Post by ConfessionFPT on Jul 29, 2016 17:09:13 GMT
Previous Installments:
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4826/grinch-jason-voorhees-skwd1
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4827/android-18-scrooge-mcduck-skwd2
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4829/walugi-killer-croc-skwd3
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4840/skwd-new-team
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4860/skwd-2-list
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4913/skwd-3-exists-on-purpose
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4977/skwd-4-sui
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5005/skwd-5-18-wakes
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5026/skwd-6-jump-city-streets
SKWD: Part Seven
Killer Croc and Scrooge McDuck both laid on the wet concrete, in a roughed-up heap.
Blackfire and Red X took their final steps toward their opponents.
Croc breathed heavily, practically panting, "Wah...wait!"
"Sorry, babe," Blackfire shrugged, with purple energy gathering in her eyes, "I want your space vassal!"
"It's not a...spaceship," Croc pleaded, "it travels through dimensions."
"Likely story," Red X popped his knuckles.
"Stop..." Scrooge tried to pitch in.
"Why would we stop now?" Blackfire brought her hand back to deal the final blow.
"We have money!" Croc yelled in desperation.
The two titans villains looked at each other, and said in unison, "How much money we talkin'?"
~~
"WHY'D YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM ABOUT ME MONEY?" Scrooge hit Croc repeatedly over the head with his cane.
"They were going to KILL us," Croc defended himself.
Blackfire spun around in one the swivel chairs of the ship. Her eyes were sparkling, "Tell me, do you have Centari Moon Diamonds in your safe?"
"How do she know about those?" Scrooge Muttered.
Red X leaned against the wall of the ship, trying to look as cool as possible.
The fight had ended in their favor, they worked admirably as team, and he had never spent this much time with her. Not bad for a first date, he thought.
The agreement was thus: Blackfire and Red X would get a generous cut of the loot stolen by Android 18 and the "spaceship", if they agreed not to kill their opponents and help them defeat the SKWD.
"Getting revenge on that blond bitch is almost worth losing some gold coins," Scrooge muttered to himself. "Me Anti-SKWD Squad is coming along nicely."
"Speaking of anti-skwd," Croc said cautiously, "I think..I think I know a guy who'll want in."
~~~
"URP-THEY, THEY F***-ING DID IT! THEY KILLED YA, THEY KILLED YA MORTY!" Rick Sanchez was on his knees screaming at the situation he was in, "THOSE BASTARDS! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MORTYS I'VE EVER HAD!"
The rest of the SKWD gave the old man a moment to mourn for the loss of his grandson. As strange as the occurrence was to witness. It was like the mad scientist was saying the things he wanted to cry, but yelling them instead.
Goldar stood proud, even though this was a team effort, he was acting as though he had killed the humunculi himself. Shego stood not far from him, attempting to inch closer to him. Everytime she did, he shuffled away slightly.
Walugi had his hands on his knees, panting frantically. How was he not dead yet? He looked over at the flamethrower laying in the rubble of Belle Reeve. It had no owner. Dingodile had to go and get himself eaten by Gluttony. But there was no one here to mourn for him. He was like Josh from 30Rock, no one even remembered he had been there.
Android 18 had enough of the pity party, "Shut up, old man, and everybody listen to me." The group all went silent and looked upon her. She was the least battle damaged out of all of them. Not even a scratch. "Amanda Waller is going to pay for what she's done to me, for what she's done to all of us. She has violated us in the most personal way imaginable. Taking away our freedom, our ability to make our own choices. Ripping us away from our families. I'm tired of this shit. Before I go home, I want to know that my family is safe from her. I want to nail every bastard who had a hand in this. You can help me if you want to, but even if you all p***y out, I'm still going for her."
Waluigi, I will remind you, wanted to bang 18 really bad. Overjoyed that their time together could be extended, and ignoring everything she said about having a family, and jumped over to her side.
Shego and Xigbar looked to Goldar for an answer. The three had been doing this together for a long time, they had no love for the android or the purple plummer, but the thirst for revenge against Waller trumped all.
Goldar nodded.
"Yeah that bitch is going to pay for what she did to Morty," Rick said, "Whoever she is. Hey-hey wait- didn't I overhear that she placed bombs in your head or something?"
"Yessir," Xigbar pointed to his skull, "little bots in our noggins."
"Urp-ok," he took out a device that looked like a Star Fleet issued tricorter, "let's see if we we can deactivate these little shitheads."
"You really think you're good enough to do that?" Shego rolled her eyes.
