't bring jus one type."
Alyssa picked up her Turtwig and shielded him in her arms, Erika took the opportunity to return her PKMN to their Pokeballs. Her Gloom had a sad, defiant look on her face as she turned to red energy and sucked into the containment orb.
"Why'd you do that?" Dingodile was ticked, "I was goin' to make bloomin' onion out of that!"
The Grinch and Wreck-It Ralph were pretty evenly matched, both showing great strength. Ralph was hitting really hard and it was actually really hurting the Grinch, causing him to grit his rotted teeth in anger. "I don't even know who you are," he mumbled.
And no one could say the Monoploy Man wasn't balls-y. The little man went straight up to, ya know, the fifty foot demon king that rose out of his lawn. He lifted both his hands in the air, and summoned red houses and green hotel constructs out of the sky, and attempted to drop them on his opponent. "You do not scare me, demon. One does not amass a wealth like mine without dealings with devils." Chernabog winced with every structure that landed on his head.
Rick and Morty, who were in mech suits flying around and battling Chernabog, soon noticed that building were falling out of the sky, and now had to avoid the swinging arms of the menace and the structures.
"What the **** are you doing?" Rick yelled while dodging one, only to get grabbed by Chernabog's mit. The
demon king squeezed him as hard as he could, chuckling.
"Rick!" Morty yelled and flew up to his head, blasting him with an array of projectile weapons from his suit. The arsenal didn't do much, with Chernabog only dropping Morty's grandfather after a house fell on his face. His grip lessened, and the scientist fell to the ground.
18 and the dragon were playing a game of keep away, as in the dragon fled from the android in an effort to keep her face away from 18's fists.
Maleficent then flew too close to the house, which is what Scrooge had been waiting for. He leapt off the room, throwing himself as hard as he could, aiming for the creatures back.
She felt the light thud of McDuck landing on the crook of her neck. He balanced himself, and situated himself so he wouldn't fall.
"Ya-hoooooooo!" he let out, it had been a while since he last rode a dragon. The euphoria was short lived, because the next thing he saw was Maleficent's neck turned completely around, and her black eyes locked in him.
"Get off me, you wretched fowl!"
The insult was the last thing he heard, before she spit a a ball of emerald fire three times his size, right at his face.
Killer Croc got tired of fighting Jason, deciding to jus rip his head off, and see if that killed him. It kinda did.
Jason swung his machete one last time, and while he was vulnerable Croc grabbed him by both of his ears, and yanked up.
The head came off, fairly easily, off the killer's shoulders. The body kept moving, in a true zombie fashion, searching for his upper half.
Croc, still showboating in case Erika was watching him, punted the head as far as he could, and even dabbed afterwards. It was then easy to take Jason's weapon away and kick him to the ground.
He turned around to see Erika, but didn't. All he saw was Alyssa on the ground next to a fire, the dingo-guy standing over her ready to blast. He launched the machete at him, it rotated several times during its travel, eventually sticking him in the chest.
Dingodile' faced immediately turned from demented joy, to sadness, and he fell forward, his dead body landing on Cool Trainer Alyssa. Her Turtwig was biting at his ankles in an attempt to stop him.
She was crying hysterically, beating on his chest trying to get to get him off. Croc lumbered over to them. Using one hand, he pulled him off of her, and helped her up with the other hand. "Are you ok, where's Erika?"
Alyssa immediately took off her jacket and began beating the fire next to her. This confused Croc, he look at the flame.
It held a body.
Croc was so taken by surprised, he threw himself on both knees and tried to beat it out with his hands.
With a final upper cut, Grinch finally landed Ralph on his ass. The video game character stumbled, for just a moment before falling and landing in a sitting position.
Shego was not having such an easy time, Xigbar telegraphing every single one of her techniques.
"I think I might know you too well," he laughed, "you need some new moves."
She was beathing heavily, he didn't seem stressed.
Xigbar raised his gun, aiming at Shego's chest, chuckled a bit before his menacing glare turned grim.
An arm like green felt emerged in the middle of his chest. In his arrogance, he didn't notice the Grinch sneak up behind him. The grouchy one hit him so hard in the back, his full fist emerged out the other side.
The Nobody faded away, one dark chunk of himself after another returning back to nothingness.
Shego was still saddened to see her old teammate fade away, but welcomed Grinch's outstretched hand to help her rise to her feet.
