Post by ConfessionFPT on May 3, 2016 5:08:07 GMT
Waluigi ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4828/waluigi ) / Killer Croc ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/502/killer-croc ) / The Grinch ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/940/grinch ) vs Shego ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/454/shego ) / Goldar ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/1396/goldar ) / Xigbar ( electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4833/xigbar )
Previous installments:
SKWD1 - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4826/grinch-jason-voorhees-skwd1
SKWD2 - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4827/android-18-scrooge-mcduck-skwd2
SKWD3 - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/4829/walugi-killer-croc-skwd3
~~~
“So this love?”
“Whaa?”
The female voice repeated over the intercom, “So this is love?”
Waluigi rubbed the back of his head. He felt like he had gotten his ass kicked. His eyes fluttered open to reveal the dark and damp room. It was a cell. Comprised of gray bricks, barred windows, and a shitty mattress with no sheets. Walugi lifted his body off the cold floor, his arms shook under the stress of his own body weight. Unfortunately Walugi next thought was how badly he had to pee. That’s when he noticed the bucket in the corner.
~~~
The Grinch had been awake for a couple of hours in his own cell before Walugi gained consciousness. For the first hour Grinchy raged against the door to his cell. The sappy, romantic song from some shitty Disney movie played on loop in the establishment.
“So this is love…”
At one point Grinch screamed as loud as he could to drown out the dreadful song. Now his voice was nearly gone. He now sat slumped over in the opposite corner of his toilet bucket. He had defeated Jason Voorhees in the conference room coliseum. But immediately afterward the room filled with gas, knocking him out. He woke up here.
~~~
Killer Croc knew this place. “Oh no.”
“So this is love?” He knew this song.
Croc didn’t have a violent reaction to his recent incarceration like the first time he was here.
He knew it was futile.
The pool in this familiar cell was somehow dirtier than the sewer he was accustomed to, with unidentifiable worms gliding through the water.
If he would have known that his fight with the lanky plummer would have landed him here again, he would have never crossed the purple man.
“Welcome home, Croc-y,” a voice said just beyond the door.
Croc cowered behind the moldy mattress, “No. Not you.”
“You act like you’re not happy to see me,” Amanda Waller chuckled at her own joke.
“Please…” Croc began to plea.
“You know the deal, Waylon,” she said as she began to walk away, “your ass belongs to me.”
“So this is love…”
~~~
Android 18 landed in the work yard of Belle Reve Prison. Scrooge McDuck’s gold safe balanced on her back. Amanda Waller waddled into the bright sun to greet her. “Android 18,” she began with a smile on her face, “I’ll be damned.”
18 did not answer. She stared into the foreground coldly.
“You have no idea the time and resources I spent to get you here. Planting nanobot technology in your home. Developing the nanobots in the first place was a sonnofvabitch, but getting in your environment without you noticing was the worst.” She waited for an answer. “I know I shouldn’t expect a retort from you. The little parasites in your system have turned off all independent thoughts and traces of a personality. Now you work for me, I have the remote that controls you. I thought this little raid of yours would be the perfect first mission and make up for the cost of getting you here.”
18 stood there.
“I think we’re going to get along just fine.”
~~~
It was hard to tell how many people were locked in this prison. He’d attempt to look out of the small window to his door, but saw little. Waluigi did see many doors in the prison, but heard few voices. The insufferable cycle of the Cinderella sound track was a double edged
sword. It kept the place from being quiet, but also drove him to the edge of insanity.
While Walugi’s eyes and mustache were sticking out of the bars of the cell, Amanda Waller walked in, arms behind her back. She was followed by Android 18, trotting slowly behind her. Waluigi instantly fell in love with her.
“Doors,” with this simple command all the cell doors creaked and opened automatically. Wal, who was hanging by the bars of his veiwhole
and feet pushed against the door, rotated with the moving stone.
The Grinch, who was in the cell across from him leapt at Waller, “You damn bitch! I’m going to put you…”
“In a ditch?” Waller finished the rhyme as 18 stepped in between them and smacked Grinchy to the ground.
“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” Waller warned, “Come at me again and this android of mine will have to serve you a piece of humble pie.” Grinch clutched his jaw. “Or I could detonate the bombs in your skull.”
“Horseshit,” Grinch called her bluff.
Waluigi walked up behind him and shook his fist at her, “Yeah!”
“It’s true,” came a voice from behind them. It was Croc. Grinch was unimpressed with the hulking retile man. Waluigi peed a little. “She’s telling the truth. She’s the devil but she always tells the truth. We’re all bomb-ed.”
“Maybe they require a demonstration?” Waller suggested.
“No!” Croc grabbed his head, “No I’ll do whatever you say!”