"I'm Rick-goddman-Sanchez." he grabbed her by the hair pulled her head close to device and pressed a button before she could struggle, "done."
The group looked at him in shock.
Rick twirled his device, "Well-urp-whose next?"
~~~
Amanda Waller kept pressing the button over, and over again. No matter how many times she pressed it, there was no boom. The bombs weren't working. She had nearly a dozen rouge elements on her chess board and she hated that feeling.
Her phone began to ring.
She picked it up, knowing full-well who it was, and curtly began speaking before he could say anything, "We need to meet."
"Two of my siblings are dead, Amanda," King Bradley, "I am not pleased."
"You know the risk when you lend assets."
"They were family."
"If you have a problem, you can tell me in person. Summon the others."
~~~
N. Sanity. Island. A beautiful tropical place. The only blemish on the otherwise beautiful landscape was the shell of Dr. Neo Cortex's fortress. In a dark corner of the dark place, sat it's master. Cortex was slumped over in a chair with, his fist under his chin. The shadows were creeping up his face, creating an ominous caricature of the mad scientist.
This was the scene that Scrooge and his gang came upon after searching the castle for him.
They found him in the corner of a lab filled with broken beakers and shattered glass everywhere. An oddly shaped figure was hunched over, its face submerged in his lap.
"Well, well, well," he began to chuckle, "if it isn't the SKWD. Was taking Dingodile not enough for you? Are you here for Perry? Well too bad!" he launched himself up and threw the corpse in his lap to the ground, "HE'S DEAD! HE'S FAILED ME JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER IMBECILE I've ever created."
Killer Croc tried to talk quietly, as not to anger him, "I know we ain't got no love between us, we almost killed each other in New Orleans. But you have to listen to me, we're not the SKWD."
"More like the Anti-SKWD-Squad!" Scrooge chimed in.
"Shut up," Croc hissed.
"You guys are worse than that infernal Bandicoot! Get out of my lair!"
"We're going after those guys, Goldar, the Android, the mustache guy, that's why we're here. Thought you'd like a chance to hit 'em back."
"A proposal of revenge?" Dr. Crotex pondered, tapping his raygun against his massive temple, "A large part of me want to believe you and the duck but I just don't know."
Croc looked at Scrooge. Scrooge caught the glance and knew what it meant, "DON'T YOU DA-"
"We have money!" Croc blurted out.
~~~
Crotex took a bright white cloth and shined his weapon. The crew on the ship was becoming eclectic. Two anthropomorphic beings, an evil scientist, and two teen troublemakers. The awkward feeling was palpable.
Cortex broke his silence with a small chuckle, "I wonder which one I'll obliterate first. The pesky plumber sure, he'd be a fine choice. But then again the gold plated one was also pesky. So many pests."
Red X whispered to Blackfire, "What a freak."
Blackfire giggled, and Crotex leered at him, "Freak? I'll have you know that I at one time possessed the power of Zuul, I was top of my class at Madame Amberley's Academy of Evil, and I am a man not to be trifled with!"
"Calm down, Peter Dinklage."
"I will not be calm, you miserable termite! Face my wrath!"
I'm sorry to say that this fight isn't Dr. Neo Cortex vs Red X, even though that would have been awesome.
The two attempted to scuffle before being broken up by Croc.
No, this fight later happens in a gas station parking lot.
~~~
Gyro Geargoose was a very talented inventor, but he still had the dimension hopping machine running on diesel fuel.
Scrooge licked his beak and tried focusing on the logo of the establishment they were utilizing. Dinoco.
Inside, Killer Croc threw some change on the counter to pay for his Slurpee. Blackfire was looking at her hair in the woman's restroom and Red X was looking at the chips. Cortex is still on the ship.
It was the middle of the night, it was kind of serene. That peacful image changed when a red sports car swerved into the parking lot, screeching to a halt by to the pump next to Scrooge. The vehicle was blaring a very offensive rap song and a crew of boisterous characters hopped out of it.
To be frank, the car had a face, and it's mouth was defiantly holding a joint. Scrooge thought he was getting a contact high when a purple lizard, a girl with impossibly big red hair, a handy man, and an action figure pop out of the car.
The little spaceman toy, who was wearing an Obey hat and had a flashing pacifier necklace, was in the middle of telling a story to his friends, "And then! I took her to infinity and beyond!"
The entire crew laughed. As they passed by Scrooge, they overwhelmingly smelled of BO and alcohol breath.
