SKWD Part 13: Legion

(I had been toying with the idea of running two separate stories in this arc together ever since I split up the group at the beginning of Season 2.  Since there was a gap in between Parts 11 and 12, here's the next one. Hope you enjoy it and stuff.)

The Story so far!

Pre-SKWD Matches: 

The Grinch vs Jason X - 


Android 18 vs Scrooge McDuck - 


Waluigi vs Killer Croc - 

SKWD Season 1: 

SKWD 1: The New Team - 


SKWD 2: The D-List - 

SKWD 3: No One Exists on Purpose 


SKWD 4: Sui -


SKWD 5: 18 Wakes Up - 


SKWD 6: Jump City Streets - 


SKWD 7: The Worst Dinoco Bathroom 


SKWD 8: SKWD vs. Anti-SKWD - 


SKWD Season 2:

SKWD 9: Every Who Down in Whoville - 

SKWD 10: Symbiote Possessed Composite Superman 


SKWD 11: The Nuthouse 


SKWD 12: Sweet Life

and now: 

SKWD Part 13: Legion



Blackfire and Red X rolled down the expressway in their recently stolen, charcoal gray Honda Civic. The pair were currently driving away from their problems, fearing that the use of flight or teleportation would draw the eye of Amanda Waller.



The man that they stole this vehicle from had a very fat face. Blackfire made sure to point out this fact during the robbery, calling him "a hamster". Red X did not speak during this grand theft auto, he was still really pissed about how everything went down at the pier.



They felt like slow and lethargic snails while rolling down the lonely interstate, with lines green grass to each side of them.



In the backseat, there was a person breathing heavily. With every deep, raspy breath, Blackfire winced.



Goldar was laid down on his stomach, flat across the seat. They couldn't put him on his back or it would aggravate his injury.



Red X refused to look at him. And tried not to think about him. Everytime he did, he thought of the look on the sky warrior's face the second he had his wings ripped off.



Back at the pier, Goldar had been in the most gruesome encounter he'd had with Killer Croc.



The two were hacked to pieces when Waller's legion fell from the sky.



Goldar looked like he was drowning in his own shit, while completely eclipsed by the shadows of the people coming to beat him up. Unholy rain.



And for some reason, one villain in particular went straight for him.



Marcelene the Vampire Queen.



In Goldar's torn-up condition, the undead babe had no problem toying, and roughing up her prey.



The worst part was, she was relentlessly flirting with him. Every time she swung at her, she'd ask him a question.



"What's wrong, dude? Do you not have the endurance to play with me?"



Goldar was capable of talking smack as well, but not in this situation.



Blackfire saw this happen, but was too engaged in her struggle with Zombie Spider-Man to help at all. Eventually, Goldar fell to a knee, out of breath.



Marcelene smacked the side of his head and floated around to the back of him.



"Pretty, pretty bird," she gripped the top of one wing, and then the other, "I really don't want to be doing this, but Waller really wanted to drive home this whole 'to kill a mockingbird'-jazz."



And the bitch did it.



First the left was yanked off his shoulder blade, then the right. The scream became imprinted into the mind of everyone in earshot.



Goldar was left to suffer on the ground, while Marcelne floated elsewhere to the battlefield.



Blackfire and Red X made sure to fight in close proximity, and after vanquishing the last foe in front of him, both made eye contact and looked at Goldar's limp body.



Needless to say, they scooped him up
and escaped before things got really crazy.



This was not the altruistic act it seemed to be. The pair were visitors in this strange universes, the reason they scooped up Goldstar twascause they saw Shego and Scrooge leave the fight together and Scrooge was, in essence, their ride.



They had been told in briefings before their big fight, that the stunning assassin had a palpable affection for the Golden One, who was oblivious to that fact.



If they could save his life, they could meet back up with them, and get the hell out of this reality.



Blackfire arbitrarily rolled the passenger side window up and down, "I can't wait until we can find that greedy bastard and get back to where we belong."



Red X had an inner panic attack, he did his best to ignore it. As much as he wanted to get home, he did not want to sacrifice his alone time with her.



She stopped fidgeting with the window and took her feet off the dash board. "I hate that we have to rely on the duck man. And not to mention he owes us money."



"We're never getting that money, babe." He tried to say cooly.



"Don't call me babe, I have a rudimentary understanding of this language and even I know that's condensing"



Red X chuckled, "you mean 'condescending'".



"Shut up." She attempted to lightly push his shoulder, but being of great strength, her playful push pushed caused his to jerk the wheel.



He quickly course-corrected, but the moment scared them both.



Goldar groaned from the commotion.



~~~



They stopped at a shitty 24 hour motel in the middle of the desert. Blackfire was able to charm her way to getting a free night from the pimple faced cashier. She really could be quite pleasant when she wasn't being nasty.



A look of great strain tightened under Red X's mask, as he tried to drag Goldar out of the back seat. It would have made more sense for X to go and pay for the room,  the Tameranian would have less trouble picking Goldar up with her monumentous strength.



"No really," Blackfire insisted, "I'll get him."



"No." he said, "You're dressed more like a normal person, or do you really want the guy with a skull mask and cape to go in and pay?"



He refused to take off his mask. One of his most valuable assets as a villain, is that no one knew who he really was. Red X remembered an old bible story that he used to hear when his mom dragged him to church. That Jesus guy encountered a demon one day on his travels. And not even the Son of God himself could touch that demon until he knew its name. Legion.



With much effort exerted, Red X finally got Rita's former general to the door right as Blackfire skipped to the door with the key.