“Not you, one of the program’s rejects.” Waller snapped her fingers and Jason X walked into the room. “For those of you that don’t know, my name is Amanda Waller. I’m the head of many government programs who fight the meta-human threat. Some of you are meta-humans, some of you are not. But you are all special. And I have brought you here because I think you can do some good. Don’t comply and you’ll end up like poor Jason here.” His head exploded as she finished her sentence.
The room went silent, until the Grinch had the courage to speak, “So that’d why you brought me in,” he scowled at her, “You want me to lead this team.”
“I want you to be ON the team,” she corrected, “Android 18 is here to lead. She is quite obedient. I’d taken the most likely candidates and pitted them against each other for sometime. The winners join me, the losers end up like Jason.”
“Then what is he doing here?” Croc pointed at Waluigi, “I killed his ass.”
“You and the plummer are a special case, you destroyed an entire city block in your brawl. I was impressed with both of you. He stays. Get along or you both go boom.”
Waluigi curled his mustache in Croc’s direction, “Ha-ha!”
“Right now you are the newest recruitments to this program,” Waller continued, “maybe it’s time you met the rest of…TASK FORCE X!”
~~~
The four new members walked with Waller compliantly to the other building. It was a moot point to struggle; they didn’t want to end up like Jason. 18 followed Waller closely, creating a barrier between her new master and the rest. Grinch followed behind her, looking for an opening to strike. Waluigi made sure to walk behind Croc, and staying arm’s length away from him.
The other building contained a cell block that was identical to the other one, but all the doors were open. “Come meet the new Kiddos,” Waller called out.
An assortment of random villains slithered out of their cells. Goldar, frequent enemy of the Power Rangers, appeared first with his arms cross, “Hey, who are the boneheads?”
Xigbar, of Oranization 13, stepped out next, “Great! New toys!”
Lastly came Shego, Dr. Draken’s former henchwoman. She said nothing but nodded her head in their direction.
“Where is everybody?” Croc asked not recognizing any of the people here.
“Why do you think recruitment was so dire?” Waller said scornfully, “last mission did not go well.”
“Yeah,” Xigbar laughed, “Everyone died.”
“They deserve it, they couldn’t hang with us real badguys,” Goldar interjected.
“Hey-a!” Walugi scoffed, “what-a impying?”
“I’m saying that some bad guys are actually bad, like us,” he motioned to the two next to him with his sword.
“I’d watch that mouth if I were you,” Croc put his face right next to Goldar’s.
“Easy hotshot,” Xigbar slightly shoved him away, “I don’t want to go boom any time soon.”
“Actually this may be just what we need,” Waller began to leave the room, 18 followed, “Let’s see if these newbies are up to snuff. You all settle your differences. If the new guys get killed, we need to reexamine the hiring process. If the vets don’t survive, then their useless anyway. Have fun kids.” The door shut behind her.
The six of them did not move. “Is his some kind of test?” Croc asked the others.
“Maybe she wants us to get rowdy so she can blow us all up.” Said Goldar.
“Then why go through the trouble of bringing us here?” Grinch’s point was valid.
“I think I’ll get my hand on over-alls over here first,” Croc popped his knuckles as Walugi slinked away.
“Earth to lizardbreath,” Xigbar knocked on his head like a door, “Didn’t you hear? He’s on your team.”
“But I hate that little twerp,” Cros scanned the room for him. He couldn’t see him, “Uh where is he?”
Waluigi had snuck up behind Shego and examined her behind. She was the kind of proportions he enjoyed. He had always had this bad habit of never being able to control his actions, he was helpless to resist the urge to pinch her rear.
She let out a sqeek and turned to see what was behind her. When she saw it was the gangly man, her hands gained a green aura, “Why you little! I’ll rip that mustache off!”
Waluigi screamed in terror and pulled out his tennis racket, smacking her in the face. Goldar took this opportunity to hit Killer Croc in his face. Xigbar looked at Grinch leaning against the wall and summoned his weapons, “Looks like its just us on the dance card, buddy.”
~~~
So imagine this match as a best two out of three.
Walugi vs Shego
Killer Croc vs Goldar
and
The Grinch vs Xigbar
Example: If Croc and Grinch win their match up but Waluigi still loses, that team still wins.
Croc has his razor sharp claws and his near impenetrable skin. Goldar has armor, his sword, and cannot grow to monster size.
Waluigi has incredible kicking power, letting him stomp people into the ground. His racket is his weapon of choice and some argue that Waluigi is hydrokinetic, showing power over water in several Mario Sports games. Oh. And he can dance. Like super well. Shego is highly skilled in hand to hand contact, emits an energy from her hands, allowing to her to fire or burn people. .
Grinch has Grinch Strength and toonforce. Xigbar…well this video should explain what Xigbar is capable of: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgCPji8-9ec
Have fun and enjoy the series, I intend to continue after this.