They approached the door as Croc was leaving. Croc had already opened the door and was going to allow them to go through. The purple one bumped the door causing Croc to spill his slushee. The two made eye contact, but the crew kept walking.
"Hey!" Croc hollered after them, "Apologize."
They all stopped, mid-step, laughing among themselves.
"Whats so funny?" Croc asked, clearly pissed.
"Why should I apologize," he said, "because you're not smart enough to not spill your 87 cent slurplee?" His friend laughed like what he had said was the most well crafted joke in the world.
At this moment Blackfire exited the bathroom, "That is the most disgusting bathoom I've ever been in. And I've been to the slime pits of Gran-4."
The pale red-head in the entourage was laughing so hard that she became sick. She immediately turned to go to the lady's room, but the Tamerainian was in her path. Not being able to hold it any longer, she threw up on Blackfire's boots.
"You clorbag varblernelk!" her face turned red like a matador's sheet, "Do you know how many Schlurch security guards I had to cripple to steal these shoes?"
"I'm sorry," she said dizzily, "I tried to change me fate....but I couldn't reach the lou."
Blackfire screamed something in Tamerainian at her. Killer Croc grabbed the lizards shoulder and turned him around, "We weren't done talkin' buddy."
The guy immediately turned invisible, confusing Croc. He then got punched in the face.
Red X saw the writing on the wall and knew a scuffle was about to break out. He snuck up on the little guy with the hammer, "You're not even Pixar." His name tag said "Felix".
"We hang out sometimes!" He pulled his hammer back for a swing.
~~~
Sorry it was long, a lot needed to happen. So everyone in both parties get involved in the fight, eventually. The CGI guys won't be acting drunk or high during the fight. They immediately sober up and fight at their full potential. All have the equipment and powers they usually have. It's been a few days so Croc and Scrooge are healed from being beaten up at the beginning of the story. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoy it.
Killer Croc - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/502/killer-croc
Scrooge McDuck - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/441/scrooge-mcduck
Dr. Neo Cortex - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4846/dr-neo-cortex
Red X - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1381/red
and Blackfire - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5025/blackfire
vs.
Lightning McQueen - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/3973/lightning-mcqueen
Randall Boggs - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/766/randall-boggs
Buzz Lightyear - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/817/buzz-lightyear
Princess Merida - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2623/princess-merida
Fix-It Felix - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2648/fix-felix-jr
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4826/grinch-jason-voorhees-skwd1
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4827/android-18-scrooge-mcduck-skwd2
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4829/walugi-killer-croc-skwd3
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4840/skwd-new-team
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4860/skwd-2-list
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4913/skwd-3-exists-on-purpose
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4977/skwd-4-sui
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5005/skwd-5-18-wakes
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5026/skwd-6-jump-city-streets
SKWD: Part Seven
Killer Croc and Scrooge McDuck both laid on the wet concrete, in a roughed-up heap.
Blackfire and Red X took their final steps toward their opponents.
Croc breathed heavily, practically panting, "Wah...wait!"
"Sorry, babe," Blackfire shrugged, with purple energy gathering in her eyes, "I want your space vassal!"
"It's not a...spaceship," Croc pleaded, "it travels through dimensions."
"Likely story," Red X popped his knuckles.
"Stop..." Scrooge tried to pitch in.
"Why would we stop now?" Blackfire brought her hand back to deal the final blow.
"We have money!" Croc yelled in desperation.
The two titans villains looked at each other, and said in unison, "How much money we talkin'?"
~~
"WHY'D YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM ABOUT ME MONEY?" Scrooge hit Croc repeatedly over the head with his cane.
"They were going to KILL us," Croc defended himself.
Blackfire spun around in one the swivel chairs of the ship. Her eyes were sparkling, "Tell me, do you have Centari Moon Diamonds in your safe?"
"How do she know about those?" Scrooge Muttered.
Red X leaned against the wall of the ship, trying to look as cool as possible.
The fight had ended in their favor, they worked admirably as team, and he had never spent this much time with her. Not bad for a first date, he thought.
The agreement was thus: Blackfire and Red X would get a generous cut of the loot stolen by Android 18 and the "spaceship", if they agreed not to kill their opponents and help them defeat the SKWD.
"Getting revenge on that blond bitch is almost worth losing some gold coins," Scrooge muttered to himself. "Me Anti-SKWD Squad is coming along nicely."
"Speaking of anti-skwd," Croc said cautiously, "I think..I think I know a guy who'll want in."
