Post by ConfessionFPT on Jul 4, 2016 0:50:51 GMT
SKWD PART 5 - 18 WAKES UP
Previous Installments:
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4826/grinch-jason-voorhees-skwd1
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4827/android-18-scrooge-mcduck-skwd2
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4829/walugi-killer-croc-skwd3
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4840/skwd-new-team
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4860/skwd-2-list
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4913/skwd-3-exists-on-purpose
electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4977/skwd-4-sui
Amanda Waller stood in the middle of her study, shaking with rage. She wanted to rip the 4k TV hanging on the wall off its mount and throw it out the stained glass window. She wanted to shatter the glass case that held several ancient African tribal masks and toss each one into the roaring fireplace.
You would not have been able to tell this by her composure. She looked. Calm. Collected.
She slowly picked up the telephone on the end table up, and dialed a number that she hated knowing.
Waller twirled the phone wire and listened. It rang three times, it always did. After the last tone ended the voice began immediately, "Well isn't it Dear Ole Mandy! How are we doing toda--"
"I don't want to hear it, Bradley, I'm having a slight issue."
~~~
Android 18 woke up on a metal slab. Her intense blue eyes cut through the darkness. Her memory was shaken. She remembered a duck and the smell of s'mores...and not much else...except that she was pissed.
She sensed a few power levels not so far from her. Nothing on her level, but higher than normal. She was going to get some answers.
~~~
"Don't make me come over here and stick my-urp-foot up your ass, gold chain!" One of the Ricks had to be restrained by the others.
"You're lucky that they're holding me back or you'd have a new sword--sticking out of your chest," Goldar was similarly being held away from the fight.
The New SKWD and the Council of Ricks had fought each other to a stand-still. Each side was apprehensive about re-engaging.
"Hold up a second," Shego tried to soothe him, "we need to regroup."
"One more, just one more, this one is asking for it."
"No-ah!" Waluigi was facing him and pushing on his chest with all of his might, "we-a stop now."
"I'd listen to 'em man." Xigbar was the only one of the crew not trying to restrain him, "these senior citizens are scrappy."
"Just--one--more--" Goldar struggled.
Then Android 18 burst through the wall. "One of you people," she began, "is going to tell me what the hell is going on."
"Holy Shit Morty!" The Ricks yelled in unison, "its that freaky anime robot chick!"
"She's a babe," all Morty's oodles at her.
Conversely, Goldar nearly turned white with fear. Dingodile positioned himself Goldy so not to be in her line of sight.
Waluigi, not shy about anything, didn't stop the hearts from appearing in his eyes and ran toward her. Arms extended. He was planning their wedding in his head when she bitched slapped him. You think a pimp's hand is strong? The backhand sent Waluigi into the nearest steel wall.
"If someone doesn't tell me where I am, I'm going to energy blast all of you into nothing."
"No!" Goldar yelled, "you can't! The bombs in your head!"
"What are you talking about?"
"It's true," Shego jumped in, "if you go off mode then your head goes boom."
18 processed what she was hearing. It sounded strangely familiar. That would explain why she hadn't flown home to her family yet.
"This is the droid that Rick B-62 died for?" One of the Ricks asked, "I could make a better robot in my sleep. I'm out of here."
Another Rick grabbed him by the shoulder, "you can't leave, too much Rick blood has been spilt."
"You can take your 'Rick' royalty and shove up your poophole, come-come on Morty."
With that, he took his portal gun and opened a green wormhole. All the Ricks and Mortys went in except the one pair.
"Cowards!" The one Rick yelled behind them.
Just incase you forgot whose all in the room:
Android 18
Waluigi
Goldar
Shego
Xigbar
Dingodile
And a Rick and a Morty.
Before their dialogue could continue, an inane laughter could be heard from behind them. They looked up at the railing, and saw a bald overweight man perched up there.
"What the 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 is that thing?" Rick asked.
"I'm...not sure..." Shego looked at the man man, dumbstruck. He had a continuous strain of drool inching its way down the rubble.
"Whatever he is," 18 took a step back, "he's tough. His power level is crazy."
"Hehehehehehehe you smell good," the fat man said, "I'm going to start with the purple one."
Waluigi jolted awake, not knowing what was going on.
"Sloth, get out here you lazy bum," the fat man said.
"Sloth?" Goldar asked when a hulking monster burst out from the ground.
"Do I have to?" It said slowly.
"We gots to eat the evidence, Sloth, let's get em!"
You get the picture, Gluttony jumps from his perch, Sloths comes charging from the other direction. They really didn't discuss it, but the SKWD and Rick kinda work together here, I guess? I don't know, when the Ricks tied the team it threw my storyline off its axis. But I kinda like it lets roll with this for a second.
SKWD -
Android 18 ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/282/android-18 )
Goldar ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1396/goldar )
Xigbar ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4833/xigbar )
Dingodile ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/664/dingodile )
Waluigi ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4828/waluigi )
Shego ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/454/shego )
Rick and Morty ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4586/rick-morty )
vs
Homunculi
Sloth ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4245/sloth-anime )
Gluttony ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/2211/gluttony )
