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Post by ConfessionFPT on Apr 25, 2016 6:10:38 GMT
 vs  The Grinch - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/940/grinchJason Voorhees - electricferret.freeforums.net/thread/116/jason-voorhees“So, it goes like this: I am not going to intentionally rhyme for you people. I know, I know, it happens in the books, the movie breaks down and gets into it too. But this ain’t no nursery rhyme, kiddo. This is the big time. After hearing that I can sneak into every house in a town, in one single night, and steal all of the shit impressed some important people. Now I do jobs out the wazoo, stealing shit, ya know? But here’s the thing, I only steal from assholes. Like that show Leverage, you ever seen Leverage? No? Ok, how about Robin Hood? Like that, except I get paid. As you may have noticed from the color of the fur, I like green. It my favorite ‘ting. I’m thinking maybe I help you with this you get me some more green for my cave pile, ok? Ok.” The executives in the room sat in silence, the only sound came from shuffling papers. A middle aged white man was the first to speak, “Why does he sound like Joe Peshi? I was expecting him to be a Seasame Street, like a cute thing." The Grinch bore his yellow teeth, “You’re lucky I’m a reformed Grinch who is far too nice to rip your esophagus out of your stupid face.” He brushed some lint off his faux-Santa suit. “That Is something I’d like to address,” an African American woman said from the other end of the table, “we understand that you are a mostly reformed criminal, that your master theif and escape artist, and you may have the most brilliant tactical mind I’ve ever seen,” at this point Amanda Waller leaned into the light, “but do you still have the fight in you?” “Lady, I can hold my own. I'm a strong guy, when I wasn’t working out I lifted Santa’s entire sleigh over my head. It was cakewalk city. You don’t worry about me.” “Hopefully we don’t have too.” And without warning every person at the conference table stood up and left the room. Leaving the Grinch alone. “Uh, hello?” the doorways shut automatically and locked, “Is this a bathroom break, huh?” The dark room was suddenly illuminated, harsh white light filling up the space that had been there before. The chairs and long table sunk into the ground, barely giving him enough time to make it to his feet. A new hole appeared out of the floor and introduced a new element. Legendary killer Jason Voorhees rose from the ground, coated in metallic armor. The Grinch gripped his long fingers into a fist, “What? No machete? No axe? Chainsaw.” Jason had none of these, only laser red eyes and steel plated arms. “I’m going to send you crying home to your momma.” (So hopefully this is building to a thing, enjoy) |
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Post by bigballerju on Apr 26, 2016 3:17:58 GMT
I would love to see this match. Don't Dr.Seuss characters have there own magic or cartoon force? I would love to see Grinch own Jason and the fact he seems to have prep makes it better for him. I think Grinch wins because Seuss characters in that town have there own thing going for them similar to Looney Toons. Though nowhere near as crazy and unlimited as Looney Toons.
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Post by SSJRuss on Apr 26, 2016 3:55:20 GMT
While I like the Grinch's chances, I just don't see him beating Jason. Jason X has no time for playing games. He murders. He will most likely murder Grinch here too.
Though... I would really like to see this fight animated or something lol
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Post by ConfessionFPT on Apr 26, 2016 4:25:21 GMT
Thanks for the comments guys! Glad you liked it.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2016 12:20:31 GMT
cfpt, you've been absent from this site for way too long, man, because damn near everything you write here is absolutely hilarious! XD Even the bio for that Lord of Deer character on the INC side of the forum was funny as.
These SKWD1 matches remind me of old WWWF Grudge Match set ups. There is quite an uncanny resemblance.
But, as for the fight itself, I think Mr. Voorhees has this. He has armour, which would obviously make him even more durable than he already is. The original Jason from the first continuity has kicked the arses of Freddy Krueger, hundreds of ordinary people near Camp Crystal Lake, and Liu Kang.
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Post by Z451 on Apr 26, 2016 12:41:48 GMT
I think honestly, the Grinch might be able to pull this one off, as he has shown the ability to think on the fly. Don't know if that will help him in this particular fight though. Again though, good work cfpt.
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Post by ConfessionFPT on Apr 26, 2016 18:17:13 GMT
cfpt, you've been absent from this site for way too long, man, because damn near everything you write here is absolutely hilarious! XD Even the bio for that Lord of Deer character on the INC side of the forum was funny as. These SKWD1 matches remind me of old WWWF Grudge Match set ups. There is quite an uncanny resemblance. But, as for the fight itself, I think Mr. Voorhees has this. He has armour, which would obviously make him even more durable than he already is. The original Jason from the first continuity has kicked the arses of Freddy Krueger, hundreds of ordinary people near Camp Crystal Lake, and Liu Kang. Well that was the nicest thing I've ever heard, thank you so much. |
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Post by bigballerju on Apr 27, 2016 3:02:02 GMT
Dr.Seuss characters have toon force to a certain degree. Just not on the level of Looney Toons and or any of those higher characters. Jason is out of luck in this battle. Grinch is not one of the more powerful toon force users in Dr.Seuss like Cat in the Hat (Jason would be screwed against) so Jason still has a chance to win. Though the favor and odds are more in Grinch's corner.
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Post by Granobulax on May 2, 2016 21:27:11 GMT
Gotta go with Jason. It's the ruthless killer instinct. Intriguing match.
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