~~~
"URP-THEY, THEY F***-ING DID IT! THEY KILLED YA, THEY KILLED YA MORTY!" Rick Sanchez was on his knees screaming at the situation he was in, "THOSE BASTARDS! THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST MORTYS I'VE EVER HAD!"
The rest of the SKWD gave the old man a moment to mourn for the loss of his grandson. As strange as the occurrence was to witness. It was like the mad scientist was saying the things he wanted to cry, but yelling them instead.
Goldar stood proud, even though this was a team effort, he was acting as though he had killed the humunculi himself. Shego stood not far from him, attempting to inch closer to him. Everytime she did, he shuffled away slightly.
Walugi had his hands on his knees, panting frantically. How was he not dead yet? He looked over at the flamethrower laying in the rubble of Belle Reeve. It had no owner. Dingodile had to go and get himself eaten by Gluttony. But there was no one here to mourn for him. He was like Josh from 30Rock, no one even remembered he had been there.
Android 18 had enough of the pity party, "Shut up, old man, and everybody listen to me." The group all went silent and looked upon her. She was the least battle damaged out of all of them. Not even a scratch. "Amanda Waller is going to pay for what she's done to me, for what she's done to all of us. She has violated us in the most personal way imaginable. Taking away our freedom, our ability to make our own choices. Ripping us away from our families. I'm tired of this shit. Before I go home, I want to know that my family is safe from her. I want to nail every bastard who had a hand in this. You can help me if you want to, but even if you all p***y out, I'm still going for her."
Waluigi, I will remind you, wanted to bang 18 really bad. Overjoyed that their time together could be extended, and ignoring everything she said about having a family, and jumped over to her side.
Shego and Xigbar looked to Goldar for an answer. The three had been doing this together for a long time, they had no love for the android or the purple plummer, but the thirst for revenge against Waller trumped all.
Goldar nodded.
"Yeah that bitch is going to pay for what she did to Morty," Rick said, "Whoever she is. Hey-hey wait- didn't I overhear that she placed bombs in your head or something?"
"Yessir," Xigbar pointed to his skull, "little bots in our noggins."
"Urp-ok," he took out a device that looked like a Star Fleet issued tricorter, "let's see if we we can deactivate these little shitheads."
"You really think you're good enough to do that?" Shego rolled her eyes.
"I'm Rick-goddman-Sanchez." he grabbed her by the hair pulled her head close to device and pressed a button before she could struggle, "done."
The group looked at him in shock.
Rick twirled his device, "Well-urp-whose next?"
~~~
Amanda Waller kept pressing the button over, and over again. No matter how many times she pressed it, there was no boom. The bombs weren't working. She had nearly a dozen rouge elements on her chess board and she hated that feeling.
Her phone began to ring.
She picked it up, knowing full-well who it was, and curtly began speaking before he could say anything, "We need to meet."
"Two of my siblings are dead, Amanda," King Bradley, "I am not pleased."
"You know the risk when you lend assets."
"They were family."
"If you have a problem, you can tell me in person. Summon the others."
~~~
N. Sanity. Island. A beautiful tropical place. The only blemish on the otherwise beautiful landscape was the shell of Dr. Neo Cortex's fortress. In a dark corner of the dark place, sat it's master. Cortex was slumped over in a chair with, his fist under his chin. The shadows were creeping up his face, creating an ominous caricature of the mad scientist.
This was the scene that Scrooge and his gang came upon after searching the castle for him.
They found him in the corner of a lab filled with broken beakers and shattered glass everywhere. An oddly shaped figure was hunched over, its face submerged in his lap.
"Well, well, well," he began to chuckle, "if it isn't the SKWD. Was taking Dingodile not enough for you? Are you here for Perry? Well too bad!" he launched himself up and threw the corpse in his lap to the ground, "HE'S DEAD! HE'S FAILED ME JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER IMBECILE I've ever created."
Killer Croc tried to talk quietly, as not to anger him, "I know we ain't got no love between us, we almost killed each other in New Orleans. But you have to listen to me, we're not the SKWD."
"More like the Anti-SKWD-Squad!" Scrooge chimed in.
"Shut up," Croc hissed.
"You guys are worse than that infernal Bandicoot! Get out of my lair!"
"We're going after those guys, Goldar, the Android, the mustache guy, that's why we're here. Thought you'd like a chance to hit 'em back."
"A proposal of revenge?" Dr. Crotex pondered, tapping his raygun against his massive temple, "A large part of me want to believe you and the duck but I just don't know."
Croc looked at Scrooge. Scrooge caught the glance and knew what it meant, "DON'T YOU DA-"
"We have money!" Croc blurted out.