18 eventually caught the dragon by its tail, it attempted to engulf the android in flames, jus as it did with McDuck. Before the flames were released, 18 swung Malecifant as hard as she could at Chernabog.
The sharp scales and claws inpaled into the demon's rock-like skin.
Chernabog looked annoyed, ultimately giving up on the assault. He snapped his giant fingers, and all of the former members of the SKWD disappeared with him.
Leaving only Malecefant reverting back to her fairy form, in a crumbled heap.
If you lost count, Scrooge McDuck, Erika, and Rick Sanchez were all dead.
~~~
With the other half of the team, to start things off the Shocker was dead too. Like, almost immediately. That's usually what happens when a Man-Bat takes a bite out of your neck. Then the flew off, and didn't come back.
That happened with all of Cortex's commandos. The effects of his new mind warping device seemed to fade, with most of his dudes running away after Shocker bled out.
"[But his daughter tho]!" Kuma grabbed his face in shock. Remember, everything he says comes out as bear grunts.
Very quickly, it was Blackfire, Goldar, Kuma, and Kool-Aid Man standing across from Waluigi and Cortex.
Wal looked at the people standing across from him, and looked at his tennis racket, threw it down and ran toward them with open arms, "Goldy!" He hugged the Power Ranger Villain's leg.
Goldar rolled his eyes. Kuma giggled.
Blackfire did not laugh. She did feel sympathy for the Shocker's kidnapped daughter. She knew what it was like to be permanently separated from your parents.
Cortex took a step back as Goldar shook Waluigi off his leg.
"This is ridiculous!" he yelled at them, "why did you have to come and ruin this?"
"Ruin?" Blackfire sneered, "we jus came to meet up with you, you're the one who attacked us."
"No!" he motioned to the dead body, "you caused this, I'll lose all of this with this dead oaf laying here, with the news choppers watching!"
It was true. The Gotham City News Network did have a chopper on scene for the battle outside Arkham. Cortex couldn't show his face in this town again.
"I hate being entangled in this infernal SKWD. I almost ruled the world, until you people ruined my plans in New Orleans. When I had finally shed myself of the bandicoot, I thought I was free. Until your little team swooped in and spoiled everything. I can't believe I allowed myself to become entangled with you again. I wash my hands of you, of all of this. You can all kiss my bright white ass."
A jetpack popped out of his back, ripping his lab coat, and the little man zoomed off. The air generated by this, blew the hair back of all the SKWD gathered there.
~~~
"You killed my grandpa you son of a bitch!" Killer Croc and the Grinch were both having trouble holding back Morty as he lunged and clawed toward Rick Uncle Pennybags. Croc developed a headache between the scrappy boy and his attempt to hold back tears.
Pennybags stood mere inches away from Morty's radius of attack, arms crossed, "That is not true," he said sternly, "it was the demon."
"If you weren't throwing houses like a madman Rick would still be alive!"
Ace Trainer Alyssa let her tears flow freely. She clutched her Pokeballs to her chest. Erika told her with her dying breath to take care of her Pokémon. She promised herself that she would let them down.
18 and Shego stood awkwardly next to Scrooge's body.
"I didn't...know him very well..." 18 said.
"He was never very helpful in fights...but he had our back..." Shego also trailed off.
"He died heroically," 18 said.
"Yeah..." Shego answered.
"I think he viewed me as his mortal enemy," 18 said awkwardly, "always bringing up that I stole from him or something. I wasn't in control of my body when that happened."
"And now he'll never know that," she said coldly and turned to the commotion behind her.
"Listen here," she clapped loudly, diverting all attention to her, "the last thing we need to do is fight each other. We're all in the same boat."
"She's right," 18 walked up behind her, "we need to reorganize."
Morty brushed himself off, "That guy standing in front of me caused Rick to die. I don't care how he talks his way around it, if he wasn't being a CARELESS ASSHOLE then Rick would still be here."
"I caution you to speak to me in that way, boy," Pennybags warned.
"You goddamn bastard!" now Grinch, Croc, and Alyssa had to restrain him.
"Enough!" Shego bellowed, causing everyone to stop again, "Amanda Waller is the problem here, without her meddling in our lives, none of this would be happening. Take this anger, and aim it at the true badguy here."
With that statement, the dispute fizzled out.
Pennybags, who had been collected the whole time, turned to Alyssa, "With Erika's untimely passing, you're the next logical choice for my Number 2," he looked at the Pokeballs that Erika gave her, "seems like Erika thought so as well.