~~~



The two got as much ice out of the ice machine and filled the tub with its cubes. They plopped their guest in after.



"Are we doing this right?" Blackfire asked, biting her lower lip.



"Do I look like a doctor?" Red X answered.



The two left him on his own and stood I between the two twin sized beds.



"I can't wait to get out of these cloths," he said, not thinking of the implication.



Blackfire blushed. She wanted to take off her obnoxiously tall boots as well.



X then realized what he had said and froze.



The two made eye contact and didn't break it for a long time. Then there was a moment.



The moment was odd, somewhat indescribable. They were two teens, in a room. With no supervision unless you included the half dead guy in the bathroom. There was an odd flow of energy that breezed through both of them.



The moment was a gift to Red X. He thought this was the time, after all the hard work to get here, after all the fighting, he was going to have his moment with her.



She was just embarrassed. Which was odd, she usually felt no shame. In anything.



He tried to sound as slick as possible, "If you want to change, I promise not to loo-"



She slapped him and he flew across the room, "Who do you think you are? You think I'm going to take my top off while you're turned around and sneak a peek because I'm letting you? This isn't one of your earth films! You can just do that!"



X tried to get off the disgusting carpet. His arms wobbled under him as he tried to push himself up.



She regretted hitting him so hard, "This is my room and I want you to leave."



Red X rubbed his right cheek and felt the blood in his hand. The thief wanted to get mad, he wanted to yell at her, but was so utterly crestfallen that he just slipped out of the room.



~~~



He sat on top of a nearby mesa and shed one manly tear under his mask. The elevated area overlooked the shit motel.



He envisioned this night going much differently.



Behind him, he heard the light strumming of a guitar. "What's hit your mellow so hard, dude?"



He jumped up and got in a defensive position, an utterly pale woman lazily floated toward him, playing a giant red axe with strings.



X felt stupid, he was supposed to be hiding, but the overwhelming emotion he was experiencing took his mind off the goal.



He pressed a button in his belt and teleported away from the woman. He appeared a great distance away from the Mesa, but when he landed, she was still behind him.



"No need to run away," she was practically napping as she drifted, "we can, like, chill for a second before I drain all the red out of your mushy body. I'm Marcellene, B-T-W. Marcellene the Vampire Queen."



"Did Waller send you?" he was taking short breaths.



"Yeah I guess so, I mean I am mostly evil and junk, and as you may know, she's the devil so..."



Over in the motel room, Blackfire was muttering to herself, "who does that clorbag think he is? He jus sits around like," here she poorly imitated his voice, " 'hey are you changing? Can I watch you?' What a nerf herader! He jus sits around like, 'oh yeah can I-"



She was interrupted by a booming voice and a crash through the wall, "OH YEAH!" A big pitcher of red fruit punch with a face stood on the rubble.



Blackfire's eye twitched, "Is there some reference I'm missing here or-"



She was interrupted again, "OH NO!" The Kool Aid Man swung his large forearm at her.



Red X then appeared in the room, via teleportation. The two Teen Titan antagonists stood back to back as their enemy inched closer to them.



And before either could say, "Could this get any worse?" It got worse. Even though there was a big hole in the wall, the front door opened and the third of Waller's agents entered the room. The Wii Fit Trainer, followed by the Vampire Queen.



"Its that bitch!" Blackfire screamed, recognizing the woman who broke Goldar. Her intense anger came from the idea of someone taking her ability to fly away. It was a fate worse than death.



At this point another body entered the room. From the bathroom.



Goldar stood in the doorway, one arm on the frame. He cracked his neck. "Who the hell left me in the bathtub?" His outrage drained from him when he saw the Vampire Queen floating in the room.
He felt a cold determination.



"Oh? You're still alive? That's completely bonkers, man!" She seemed genuinely happy at that fact. "The devil will be pleased."



"Oh yeah!" the Kool Aid man chimed in, punching his fist against his opposing hand.



"How surprising," Marcy floated back behind her minions, "I got, like, put on charge of this task force to find you peons. I didn't know tall, dark, and flightless was here too. This is dope." 

"You should have brought more guys," Red X feigned confidence. 

"Oh I did," she deviously smiled. At that, a bear wearing a red bandanna around his neck came dancing into the room through the hole the Kool-aid man had made. A pale man with crazy hair and holding two straight razors followed him, along the gawddamn Shocker. A stream of water slithered out of the bathroom simultaneously, which then turned into The Black Puddle Queen.

"You had to open your stupid mouth," Goldar sighed.   

~~~

Red X - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1381/red

Blackfire - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5025/blackfire

Goldar - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1396/goldar

vs.

Marcelene Vampire Queen - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1655/marceline-vampire-queen

Black Puddle Queen - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4841/queen-black-puddle

Shocker - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2376/shocker

Sweeney Todd - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1427/sweeney-todd

Kuma II - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/890/kuma-ii

Wii Fit Trainer - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/140/wii-fit-trainer

Kool-Aid Man - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5027/kool-aid-man