~~~
Crotex took a bright white cloth and shined his weapon. The crew on the ship was becoming eclectic. Two anthropomorphic beings, an evil scientist, and two teen troublemakers. The awkward feeling was palpable.
Cortex broke his silence with a small chuckle, "I wonder which one I'll obliterate first. The pesky plumber sure, he'd be a fine choice. But then again the gold plated one was also pesky. So many pests."
Red X whispered to Blackfire, "What a freak."
Blackfire giggled, and Crotex leered at him, "Freak? I'll have you know that I at one time possessed the power of Zuul, I was top of my class at Madame Amberley's Academy of Evil, and I am a man not to be trifled with!"
"Calm down, Peter Dinklage."
"I will not be calm, you miserable termite! Face my wrath!"
I'm sorry to say that this fight isn't Dr. Neo Cortex vs Red X, even though that would have been awesome.
The two attempted to scuffle before being broken up by Croc.
No, this fight later happens in a gas station parking lot.
~~~
Gyro Geargoose was a very talented inventor, but he still had the dimension hopping machine running on diesel fuel.
Scrooge licked his beak and tried focusing on the logo of the establishment they were utilizing. Dinoco.
Inside, Killer Croc threw some change on the counter to pay for his Slurpee. Blackfire was looking at her hair in the woman's restroom and Red X was looking at the chips. Cortex is still on the ship.
It was the middle of the night, it was kind of serene. That peacful image changed when a red sports car swerved into the parking lot, screeching to a halt by to the pump next to Scrooge. The vehicle was blaring a very offensive rap song and a crew of boisterous characters hopped out of it.
To be frank, the car had a face, and it's mouth was defiantly holding a joint. Scrooge thought he was getting a contact high when a purple lizard, a girl with impossibly big red hair, a handy man, and an action figure pop out of the car.
The little spaceman toy, who was wearing an Obey hat and had a flashing pacifier necklace, was in the middle of telling a story to his friends, "And then! I took her to infinity and beyond!"
The entire crew laughed. As they passed by Scrooge, they overwhelmingly smelled of BO and alcohol breath.
They approached the door as Croc was leaving. Croc had already opened the door and was going to allow them to go through. The purple one bumped the door causing Croc to spill his slushee. The two made eye contact, but the crew kept walking.
"Hey!" Croc hollered after them, "Apologize."
They all stopped, mid-step, laughing among themselves.
"Whats so funny?" Croc asked, clearly pissed.
"Why should I apologize," he said, "because you're not smart enough to not spill your 87 cent slurplee?" His friend laughed like what he had said was the most well crafted joke in the world.
At this moment Blackfire exited the bathroom, "That is the most disgusting bathoom I've ever been in. And I've been to the slime pits of Gran-4."
The pale red-head in the entourage was laughing so hard that she became sick. She immediately turned to go to the lady's room, but the Tamerainian was in her path. Not being able to hold it any longer, she threw up on Blackfire's boots.
"You clorbag varblernelk!" her face turned red like a matador's sheet, "Do you know how many Schlurch security guards I had to cripple to steal these shoes?"
"I'm sorry," she said dizzily, "I tried to change me fate....but I couldn't reach the lou."
Blackfire screamed something in Tamerainian at her. Killer Croc grabbed the lizards shoulder and turned him around, "We weren't done talkin' buddy."
The guy immediately turned invisible, confusing Croc. He then got punched in the face.
Red X saw the writing on the wall and knew a scuffle was about to break out. He snuck up on the little guy with the hammer, "You're not even Pixar." His name tag said "Felix".
"We hang out sometimes!" He pulled his hammer back for a swing.
~~~
Sorry it was long, a lot needed to happen. So everyone in both parties get involved in the fight, eventually. The CGI guys won't be acting drunk or high during the fight. They immediately sober up and fight at their full potential. All have the equipment and powers they usually have. It's been a few days so Croc and Scrooge are healed from being beaten up at the beginning of the story. Thanks for reading, hope you enjoy it.
Killer Croc - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/502/killer-croc
Scrooge McDuck - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/441/scrooge-mcduck
Dr. Neo Cortex - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4846/dr-neo-cortex
Red X - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1381/red
and Blackfire - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/5025/blackfire
vs.
Lightning McQueen - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/3973/lightning-mcqueen
Randall Boggs - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/766/randall-boggs
Buzz Lightyear - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/817/buzz-lightyear
Princess Merida - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2623/princess-merida
Fix-It Felix - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2648/fix-felix-jr