Alyssa wiped the stream of tears from her face. And nodded, trying to look confident.
"So..." the Grinch spoke for the first time in a while, "what's the next move?"
"Rick used his technology to bring us here," 18 suggested, "I was thinking we could use it to find the others, collect our full forces before we find Waller."
"How do we use mad scientist stuff, without the mad scientist?" Croc asked.
"I can do it," Morty bent down next to his grandpa, began picking devices off his person and pocketing them, until he found the teleportation gun, "I spent a whole summer learning this stuff, I can-I can work it."
~~~
"Seriously," Goldar's face was turning red, "get him off my leg."
Waluigi was clinging on for dear life. "Please-a! Don't-a kick muh ass!"
"We're not going to hurt you," Blackfire was pulling on him from under his armpits, "we're on the same side!" He didn't budge.
"[We need to plot a course of action]," Kuma started, "[our comrade the Shocker has tragically passed, all in the name of the pursuit of Waller, and we gained a small man in his place. Now we need to decide how to proceed from here.]"
Blackfire, Waluigi, and Goldar all simultaneously blinked twice at him.
"Oh yeah!" Kool-aid Man threw his fist in the air. Weirdly, K.A.M. was the only one who understood the bear.
And, as you may have guessed, a swirling green portal appeared in front of them, with some familiar figures stepping out onto the grounds of Arkham Aslylum.
In this order, Shego, Killer Croc, Pennybags, Alyssa, the Grinch, Android 18, and Morty appeared before them.
Upon the two groups meeting, two things happened at the same time. Shego laid eyes on Goldar, and Waluigi saw Android 18. They both immediately ran toward their loves.
Goldar was so relieved that the Plummer had let him go, he allowed Shego to throw her arms around his neck.
"I thought I'd never see you again," she tried not to tear up. Goldar blushed.
Conversely, when Wal entered 18's personal space, she backed handed him before he could touch her. He fell into a nearby bush.
While Shego hugged him, Goldar and Croc made awkward eye contact. There was still much malice between them, but ultimately they wanted the same person dead. So they understood they'd play nice. For now.
"So this is who is left?" 18 inspected the other crew, seeing a bear and a giant pitcher, "so this is what we've been reduced to."
"Hey," Blackfire was getting heated, "you don't know what we've been through."
Both sides have a quick summery of where they've been, who had died, filling in the gaps the others lacked in this story.
"The duck is dead?" Blackfire's heart became depressed. Without Scrooge, she didn't know how to get home.
"Enough if the pleasantries," Pennybags clacked his cane on the sidewalk, "let's get moving."
"I hate to break it to you, but you're not going anywhere," a new voice said.
The SKWD turned. Batman was standing there.
"OH SHIT!" Croc took a step back in utter surprise, "THE BAT!"
"You seem to have your wits about you, Waylon," the Dark Knight complemented him, "maybe this time you can go to Blackgate and not Arkham."
The no one in the SKWD knew how to explain what was happening, all Batman saw were a collection of super villains standing in his back yard.
Goldar, after a second of silence, got cocky and spoke up, "You better let us go, you're severly outnumbered."
"That is not true," Batman smirked, and then things got worse.
An assortment of the Bat Family appeared, seemingly out of nowhere.
SEASON 2 FINALE FEATURING THE GODDAMN BATMAN!
The characters representing SKWD are:
Morty Smith in a Mech Suit and Rick's technological weapon: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4586/rick-morty
The Grinch with his cartoonish strength: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/940/grinch
Andoid 18, the badass Dragonball babe: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/282/android-18
Kuma, the kung-fu fighting bear: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/890/kuma-ii
Wauigi: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4828/waluigi
Shego: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/454/shego
Killer Croc: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/502/killer-croc
Rich Uncle Pennybags, the Monopoly Man: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5348/rich-uncle-pennybags
Ace Trainer Alyssa, and her Turtwig, Gloom, Jumpluff, Tangrowth, and Victreebell: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/806/prototype-profile
The Kool Aid Man: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5027/kool-aid-man
Blackfire: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5025/blackfire
Goldar: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1396/goldar
vs!
Batman: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/33/batman
Catwoman: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/377/catwoman
Robin, Tim Drake: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/86/tim-drake-robin-red
Orphan: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1554/cassandra-cain-batgirl-black-bat
Spoiler: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/511/stephanie-brown-spoiler-robin-batgirl
Clayface: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5408/clayface
Batwoman: electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/806/prototype-profile
